Any article headline with the format "No, X Does Not Cause Y" actually does cause Y.
"No, Masks Will Not Protect You From Coronavirus"
"No, Rising Egg Prices Do Not Mean Inflation"
"No, 5G Does Not Cause Coronavirus"
"No, It's Not Time To Worry About Rising National Debt" https://twitter.com/bopinion/status/1253379640405774337?s=19
"No, The Coronavirus Was Not Genetically Spliced With Pieces Of HIV" https://www.forbes.com/sites/victoriaforster/2020/02/02/no-coronavirus-was-not-bioengineered-to-put-pieces-of-hiv-in-it/#7e7e6f256cbc
"No, the first UK volunteer injected in a COVID-19 vaccine trial has not died" https://twitter.com/i/events/1254411041028497413
"No, The Supply Chain Is Not Collapsing" https://twitter.com/i/events/1254863231522230273
"No, Empty Hospital Beds Do Not Indicate Covid-19 Is A Fake Crisis" https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2020/apr/03/facebook-posts/hospital-beds-being-kept-empty-prepare-covid-influ/
This is a new one https://twitter.com/jimmysong/status/1262487398400823296?s=19
Oh for fuck's sake
"No, NASA did not detect evidence of a parallel universe 'where time runs backward'" https://twitter.com/i/events/1263564066175377408
"No, NASA did not detect evidence of a parallel universe 'where time runs backward'" https://twitter.com/i/events/1263564066175377408
Hahahah.. This is my favorite one yet!
"No, The President Can't Shut Down Twitter For Fact-Checking Him" https://twitter.com/schachin/status/1265801162663424001?s=19
"No, The President Can't Shut Down Twitter For Fact-Checking Him" https://twitter.com/schachin/status/1265801162663424001?s=19
"No, The National’s Aaron Dessner is not an Antifa organizer" https://twitter.com/i/events/1267564017897230336
This is the most egregious confirmation of the rule I have ever witnessed. https://www.mic.com/p/no-netflix-is-not-promoting-pedophilia-with-cuties-32004252
Apparently, yes he did. https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1313494903163424775?s=19
"Yes, the U.S. election is over. No, Trump can't win." https://www.ctvnews.ca/mobile/world/america-votes/truth-tracker-yes-the-u-s-election-is-over-no-trump-can-t-win-1.5183357