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ᴀ ʀᴇᴅᴅɪᴇ ᴀᴜ
ɪɴꜱᴘɪʀᴇᴅ ʙʏ 27 ᴅʀᴇꜱꜱᴇꜱ
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ᴀ ʀᴇᴅᴅɪᴇ ᴀᴜ
ɪɴꜱᴘɪʀᴇᴅ ʙʏ 27 ᴅʀᴇꜱꜱᴇꜱ
Eddie is a journalist who writes about weddings for a living. Richie has always been the groomsman, but never the groom. When Richie accidentally leaves his planner behind, Eddie thinks he might have found his big story, but he didn't account for falling in love along the way.
𝓓𝓲𝓼𝓬𝓵𝓪𝓲𝓶𝓮𝓻𝓼
• quote don't reply please!
• shipping characters NOT actors!
• timestamps kind of matter
• follows the plot of "27 dresses" w some changes!
• ships: main reddie, established hanbrough, side stanpat & benverly, one-sided benchie, past stozier
• quote don't reply please!
• shipping characters NOT actors!
• timestamps kind of matter
• follows the plot of "27 dresses" w some changes!
• ships: main reddie, established hanbrough, side stanpat & benverly, one-sided benchie, past stozier
𝓑𝓪𝓬𝓴𝓰𝓻𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓭
• losers are 33/34 years old
• richie and beverly are step-siblings and are very close
• stan and richie are roomates
• eddie got divorced over a year ago
• mike and bill have been married for five years
• losers are 33/34 years old
• richie and beverly are step-siblings and are very close
• stan and richie are roomates
• eddie got divorced over a year ago
• mike and bill have been married for five years
𝓘𝓷𝓽𝓻𝓸𝓭𝓾𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓼
ʀɪᴄʜɪᴇ ᴛᴏᴢɪᴇʀ
• friends with stan, bill, mike, & ben
• openly gay
• works at an architectural company as an assistant to ben hanscom, who he's secretly in love with
• hopeless romantic, religiously reads the commitments section of the news
ʀɪᴄʜɪᴇ ᴛᴏᴢɪᴇʀ
• friends with stan, bill, mike, & ben
• openly gay
• works at an architectural company as an assistant to ben hanscom, who he's secretly in love with
• hopeless romantic, religiously reads the commitments section of the news
ᴇᴅᴅɪᴇ ᴋᴀꜱᴘʙʀᴀᴋ
• friends with mike & bill
• openly gay, but hasn't come out online
• goes by frank kaspbrak to keep himself more anonymous
• tired of writing about weddings, cynical about marriage in general after his divorce
• friends with mike & bill
• openly gay, but hasn't come out online
• goes by frank kaspbrak to keep himself more anonymous
• tired of writing about weddings, cynical about marriage in general after his divorce
ꜱᴛᴀɴʟᴇʏ ᴜʀɪꜱ
• friends with richie, bill, mike, & ben
• accountant at hanscom design, inc.
• pansexual, he/they
• always richie's +1
ʙᴇᴠᴇʀʟʏ ᴍᴀʀꜱʜ
• friends with mike, stan, & bill
• george is like her lil brother
• fashion designer
• lived in europe a while
• friends with richie, bill, mike, & ben
• accountant at hanscom design, inc.
• pansexual, he/they
• always richie's +1
ʙᴇᴠᴇʀʟʏ ᴍᴀʀꜱʜ
• friends with mike, stan, & bill
• george is like her lil brother
• fashion designer
• lived in europe a while
ᴍɪᴋᴇ ʜᴀɴʙʀᴏᴜɢʜ
• combined his last name with bill's when they married
• history professor at NYU
• close friends with eddie
• owns 2 dogs with bill
ʙɪʟʟ ʜᴀɴʙʀᴏᴜɢʜ
• horror novelist & big softie
• close friends with richie
• dotes on his husband and brother a lot
• combined his last name with bill's when they married
• history professor at NYU
• close friends with eddie
• owns 2 dogs with bill
ʙɪʟʟ ʜᴀɴʙʀᴏᴜɢʜ
• horror novelist & big softie
• close friends with richie
• dotes on his husband and brother a lot
ʙᴇɴ ʜᴀɴꜱᴄᴏᴍ
• CEO of hanscom design, inc.
• big fan of dogs
• friends with richie & stan
• oblivious to richie's feelings
ɢᴇᴏʀɢᴇ ᴅᴇɴʙʀᴏᴜɢʜ
• elementary school art teacher
• avid sailor and outdoorsman
• loves his brother!!
• likes origami
• CEO of hanscom design, inc.
• big fan of dogs
• friends with richie & stan
• oblivious to richie's feelings
ɢᴇᴏʀɢᴇ ᴅᴇɴʙʀᴏᴜɢʜ
• elementary school art teacher
• avid sailor and outdoorsman
• loves his brother!!
