1/ 🚨Oprah has sent 56 messages on twitter this yr. 7 of those messages have been sent from “twitter web app” (i.e. staffers) & 49 of them have been sent from her iPhone (87.5%). EVERY SINGLE web app one was to promote her vision tour. Not ONE personal message from web app
2/ But all of a sudden the first personalized message of 2020 to be sent from “twitter web app” and NOT her own phone is going to be a personalized message that she is not being arrested after hearing about it WHILE ON THE FUCKING PHONE!!!
3/ so ur telling me someone that tweets 87.5% of the time from her phone, & the 12.5% are ALL promotional tweets (that staffer would send) is going to get a call ON HER PRIMARY TWITTER MESSAGING DEVICE (her phone) & for the 1st time all yr, not use her phone to tweet?
4/ i mean, Cmon! Really? Something is not adding up here. Either she worked a deal & sent a text to send a message to a staffer, ORRRR this is complete bullshit cause if she’s QUARANTINED in her house ON THE PHONE getting the message, and the phone is her PRIMARY WAY OF TWEETING
5/ (which I’m pretty sure 87.5% of tweets and 100% of personal tweets have been sent from) then what are the chances this is the FIRST TIME ALL YEAR she didn’t use it to tweet something personal. Maybe I’m drunk and down a rabbithole, but this isn’t adding up. Ok. Goodnight
6/ if ur the #1 trending topic on twitter & the whole world thinks ur under arrest, wouldn’t the EASIEST way to completely squash all the drama be to respond with a video from ur home??? First thing anyone would do!! “U think I’m arrested? Here’s a video of me in my living room”
7/ shes either working a deal & headin home to do exactly that (but woulda been done immediately if it was real, shes not stupid) OR shes about to come down w/ “coronavirus” & @BobsLessons is gunna nail his 1st overall pick of the celeb corona draft from our last @NoMercyPod
8/ again, I’m not pretending to be Q or some shit. I’m obviously biased cz i fully believe she is the queen bee of sex traffickers & my data & research tells me they are all going down. I’m just supplying info. Seems fishy not to post a video. Fishy to not tweet from phone.....
9/ its all really suspect & we been predicting the news cycles 72 hrs before they happen for 17 fuckin episodes @NoMercyPod & in THE LAST EPISODE, my go to guy, @BobsLessons, drafted her 1st OVERALL in celebrity coronavirus draft (episode 17) maybe its all just coincidence 😉
10/ public service announcement

ID LIKE TO GO ON RECORD STATING THAT I AM NOT SUICIDAL, HAVE NEVER BEEN AND NEVER WOULD COMMIT SUICIDE. ALSO IVE BACKTESTED IT & ITS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO OVERDOSE ON ANYTHING. AND I THINK THE CLINTONS & OPRAH ARE JUST MISUNDERSTOOD
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