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wait ok b) above should be that I am Interested in a relationship where the people have vastly different sex drives, because of all the frank discussions of feelings and boundaries they would have to have with each other. i love that stuff!!!!
so after they frankly discuss their feelings and wn is like "i don't....NOT want to bone......." obviously wwx devotes himself 100% to solving the Fierce Corpse Problem. obviously he didn't revive wn under the best conditions, SURELY he can improve things for him
this could go 1 of 2 ways: either wwx could succeed with the original plan (have read many excellent fics abt this, great job fandom) or wn could be like "actually 1 major bodily change is enough for me, how about I stay like this" and then steamy incense burner times
i love this one bc once every couple of months wn can be like "hey......i am in the Mood" and they all journey through one of his fantasies about railing lwj while wwx directs, or cuddling with full sensation or something equally salacious
a thing I have not seen a lot of fic of is steamy wangningxian incense burner times, which I am just putting out in the universe now for no reason~
2) this is more of a ningxian (?? how to namesmush?) idea but what IF way back in the burial mounds era, when wwx isn't busy repressing resentful energy, he tinkers on wen ning. this started back when wwx was still working day & night to get wn's spiritual consciousness back >
like that boy was C O V E R E D in talismans. in addition to ones to keep him peacefully sleeping, there's ones to preserve his body, ones to keep his fingernails from growing too long, everything. and then when he comes to it's a surprise, so it's not like wwx was *done* yet
so at unpredictable intervals he'll pull wn into his mancave and make him go through an eye chart to make sure his vision isn't messed up, or do agility drills so wwx can check his range of motion, or what have you. wn tries to protest - wwx already brought him BACK >
> from the DEAD, it's FINE if he can't bend his arm like that! he'll make do!! but wwx is very determined to make wn the best fierce corpse he possibly can be, so wn eventually just gives in and lets wwx fuss over him
and the thing is, wwx is very tactile. even when he's not testing wn's reflexes or ability to sense warmth or w/e, which he very much does. wn has never been touched this much or this casually, by this hot a person, in his LIFE.
he figures it's just as well that this is technically not happening during his life, because if wwx was all over him like this when he had like, a bloodstream and normal physical responses etc, he would be DONE for.
even watching it happen is too much!! and wn knows wwx doesn't think of him that way and this is just like, a cool science project to him, but when someone you like is taking multiple hours out of their day to like, fix your sense of smell, it gives you some thoughts
(we won't even TALK about the time wwx had wn strip to the waist and mapped out the threshold of what he could feel and how much by running various objects over his skin. he was blindfolded for science. it was SO kinky and wwx was clueless)
and wn can't accidentally give himself away - he doesn't blush or shiver or gasp or heaven forbid, get hard - so he just has to ENDURE it while wwx pays such careful attention to his body. he tells himself it's a small price for getting a second chance.
at some point, something has to give. it could either just go on like this forever until [redacted canon events] and just add fuel to the pining fire once they reunite 13 years later, at which point they can gracefully segue into any of the wnx ideas above.
OR, wn could accidentally stare at wwx too much & too openly during some accidentally sexy but strictly for science time, and wwx can be like "what" and wn can be like "it's nothing!" but after some prodding he's like, "wei-gongzi, you have to know how this looks"
wwx looks around, reassesses, and is like "wen ning are you TURNED ON right now? >:) you have to tell me if you are! it's important to know!!!" and wn is like "omg no I physically can't be! I'm just....having some....tHoughts....... >___>"
and of course what wwx takes from this is physically can't be turned on > physical problem > something that he could potentially solve! so he's like ">:) would you LIKE to be?"
wn is like "uh, but you can't??" bc whether he wants to be turned on or not (he does, if wwx is into it) is not the right question, because it's definitely not possible, wn would very much have noticed if it was
wwx just gets this absolutely devious look in his eye and starts whistling softly - just a few notes, but wn feels the same pull he feels when wwx plays chenqing, like all the energy animating him is just a wave to wwx's moon -
except this time it's not a wave of rage or hatred or mindless violence, it's a pool of heat between his legs and tingles up his spine and this gleeful excitement - and wn realizes wwx must be channeling his own current feelings into him
wwx was oblivious to how this looked 2 minutes ago; knowing he already feels like That just from the mere suggestion of fooling around with wn is kind of incredible. the feelings slowly fade as wwx stops whistling to climb into wn's lap with a cheeky "is this ok?"
(wn just nods, yes, it is very ok if they're apparently doing this) and then he's hit with another wave of wwx's excitement as he whistles a few more notes. "good?" he asks, and wn can only nod. he's having trouble focusing his eyes right now, he has no idea how he must look
wwx is already loosening his robes "I think you should jerk me off, and if I keep doing this," - he pauses to whistle another note - "you can get us both off that way"
the warmth in wn's lower abdomen is spreading. "yes, please," he agrees. wwx makes a pleased noise and wriggles into a more comfortable slouch in wn's lap. his weight barely registers, wn feels like if he touches him he might break.
but when wwx guides wn's hand to where he wants it, still whistling that nonsense tune, wn feels a spike of pleasure though his whole body. he had no idea he was CAPABLE of feeling this good. after weeks & months of feeling barely anything at all, it's overwhelming
he's afraid his touch will gross wwx out, that he'll change his mind and call it off once he sees what he's gotten himself into, but wwx just sighs and arches and passes the sensations to wn while he makes far too big a production out of getting a handjob
wn can't tell how wwx feels in his hand, but he can feel exactly what he's doing to wwx, how worked up he's getting, how strong and close together the waves of pleasure are, until it feels like he might come any second
wn feels like he's playing wwx like an instrument - when he experimentally noses into the curve of wwx's neck and presses a dry kiss there, he can feel exactly what it does to him. when wwx comes, the melody turns jagged & unsteady, but it's enough that wn still almost whites out
"wow," he says, as they come down from it together. he can't believe that just happened. that he could have made wwx feel that good, that wwx had *let* him. "yeah," wwx agrees. "that was awesome, we should do it again sometime"
and then there is a misunderstanding where wn is all "wei-gongzi -!" and sincerely tries to babble out his feelings but he doesn't think he gets them across, and wwx is just all post orgasmic and floppy and agreeable, and wn, who is ALWAYS protective & fond, feels 100x more so
(wn does not actually manage to properly confess his devotion until much later when he has lwj to team up and help him, but it's fine, it all works out in the end)