• likes origami
001 》 and so it begins...
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
002 》 two weddings, one idiot
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
003 》 the tired journalist
( eddie's phone )
( eddie's phone )
004 》 wedding woes
005 》 another level of multitasking
006 》 his favorite part
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
007 》 some kind of luck
008 》 as an update...
( eddie's phone, richie's phone )
( eddie's phone, richie's phone )
009 》 first impressions
010 》 oops?
( eddie's phone )
( eddie's phone )
011 》 oh (and i can't stress this enough) shit
012 》 baby i got your number
( eddie's phone & mike's phone )
( eddie's phone & mike's phone )
013 》 here we go...
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
014 》 peace treaty
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
015 》 honey, you got a big storm coming
( eddie's phone )
( eddie's phone )
016 》 mondays, am i right?
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
017 》 speculation
018 》 breaking news
019 》 partners in crime
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
020 》 the queen has arrived!
( bev's twitter, richie's phone )
( bev's twitter, richie's phone )
021 》 catching up
022 》 connecting the dots
( eddie's phone )
( eddie's phone )
023 》 anxiety party
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
024 》 building up...
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
025 》 ...breaking down
026 》 playing pretend
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
027 》 right place, wrong time
( eddie's phone )
( eddie's phone )
028 》 you're doing amazing, sweetie
( eddie's phone )
( eddie's phone )
029 》 warming up
030 》 goodnight and goodbye
( richie's phone, eddie's phone )
( richie's phone, eddie's phone )
031 》 no rest for the anxious
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
032 》 it's for the best
033 》life goes on
( richie's phone, eddie's phone )
( richie's phone, eddie's phone )
034 》 jokes, ahoy!
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
035 》 so what's the truth? (pt. 1)
( eddie's phone )
( eddie's phone )
036 》 so what's the truth? (pt. 2)
( eddie's phone )
( eddie's phone )
037 》 one hell of a morning
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
038 》 skip the small talk
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
039 》 playing detective
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
040 》 i can't believe you've done this
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
041 》 heartfelt
( eddie's phone )
( eddie's phone )
042 》 the decision
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
043 》 oh how the turntables
( eddie's phone )
( eddie's phone )
044 》 chill vs. not-so-chill
045 》 don't panic
( eddie's phone )
( eddie's phone )
046 》 dodging the question
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
047 》 reconnaissance
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
048 》 pre-date jitters
( eddie's phone )
( eddie's phone )
049 》 spaghetti: origins
( eddie's phone )
( eddie's phone )
050 》 wild night
( richie's phone, eddie's phone )
( richie's phone, eddie's phone )
051 》 shenanigans
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
052 》 the jury has reached a verdict
053 》 don't forget
( eddie's phone )
( eddie's phone )
054 》 emotional hangover
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
055 》 follow your heart
( eddie's phone )
( eddie's phone )
056 》 rapid fire
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
057 》 well, shit
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
( note: we will be time skipping a bit from now on, aka not going day by day-- time stamps are kind of important! )
058 》 maybe another time
( eddie's phone )
( eddie's phone )
059 》 let down
( eddie's phone )
( eddie's phone )
060 》 abrasive
( eddie's phone )
( eddie's phone )
061 》 pity party
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
062 》 one step at a time
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
063 》 just part of the process
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
064 》 karaoke night
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
065 》 it's that kind of night
( eddie's phone, richie's phone )
( eddie's phone, richie's phone )
066 》 two smiling idiots
( eddie's phone )
( eddie's phone )
067 》 good night / good morning
068 》 someone's nervous
( eddie's phone )
( eddie's phone )
069 》 (nice) mutually sappy
( eddie's phone )
( eddie's phone )
070 》 pros and cons
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
071 》 it's complicated
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
072 》 the last straw
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
073 》 turn up the heat
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
074 》 admittedly,
( eddie's phone )
( eddie's phone )
075 》 bedside banter
( eddie's phone )
( eddie's phone )
076 》 candle in the window
( richie's phone, eddie's phone )
( richie's phone, eddie's phone )
077 》 too soon
078 》 late night thoughts
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
079 》 one wedding stand pt. 1
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
080 》 one wedding stand pt. 2
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
081 》 ground rules
( eddie's phone )
( eddie's phone )
082 》 moral support
( eddie's phone )
( eddie's phone )
083 》 back to banter
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
084 》 you okay, man?
