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No coronavirus tweets here. I am now starting a thread that will consist only of monster home runs.
BIG MAC INTO THE FIFTH DECK
BIG DICK STANTON OUT OF DODGER STADIUM
SLAMMIN SAMMY OVER THE DAMN CAMERA
BIG MAC TO THE MOON
TOP TITS FOR JUNIOR
MO VAUGHN TRYNA KNOCK DOWN THE DAMN SCOREBOARD
BIG DADDY FIELDER OVER THE DAMN ROOF
JIM THOME WANTED FOR MURDER
IN CASE OF EMERGENCY, USE THE DAMN STAIRS
ALBERT BELLE WITH THE POSTSEASON PISS ROCKET GRAND SLAM
THE OG BIG CAT WITH A PISS ROCKET INTO OUTER SPACE
WILY MO MONEY MO PISS MISSILES HITS ONE OUT OF KAUFFMAN STADIUM
ALBERT PUJOLS OVER THE DAMN TRAIN TRACKS
GLENALLEN HILL ONTO THE DAMN ROOF ACROSS THE STREET MY GOD
JOSE CANSECO INTO THE FIFTH DAMN DECK
AARON JUDGE CLEARS THE DAMN BLEACHERS
BARRY BONDS INTO THE DAMN CLOUDS
ROCKET INTO THE DAMN RIVER
RUSSELL BRANYAN DOES NOT. GIVE. A SHIT.
RICHIE NO I DON'T WANNA DATE BABY WE JUST SEXSON
ADAM DUNN INTO THE DAMN OHIO RIVER
BRYCE HARPER WALK-OFF GRAND SLAM TO PLUTO WHICH IS A FAKE PLANET
BIG MEAT PETE INTO THE THIRD DECK
YORDAN ALVAREZ WITH A SOUVENIR FOR THE PEOPLE WHO CAN’T AFFORD GOOD SEATS https://twitter.com/senorbentley/status/1240869405170569217/video/1
ELOY JIMENEZ UP THE DAMN STAIRS
KYLE SCHWARBER OVER THE DAMN SCOREBOARD
DANIEL VOGELBACH DISGRACING FAMILIES
DAVID ORTIZ AKA TOYKO DOME THANOS
CARGO WALK-OFF BOMB FOR THE DAMN CYCLE
BIG MAC OFF THE DAMN BUDWEISER SIGN
RYAN HOWARD WITH A GRAND SLAM INTO THE THIRD DECK
JOSH HAMILTON COMING FOR THE RED SEAT
YOU THE MAN BARRY!
JOSH DONALDSON MAKING IT RAIN IN THE FIFTH DECK
RONALD ACUÑA JR. ONTO THE DAMN CONCOURSE
BIG MAC ON BIG UNIT CRIME
THE LARGE FATHER
PRINCE FIELDER PUTTING SOME SOCIAL DISTANCE ON A DICK-HIGH FASTBALL
When you’re waiting in line for a beer and Trevor Story launches a baseball up your ass.
THE MANNY MISSILE CRISIS
YOU THE MAN BARRY!
MIKE PIAZZA OVER THE DAMN ROOF AND OUT OF DODGER STADIUM
JIM THOME OFF THE DAMN FLAGPOLE
YOU THE MAN BARRY!
YOU THE MAN BARRY! @keithbarber48
HIT DOG TO THE THIRD DECK
MIKE PIAZZA WITH THE MOST CASUAL 500 FOOT HOME RUN YOU’VE EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE
JUAN FRANCISCO INTO THE DAMN OHIO RIVER
SLAMMIN SAMMY DOWN THE DAMN STREET
BARRY INTO THE DAMN KAYAKS
