Lahori Elite:
1. Live in Mansions/drive Audis, yet file "Nill" Returns
2. Self Isolate, yet force helpers to work in homes
3. Complain about Pollution in the city, yet scoff on Metro Bus/Mass Transit Projects
4. Always Play the Victim
5. Consider Mall 1 their Lounge (N-1
6. "Yaar i know how it works, my family members have been in power".
7. Want to study at Ivys/Oxbridge with crappy GPAs & Test Scores.
8. Have Ayra Events on Speed Dial - For weddings or Naani's 90th Birthday.
9. "BRO Gaia chaltay hain, bar par bethtay hain".
N-2
10. "We've put our child in Learning Alliance so he can prepare for the Aitchison Entry Test."
11. "If he doesn't make it, I'll request Imran Khan to get us a seat from the Board of Governors."
12. "Phir bhi na hua to we'll send him to LAS for the contacts."
@amnaappi
(N-3)
13. https://twitter.com/NimraHussain/status/1242505124586684416?s=19 (N-4)
Forwarded as received:

14. "So happy flights are suspended. Not sure how I would've managed without Nancy."
- Nancy is from the Philippines.

15. "I'm not sure why Gymkhana has closed the Golf Course, Corona Virus koi Golf khelnay say spread hota hai?"
16. "Have you travelled anywhere during the lockdown?"

17. "Mein to thakk gayee hun gaari mein Sushi kha kha kar."

18. "Veni Vidi Amavi - no one goes for the food, i go there to take pictures for my blog!"

19. "What is more Intimate than 500 Guests?"

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