ranking stray kids by how much they manspread: a thread
1. chan

- we know. We get it.
- still i take a break from feminism to stand on the subway so he can manspread
- he just has to show off those Legs
Valid
2. changbin

- can sit like a good boy but when he's not thinking abt it he's the second member who manspreads the most
- he sees an opportunity and he does it
- dick too big he needs space
- 4th picture pls give felix some room
3. minho

- our third serial manspreader
- do i really need to say anything just Look
- sir this is a mcdonalds drive thru
4. jisung

- thought about ranking him higher but
- he manspreads heavily and yet he is also a recurring victim of manspreading
- he either sits with his legs wide open to assert dominance or like a 👉👈 anime girl
5. hyunjin

- has manspreading tendencies
- but most of the time he sits like a polite christian boy ur parents would love for u to bring home
- perfect posture
6. jeongin

- HERE BEGINS THE TOP 3 GOODEST BOYS
- has never done anything wrong in his life ever
- even when he has the chance he keeps the manspreading at very low levels
7. felix

- ultimate victim of the others' manspreading
- have u ever seen such a good boy
- hands under legs or in between them... babiest moves
8. seungmin

- HE SITS SO CUTELY EVERY DAMN TIME
- baby u can manspread a little i promise
- he's the one that gives u his seat in the subway after he sees u struggling nd assures u its no problem while smiling like this ---> :D
Um stays pls follow me i want more oomfies ❀
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