Shout out to Gen X, the only generation who can keep our asses at home without being told, the motherfucking latchkey kids, the generation used to being neglected by fucking everyone. We’ll be the only ones left.
We tried to tell you this overwhelming need for activities and direction was weird and lame, and now look at you. Can’t even stay home for a weekend. Motherfuckers it’s not hard. You turn on the tv or pick up a book. AND YOU FUCKING SIT THERE NO ONE CARES THAT YOURE BORED

FUCK
Lol we’re fucking trending. It’s making me very uncomfortable. They’re not supposed to know we’re here.
Listen. Don’t answer the door. If anyone calls, say “she can’t come to the phone.” Take the chicken out of the freezer. And watch your brother.
Okay well if a five month old tweet’s going to make the rounds again, here, buy my book.
https://twitter.com/laurenthehough/status/1291088022566576136?s=21 https://twitter.com/laurenthehough/status/1291088022566576136
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