greenlit: TO ALL THE SARAH PAULSONS I'VE LOVED BEFORE

To Sarah Paulson in BLUE JAY,

I like the hat.

To Sarah Paulson in BIRD BOX,

Life isn't about how many breaths you take; it's about how you took my breath away in only 11 minutes.

To Sarah Paulson in THE RUNNER,

Early polling shows you're the candidate for me.

To all the Sarah Paulsons in AMERICAN HORROR STORY,

I am truly terrified to know how much I love each of you.

To Sarah Paulson in AMERICAN CRIME STORY,

Due to this performance I have lost my wig.

This is all to say (somehow) that we are never worthy of Sarah Paulson. And also to alert the masses that Holland Taylor is absolutely glorious in TO ALL THE BOYS: P.S. I STILL LOVE YOU.