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
085 》 change of heart
( eddie's phone )
( eddie's phone )
086 》 someone's getting serious
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
087 》 similar wavelengths
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
088 》 butterflies
tw: emetephobia // [first pic]
( richie's phone )
](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EVdMuVWXgAAK6y0.jpg "088 》 butterfliestw: emetephobia // [first pic]( richie's phone )")
](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EVdMusrWsAMi9BU.jpg "088 》 butterfliestw: emetephobia // [first pic]( richie's phone )")
](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EVdMu9LWkAE96Ai.jpg "088 》 butterfliestw: emetephobia // [first pic]( richie's phone )")
](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EVdMvODXsAEhzCS.jpg "088 》 butterfliestw: emetephobia // [first pic]( richie's phone )")
tw: emetephobia // [first pic]
( richie's phone )
089 》 romantic dinner
( richie's phone, eddie's phone )
( richie's phone, eddie's phone )
090 》 falling
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
091 》 meet the roommates
( eddie's phone, richie's phone )
( eddie's phone, richie's phone )
092 》 group chat shenanigans
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
093 》 something familiar
( richie's phone, eddie's phone )
( richie's phone, eddie's phone )
094 》 plus one
( eddie's phone )
( eddie's phone )
095 》 memory lane
( eddie's phone )
( eddie's phone )
096 》 join the club
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
097 》 stars and the moon
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
098 》 you're a sap
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
099 》 catching feelings
( eddie's phone )
( eddie's phone )
100 》 totally innocent
( eddie's phone )
( eddie's phone )
101 》 can't stay away
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
102 》 it's called fashion
( bev's phone )
( bev's phone )
103 》 parallel panic
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
104 》 we have no secrets
105 》 taking some time
( eddie's phone )
( eddie's phone )
106 》 a weight's been lifted
tw homophobia , internalized homophobia //
( eddie's phone )
tw homophobia , internalized homophobia //
( eddie's phone )
107 》 richie.exe has crashed
cw nsfw mention //
( richie's phone )
cw nsfw mention //
( richie's phone )
108 》 an opportunity
( eddie's phone )
( eddie's phone )
109 》 it takes two to yearn
( eddie's phone )
( eddie's phone )
110 》 cooking by the book
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
111 》 sibling versus sibling
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
112 》 good samaritan
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
113 》 it isn't him
114 》 still hurts
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
115 》 agree to disagree
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
116 》 childhood dreams
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
117 》 you make me happy
( eddie's phone )
( eddie's phone )
118 》 where does it hurt?
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
119 》 sonic shenanigans
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
120 》 hoagie angel
( eddie's phone )
( eddie's phone )
121 》 impromptu photoshoot
121.5 》 bonus: 26 suits ( and a dress )
122 》 conflict of interest
( eddie's phone )
( eddie's phone )
123 》 being frank about frank
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
124 》 stress city
( eddie's phone )
( eddie's phone )
125 》 a notorious flirt
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
126 》 down to business
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
127 》 doubt
( eddie's phone )
( eddie's phone )
128 》 into thin air
( bev's phone, mike's phone )
( bev's phone, mike's phone )
129 》 you could, you know
130 》 triumphant return
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
131 》 welcome to the club
( eddie's phone )
( eddie's phone )
132 》 sweet talk
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
133 》 "de-stress"
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
134 》 suddenly sappy
( eddie's phone )
( eddie's phone )
135 》 domesticity
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
136 》 kiss break
( eddie's phone )
( eddie's phone )
137 》 wacky wedding registry
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
138 》 almost vulnerable
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
139 》 wholesome and humorous
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
140 》 on the clock
( eddie's phone )
( eddie's phone )
141 》 the truth
tw: anxiety, panic
( eddie's phone )
tw: anxiety, panic( eddie's phone )
142 》 i'm alright
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
143 》 cuddling with conflict
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
144 》 hands tied
( eddie's phone )
( eddie's phone )
145 》 reminiscing
( eddie's phone )
( eddie's phone )
146 》 consequences
( eddie's phone )
( eddie's phone )
147 》 you can't fix this
( eddie's phone )
( eddie's phone )
147.5 》 bonus: article clipping + the cute picture of richie i edited (to help soothe the pain)
148 》 what's done is done
( eddie's phone )
( eddie's phone )
149 》 the fallout
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
150 》 tense
( eddie's phone )
( eddie's phone )
151 》 wishing it were you
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
152 》 shifting focus
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
153 》 blame
( eddie's phone )
( eddie's phone )
154 》 still do
tw intoxication, alcohol mention
( richie's phone )
tw intoxication, alcohol mention( richie's phone )
155 》 figuring it out
tw intoxication
( mike's phone, bill's phone )
tw intoxication( mike's phone, bill's phone )
156 》 it's complicated
tw intoxication mention
( bill's phone )
tw intoxication mention( bill's phone )
157 》 talking into the void
( richie's phone, eddie's phone )
( richie's phone, eddie's phone )
158 》 well-deserved
( eddie's phone )
( eddie's phone )
159 》 wedding talk
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
160 》 self reflection
( eddie's phone )
( eddie's phone )
161 》 to lure a wedding planner
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
162 》 richie writes a speech
163 》 outside looking in
( eddie's phone )
( eddie's phone )
164 》 bad decisions
tw intoxication
( richie's phone, eddie's phone )
tw intoxication ( richie's phone, eddie's phone )
165 》 it was real
166 》 the mourning after
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
167 》 this is fine
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
168 》 love yourself too
( eddie's phone )
( eddie's phone )
169 》 fishing for advice
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
170 》 big day
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
171 》 incredible timing
( eddie's phone )
( eddie's phone )
172 》 heart of the matter
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
173 》 sigh of relief
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
174 》 "friends"
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
175 》 repeat that please
( eddie's phone )
( eddie's phone )
176 》 good one
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
177 》 starstruck lovers
( eddie's phone )
( eddie's phone )
178 》 holding back
( richie's phone, eddie's phone )
( richie's phone, eddie's phone )
179 》 the great movie debate
( eddie's phone )
( eddie's phone )
180 》 the dynamic duo returns!
