50 things every man should do before he dies.

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1) Have a professional fight.

It'll teach you alot about yourself.

Stuff you dont want to know, stuff thats hard to accept.

Stuff you either fix or pretend you never learnt, because its not something you can LIVE with.
2) Have your heart broken and dont say a word.

Dont tell your friends. Dont tell the girl. Dont tweet about it. Dont mention to anyone EVER.

Be a MAN about it.

Dont end up bitter and hatefilled like these redpill dorks over the woman who left them.

Just move on.
3) Retire your mother.

9 super cars and 4 x world titles and millions of dollars... But the thing Im most proud of is when I told my mother she didnt have to work anymore. https://twitter.com/OfWudan/status/1214921141342605316?s=20
4) Work for an entire week and give all of the money away.

You need to change your attitude towards money.

Those who horde money never enjoy life.

Savers live shit lives. And you only live once.

Give it to a dogs charity, dogs have pure hearts.

Fuck the money. Make more.
5) drive a supercar around Europe with your best friends.

Ferrari in Italy
Porsche in Andorra
Lambo in St Tropez

Some of my best memories are laughing hysterically with my brother while driving a beautifully engineered vehicle - on my way to a 5 star hotel in the mountains.
6) Reject sex from a beautiful woman.

The redpill dorks are desperate for sex. At my level, you refuse to let a woman have you simply because shes beautiful.

She has to deserve a man like me.

I reject stunning women all the time. Its good for the soul. https://twitter.com/OfWudan/status/1107054444359884802?s=20
7) Tip enough to become someones "biggest tip ever" story.

There are at least 100 servers in the world, when asked about their largest ever tip.. will say my name. https://twitter.com/OfWudan/status/1118586388239265792?s=20
8) Fly first class and dont sleep.

Drink alot of champagne and eat alot of food and watch bullshit movies.

Be extra friendly to the cabin crew.

Enjoy the experience for what it is... an experience. https://twitter.com/OfWudan/status/1192064359150866432?s=20
9) Survive by charm alone.

When I was a fighter, before I had a cam company. I had a nice car but no house.

However, I had 4 girlfriends. They had houses.

They also had food. And pussy.

I didnt have a house for a year, but I slept ate and fucked just fine every single night.
10) Eat a completely shit diet for a month.

Live on all the complete junk that tastes good but is bad for you. All the stuff you want when youre dieting.

Then notice how you feel. Realise some people LIVE this way, and youll understand why so many are so unhappy.
11) Fast. Be hungry and dont bitch about it.

Infact, fast, and dont tell anyone. Dont mention it. Dont tweet it.

JUST DO IT.

Nobody cares anyway. So shut up.

For the inverse of above.
12) Have kids.

Why else are you alive?

Why else are you learning? If you have no one to teach?

Every man should aim to have children.

But dont let your life end because of it, continue being you and maintain your freedom.
13) Tell someone to fuck off mid sentence.

This quickly becomes a habit.

Its better for you, its better for them. Its better for everyone.

Like ripping off a bandaid.

Its something not many men do often enough.

Youre thinking it... so say it.
14) Admit you were wrong but dont say sorry.

"I was wrong but I did what I believed was the best thing to do at the time.

I cant be sorry for doing the best I could possibly do.

If I went back in time, Id do the same thing again.

So no. I am not sorry. Even if I was wrong"
15) Get arrested.

A couple nights in jail is good for you.

Ive accumulated about two weeks across different incidences.

I think that might just be the perfect amount.
16) Next time your phone breaks, or you lose it.

Wait a week before you buy a new one.

Yes I know, work money bla bla bla.

Wait a week.

All of a sudden the real world is interesting again.

Conversations. People. They suddenly matter.

Its pretty amazing.
17) Dig a hole big enough to stand in.

Its good for your upper body.

It takes resolve and will.

And its a reminder of where youre going to end up.

Once the hole is dug, fill it up - and go LIVE YOUR LIFE.
18) Forgive someone who badly wronged you.

Forgiving people is a skill which can be learnt.

The only way you can stop giving a fuck, is to forgive.

Do not ALWAYS forgive.

But there is a time, and a place, to just let it go.
19) There is also a time and a place for merciless revenge.

Choose accordingly.

There is no inbetween. No grey.

Only black and white.

Destroy their life.

Or forget they ever wronged you.

Do not live inbetween.
20) Ask your parents what would make them happy and do it.

Stop being an ungrateful dickhead.

Usually, youll find, theyre very happy you even asked at all. And they dont want ANYTHING except for YOU to be happy.

Now you can do whatever you want and EVERYONE is happy.
21) Get a loan and refuse to pay it back.

Sell or transfer your assets first.

Or do it just before you move country.

Cash enslaves people. Its not fair.

The banks are absolute criminals and you need to get some small retribution.

Theyll simply print more money. Fuck them.
22) Become very good at stealing.

Ask @real_luckyluke or @LivesTalisman. I never ever order a coffee from starbucks without stealing something from the front right under the dickheads nose.

Never steal from small business. Steal from the huge multi nationals who dont pay tax.
23) Buy a plane ticket the same day it takes off.

Who cares if its more expensive.

It makes the whole thing more exciting.

Youll see.
24) Send a hand written letter when you could have sent an email.

Especially to old people.

They love letters.

Also - youll be amazed how shit your hand writing is.

Try and make it neat.
25) Fuck your girls best friend.

Females have absolutely zero loyalty too each other.

Seriously zero.

Fuck her best friend, then keep your original girl.

Now her BF who always says to dump you, is gone.

Problem solved.
26) Completely change your sleeping pattern and live a month absolutely nocturnal.

Amazing for productivity.

There isnt much open to waste time with at 4am on a Tuesday.
27) Move into a new apartment.

Contents:

A bed. A laptop.

