—once upon a time rewatch:
season one
why am i getting emotional
me: “ugh snow and charming are way too cheesy”
also me: *currently sobbing*
if i have to suffer, then so do you.
the moment i fell in love with ouat:
i love this sarcastic bitch
omg he’s so tiny?
was he always such a baby?
this bad bitch energy
i think we can all agree that this dress
this is exactly the type of person regina mills would marry
a child shows up at her door and what does emma do?
hides in the bathroom. okay.
and this is the kid whose mom won’t let him eat sugar
it’s cute how the fandom often believes emma was poor
someone give this bish a hairbrush
even this house is prettier than me
my heart just stopped as that door flew open-
did this b!tch really just-
WHY IS SHE LICKING HER LIPS ARE YOU SERIOUS
i’m feeling secondhand embarrassment by emma’s blatant gay panic rn
graham cracker in the background is SO CONFUSED by this mess
regina just not-so-subtly asked emma if she’s single.
things are getting pretty serious.
not to be creepy but they look good from up here
regina: *flirting with graham*
emma: *sizing up graham*
the way emma casually leans against the mayor’s doorframe
i will never be over the way regina invited emma in for cider just to kick her out after one sip
she’s sticking her tongue out again she must be thinking of regina
how many nail salons does that enchanted forest have?
regina: *walks in*
emma: *jaw drops*
henry’s moms are scaring me
“i’m his-“
“the woman who put him up for adoption.”
there’s something oddly poetic about light (emma) entering the world as darkness (regina) seeks to destroy it.
a forehead vein appreciation tweet
“gEt iN yOuR cAr AnD LeAvE tHiS tOwn” says the woman who boots emma’s car the next day.
okay but this is so aesthetically pleasing
—episode 2
i love this ss for obvious reasons
emma: “i’m naked i better hide behind this door lol”
also emma: *sees madam mayor and flings the door open*
nobody:
not a soul:
regina: “did you know the honey crisp tree is the most vigorous and hardy of all apple trees”
“don’t look down. don’t look down. don’t look-“
you know you’re gay
if you turn down christen grey
emma eating regina’s forbidden fruit
you’re telling me that miss “black bra and white tank” swan wasn’t looking for attention?
they gave us two hand shots in a row. god bless ouat’s editing department.
“lEaVe tHiS tOwN oR iLl DeStRoY yOu”
they’ve known each other for ONE day. how did they already exchange phone numbers?
this is so visually pleasing
only emma could get away with sitting on the mayor’s furniture like that
the sexual tension is getting LOUD
WHO
IS
THIS
WOMAN?
HIS
MOTHER?
THIS........
EMMA SWAN?
—episode 3
he’s poking charming’s cut lmaooooo
swanqueen come collect your offspring
this is so romantic i might cry
she’s cute when she’s angry
• charming set snow free when she agreed to help find his ring.
• regina set emma free when she agreed to help find her son.
“hEy iS tHiS yOuR mOtHeR’s?”
this sums them up pretty well
regina just can’t take her eyes off emma can she
“enjoy my shirt because ᶦ’ᵐ ᵉⁿʲᵒʸᶦⁿᵍ ᶦᵗ ᵒⁿ ʸᵒᵘ.”
regina: “THAT’S ALL YOU’RE GETTING!”
everyone else:
even this guy had a better arc than the darkswan
not me getting emotional over them in 2020
y’all she is STILL back there just staring at emma
i can’t stand them
“dO yOu KnoW wHaT iNsuBorDiNaTiOn mEaNs”
ouat stop making me soft challenge
—episode 4
sorry graham cracker, but she’s a homosexual
it’s the gay panic for me
well it appears regina came to granny’s hungry
lemme lean forward and show u my cleavage
u can literally HEAR the gay thoughts she’s having
emma swan defined “a hot mess”
even regina knows that regina is hot
henry, you lucky son of a milf.
ALL OF HER CLOTHES ARE SEE-THROUGH WHAT THE ACTUAL FACK
emma stands like a gay, proof attached:
just a normal day in storybrooke
emma is a pissed off lesbian and she’s ready to FIGHT
this is making me uncomfortable
she could beat me with that shoe and i’d thank her for it
—episode 5
she’s upset about wearing a tie because god forbid people might think she’s gay
one word: DAAAAAMN
even graham can’t handle them
emma announcing she’s regina’s new employee and regina getting upset because now they can’t have s*x
she’s talking to emma’s boobs again are we surprised
forever wondering how/when they exchanged phone numbers
oh look, the girlfriends are at it again
emma slept on the couch that night
these fools rly thought blowing up a mine that their son was trapped in was a good idea
regina: “oh no my wifenemy”
OH MY GOD THEY ARE GOING TO KIIIIIIIIIIISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i have never been so disappointed in my entire life sad face
me after being queerbaited:
not me getting soft again
omg i would do ANYTHING for her
look how precious the swan-mills are
ok regina didn’t have to hurt my heart like that
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