Enzo Scifo scores one of the great headers, for Belgium against Ireland.

Wake up gently with another of the great headers: Derek Johnstone perpetrates violence against Wales in 1978.

A thunderous beauty from Gary Mabbutt.

Robbie Earle for Jamaica against Croatia at France 98.

Ted MacDougall goes horizontal when Bournemouth visit Aston Villa in 1972.

Klinsmann simulates a foul against Cagliari.

Pick that bluffer out and stick it up yer bollix. A semi-final, extra-time special from Roy Maurice Keane.

Van Basten contravenes all laws of public decency.

Jared Borghetti inscribes himself into the book of life at the 2002 World Cup.

Javier Hernández at Stoke. The home crowd demand a penalty.

All hail the King of 1988.

Attila settles the Milan derby in 1984.

Sampdoria visit Bari in 1991. Do not adjust your sets.

Almost as pornographic as the kits.

"Oot the way Eric!" says Young Lee Sharpe. "On ye go son," he tells him. "After ye."

Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.

A Sadio Mané special.

STRAFE!

The opposite of corona.

"Get out of it!"

Stapleton sticks it to Garry Hobbs.

MANNARIIIIIII!

It’s a goal, it’s a goal, it’s a goal.

MARADO! MARADOO! MARADOO!

Got in the way at United, but this was very good.

Basile Boli says good morning.

Happy birthday to me. Cheers Hernan old mate.

Born Stockholm.

His mum is a woman, so.

For those of us who've PLAYED THE GAME in THIS LEAGUE.

Everton's run of mid-80s kits is up there with the finest of all-time.

Hitting the Queen between the eyes.

First-class science.

Poom Poom Poom ya ya ya Poom.

A counter *and* a diving header.

Happy 7th birthday to me.

Even better than the commentary from Papiss Cissé.

Didier Drogba gets in on the act.

Yordan Letchkov with of the goals of the 90s (and here's an essay to go with it https://www.theguardian.com/football/2020/aug/10/golden-goal-yordan-letchkov-for-bulgaria-v-germany-1994?CMP=share_btn_tw)

Brian Talbot dives into the North Bank.

Nicky butts.

Palermo from 45 yards.

One of the greatest and most definitive goals of the 80s.

And another, from Gary Crosby.

Neil Shipperley exposes the Sunderland defence.

Lack of football heritage

Bossiooooooooooooooooooo!

Cannigia and Maradona get it on.

Crisp from Crespo ( @sid_lambert)

Body position from @LouMacari10.

Benni McCarthy, Benni McCarthy.

ONE BRYAN ROBSON

In towards the head of Rooooneeeey! Chhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Laudrup makes it nine in row.

Placed.

Genius from Andy Clarke.

More Hateley behaviour.