One plate, one cup, one fork.

Stay this way for a month.
28) Sleep outside.

No tent.

Just get a sleeping bag, on a dry day - and sleep outside.

Sun will have you up nice and early.

Plenty of time for exercise.
29) Go to a casino.

Get a little bit of money, fuck around and waste time.

Watch the others play. Watch some win big, lose big.

Watch the excitement on one mans face.

The other mans look says "Im fucked I cant pay the rent"

Watch everyone win and lose.

Enjoy the stories
30) Be everywhere 15mins early NO EXCUSES for an entire month.

Gaurantee youll never be late for anything ever again.

Being late - is disrespect.

If you wanna get far in life, youll meet important people.

You can never, ever, ever, be late.
31) Get a passport, bank account, drivers licence in a foreign country.

Get a residence in a foreign country.

Sit on it.

Because one day....
32) Choose a book about a story that sounds interesting.

A man whos travelling around africa.

Or a man who decided to sail the Mediterranean.

A professional boxer.

Whatever.

Throw the fucking book away and go do it yourself.

Live > Read
33) Pay for the toll for the car behind you.

Tell the toll attendant to tell the car you already paid and that you remember them from school.

Drive as fast as you can.

I gaurantee theyll try and catch you to see who you are.

Enjoy the race.
34) Compliment the chef at a buffet.

NOBODY ever compliments a buffet chef.

Imagine being a chef 15 years without a single "This is good!"

He was trying for nothing but now his life has purpose again. https://twitter.com/OfWudan/status/1121807675879251968?s=20
35) Say what you woulda said at their funeral to their face before they die.

While they can still hear you.
36) Go to Rodeo Drive.

Go SERIOUS window shopping.

Make a detailed list of all the things you want that you cant afford.

Cut that list of 100 down to a list of 5.

Realise that you never really wanted the other 95 anyway.

Apply this to everyday purchases.
37) Develop a poker face. A real one.

This is essential for a man. Pro fighting and chess taught me mine.

It saved my life in Jamacia

And if you THINK you have one, you dont.

99.9% of men dont.

LEARN this. Immediately. https://twitter.com/OfWudan/status/1116024763879776262?s=20
38) Drive a supercar on ice.

Drive around a race track in reverse.

Learn to drift.

I have done these things. Plus ALOT more.

I am an exceptional driver. Because I train it. I study it.

All men THINK they can drive.

Be one of the few that REALLY can. https://twitter.com/OfWudan/status/1238140204365611008?s=20
39) Threesomes are absolutely over rated.

However, there is a skill to having sex with multiple women at once.

Before you know it, its you and 5 women. Tristan has the record with 6.

"Im not Bi" she said.

"youre not having sex with eachother. Youre all having sex with me."
40) Sit with your closest friend and talk about all the things that went wrong.

All the times you could have died.

That car that almost crashed, the time you were almost stabbed.

Imagine how many CLOSE CALLS you managed to survive to end up right here, right now.

Then smile.
41) Stick to your word even if there is zero foreseeable benefit for doing so.

Its always worth it, in the end.
42) Take 100 dollars from your pocket.

Stop being a selfish dickhead.

Go and buy a ton of pepperoni and take a long walk.

Feed every stray dog you see.

I guarantee there is no afternoon that will make you feel happier -

Itll be the best 100 bucks you ever spent.
43) Stop cowering to the machine.

They are not as powerful as you imagine them to be.

Tell the tax man you didnt earn any money and you dont have any money and youre sorry.

Worst case, you pay him.

Youll be surprised how far "Dunno, im broke" gets you.

Billionaires do it?
44) Test your friends.

Say you need a place to stay for a month.

One month. Grab the couch. Clean up after yourself. Be a good guest.

Make sure they have zero excuse to kick you out.

So when they DO kick you out (his girlfriend told him too) you KNOW hes a bitch.
45) make the decision to stop taking medicine unless its life threatening or an antibiotic.

Popping that pain pill everytime your somrthing hurts a little is bad for your mental strength.

DEAL with it.

And as above... do not mention you have a headache.

NOBODY cares.
46) Stop yourself using excuses for anything ever no matter how valid.

STOP saying them and eventually youll STOP thinking them.

"Did you crash the car"

Yes > Yes, it was icy

The car is still crashed. The excuse repairs nothing.

You failed. Accept it. Learn

Dont do it again
47) I gave a 100 dollar bill to every single homeless person I saw when I was in Austin Texas.

Guess how many times I filmed it?

Zero.

Buying attention is not the same as charity.

Do not respect the former. Its selfish bullshit. Cheap social media likes.
48) Learn to understand a foreign language.

Tell nobody.

Listen.

LISTEN more and SPEAK less in general anyway.

Nobody is impressed with your broken bullshit spanish. Just speak english. But LISTEN.

"Oh sorry I dont speak romanian"

I know exactly which girl wants to fuck who
49) Be the father/brother to somebody who lost their father/brother.
50) Think back on some of your biggest arguments youve had and realise you were actually wrong for a few of them.

Not all. But some.

Remember this next time youre in an impassioned argument.

Theres always a chance that youre fucking up.
It annoys me how Americans say lambo truck.

It’s not a truck.

It’s an SUV.

And it’s not even that fun.

It’s not a REAL lambo.

It’s a very fast SUV.

A Lambo is a Lambo.

And yes. I have both. A real lambo and an Urus.

“Dat lambo truck DAWG”

Fucking morons.
🎁🎁 MERRY CHRISTMAS 🎁🎁

Being a multi millionaire does one of two things

It makes you very tight or super generous

You know which one I am PLUS its Christmas

If you could get anything from me for FREE, what would it be? And WHY?

I read every DM https://twitter.com/messages/compose?recipient_id=1096324563305201665
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