Gotta add to the list of things men can’t do because it’s gay and/or only for women.

So far we have:

-Amazon Prime
-Apple Watches
-Brunch
-General hygiene
-Umbrellas.

We’ll be adding to and updating this list periodically.

For those asking about Amazon Prime, here’s the tweet

Band-Aids.
Being Fiscally Responsible.
Drinking Hot Tea.
Group Chats.
Eye-Glasses.
iPads.

Gay.

It’s gay to order appetizers and desserts

Smoothies are only for womenfolk, blud

Crabs legs? You pullin the meat out the shell. Gay.

I mean, it IS chick peas. Gay.

Oh, you didn’t know? Laughing is HOMOSEXUAL.

Too much heterosexual sex is actually homosexual. I need y’all to pay attention, sheeple.

The most important meal of the day is GAY if you partake with another man.

Health? Pft. You got sugar in your tank if you wear a mask.

Backpacks are questionable. We gotta keep up, y’all.

You are gay if you like female artists. Bet NOT let a woman come on the track while you listening.

ICED coffee? GAY.

Genuinely caring for the safety and well-being of your friends after you part ways is HOMOSEXUAL

****INCOMING****

MASON JARS ARE GAY!

Luxury features in the whip are FLAMING. CAN’T MAKE THIS UP

We’ve arrived at the portion of the show where pussy has become gay.

You eatin food that came out the water? Mm. Sassy.

Spending money on alcohol? Nawl, das a female trait.

Having a zeal for a breadth of knowledge from a variety of different sources? Zesty.

NIGGA YOU OUT HERE SWALLOWING NUTRIENTS?!!

You drinking orange juice and champagne? HOMO

Citrus in the H20? Knew you was fruity.

Garlic and cheese on chicken is HOMOSEXUAL.

It is now apparently gay to sleep.

Taking pictures and adding captions is rampant HOMOSEXUALITY.

2020 on some OTHER shit. It is gay to cook your food.

Ya parents had sex in August and you came out in MAY? Mm. Zesty.

Pink Lemonade? You acting too fruity, famalam.

You finna let yo toddler son play w/ somebody else toddler son? This is why the black family unit is nuclear.

It is GAY to receive gifts and tokens of appreciation.

A man drinking WINE? By HIMSELF?! Fruity.

Directions are HOMOSEXUAL. Get lost like a real man.

You are a HOMOSEXUAL if you can make the inside of your home look inviting without the help of a woman.

Brushing your tongue? Gay. Real men don’t care about oral thrush.

You brought ya homeboy some soup when he was sick? And it had SAUSAGE in it?! Gay.

Getting a manicure so your nails don’t look like the waning gibbous moon is GAY

You CUDDLING...with a WOMAN? Gay.

You got salt on your rim? Mm.

Loving and cherishing your girlfriend is GAY. Man the fuck up.

Cleanliness is next to homosexuality

Nigga, you tellin people this is the day you were born? That’s a female trait.