THREAD: How the Mr Men are coping with quarantine. (cc. @MrMenOfficial) #MrMenQuarantine

Mr Tickle is keeping his arms at full length when he goes for his walks so that no one comes near him...
Mr Greedy ate his stockpile of food in the first three days and is now hungry. #MrMenQuarantine
Mr Happy's face is stuck in a rictus grin as he refuses to let the reality of the situation render his name ironic. #MrMenQuarantine
Mr Nosey is obsessed with Zoom as it gives him an opportunity to look into people's houses. #MrMenQuarantine
Mr Sneeze had been self-isolation all winter anyway with the flu, so hasn't noticed much change. #MrMenQuarantine
Mr Bump tried to use the down time to do some DIY, and now doesn't want to bother the NHS with the nail sticking out of his thumb. #MrMenQuarantine
Mr Silly has watched "Tiger King" four times and is now trying to train his cat to do tricks. #MrMenQuarantine
Mr Uppity has moved to one of his smaller mansions so there are fewer staff that might infect him. He believes Richard Branson deserves his bail out. #MrMenQuarantine
Mr Daydream is taking the opportunity to work on his novel, an epic adventure with himself as the main character. #MrMenQuarantine
Mr Forgetful forgot to buy toilet roll before all this started, so is grateful that he still gets a newspaper delivered. #MrMenQuarantine
Mr Jelly is absolutely terrified of being within five metres of anyone and has disabled his doorbell.
#MrMenQuarantine
Mr Noisy is using the time off work to learn to play the drums. His neighbours are not happy. #MrMenQuarantine
Mr Lazy is in his element, as he'd been campaigning for pyjamas to become suitable work attire for years. #MrMenQuarantine
Mr Funny is performing nightly comedy shows on Instagram Live, and is secretly quite glad he hasn't got to shell out for Edinburgh Fringe after all. #MrMenQuarantine
Mr Mean bought three rolls of toilet paper before all this started and he's determined not to buy anymore for the rest of the year. #MrMenQuarantine
Mr Chatterbox is tweeting about three hundred times a day and butting into every conversation he sees just to maintain human contact. #MrMenQuarantine
Mr Fussy has cleaned the house and himself so thoroughly that he's started taking the varnish off the doors and the skin off his hands. #MrMenQuarantine
Mr Muddle doesn't know what day of the week it is, which means he's finally in sync with the rest of the population. #MrMenQuarantine
Mr Strong doesn't believe Joe Wicks goes far enough, and is running an exercise programme on Youtube that involves juggling furniture. #MrMenQuarantine
Mr Tall is feeling very claustrophobic and really savours his daily exercise to stretch his legs. #MrMenQuarantine
Mr Worry can't stop watching rolling news and checking Twitter. He hasn't had the virus yet, but thinks he's caught is three times a day and has 111 on speed dial. #MrMenQuarantine
Mr Nonsense keeps posting links on Facebook and Twitter to articles about 5G being responsible for the virus. Everyone has muted him, except Mr Worry who worries he might be on to something. #MrMenQuarantine
Mr Clever is jumping into every online pub quiz and being irritatingly smug whenever he wins. He has told no one that his sourdough starter failed. #MrMenQuarantine
Mr Brave has volunteered to work for the NHS and is now delivering food and medicine parcels and checking on the vulnerable. He is one of the millions of key workers and volunteers who deserves our applause and support. #MrMenQuarantine
Mr Perfect bought exactly the right amount of food before the lockdown, always stays exactly two metres away from everyone he sees, and is buying the shopping for his neighbours. Even his Skype connection is perfect, and his family never walk into shot. #MrMenQuarantine
Mr Rude is spending his days trolling @matthaig1 and sharing some very xenophobic things to his Facebook page. He thinks if we had left Europe sooner, none of this would have happened. #MrMenQuarantine
END! I'll try do the Little Misses tomorrow. #MrMenQuarantine
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