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
181 》 loving ben hours ♡
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
182 》 movie night!
( clip of the scene eddie mentions: )
( richie's phone )
( clip of the scene eddie mentions: )
( richie's phone )
183 》 saturday night yearning
( eddie's phone )
( eddie's phone )
184 》 follow your own instinct
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
185 》 new hope 
( eddie's phone )
( eddie's phone )
186 》 lunch date (?)
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
187 》 the chaos crew
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
188 》 better and brighter
( eddie's phone )
( eddie's phone )
189 》 important
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
190 》 pre-party bickering
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
191 》 kitchen meeting
( bev's phone, richie's phone )
( bev's phone, richie's phone )
192 》 you can do this
193 》 two slow dancers
194 》 enjoy eachother
( eddie's phone )
( eddie's phone )
195 》 cherish every moment
( eddie's phone )
( eddie's phone )
196 》 bagel banter
( eddie's phone )
( eddie's phone )
197 》 karaoke strikes back
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
198 》 couple of goofballs
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
199 》 when you know, you know
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
200 》big sappy hours
[ HAPPY 200
]
( eddie's phone)
](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EdixdXkWoAECbUc.jpg "200 》big sappy hours[ HAPPY 200 ]( eddie's phone)")
](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EdixdijXsAQ4pTl.jpg "200 》big sappy hours[ HAPPY 200 ]( eddie's phone)")
](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EdixdtzWkAEG294.jpg "200 》big sappy hours[ HAPPY 200 ]( eddie's phone)")
](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Edixd6jXYAEU4rs.jpg "200 》big sappy hours[ HAPPY 200 ]( eddie's phone)")
[ HAPPY 200
]( eddie's phone)
201 》 siren song
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
202 》 the last cute straw
( richie's phone)
( richie's phone)
203 》 plans in place!
[feat. the loml, tiffany valentine]
( richie's phone )
](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EdpXCDfXsAUQzib.jpg "203 》 plans in place")
](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EdpXCMFWkAAQTTl.jpg "203 》 plans in place")
](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EdpXCXiWoAQKWsM.jpg "203 》 plans in place")
](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EdpXCj2WAAcJrs3.jpg "203 》 plans in place")
[feat. the loml, tiffany valentine]
( richie's phone )
204 》 here we go...
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
205 》 i love you
end of main story
end of main story
Epilogue [ timestamps are important! ]
206 》 new job, new beginnings
( richie's phone, eddie's phone )
( richie's phone, eddie's phone )
207 》 the loser's club
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
208 》 the best gift 
( eddie's phone )
( eddie's phone )
209 》 another wedding
( richie's phone )
( richie's phone )
209.5 》 bonus: benverly aesthetic
210 》 you & me, forever
( richie's phone, eddie's phone )
( richie's phone, eddie's phone )
210.5 》bonus: reddie aesthetic
[ patty caught the bouquet
and...
every person richie was ever a groomsman for showed up at the wedding wearing (you guessed it!) whichever wacky suit he wore for theirs ]
![210.5 》bonus: reddie aesthetic[ patty caught the bouquet and...every person richie was ever a groomsman for showed up at the wedding wearing (you guessed it!) whichever wacky suit he wore for theirs ]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ef_F55AWAAI40iP.jpg "210.5 》bonus: reddie aesthetic[ patty caught the bouquet and...every person richie was ever a groomsman for showed up at the wedding wearing (you guessed it!) whichever wacky suit he wore for theirs ]")
![210.5 》bonus: reddie aesthetic[ patty caught the bouquet and...every person richie was ever a groomsman for showed up at the wedding wearing (you guessed it!) whichever wacky suit he wore for theirs ]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ef_F6CTXsAMGthm.jpg "210.5 》bonus: reddie aesthetic[ patty caught the bouquet and...every person richie was ever a groomsman for showed up at the wedding wearing (you guessed it!) whichever wacky suit he wore for theirs ]")
![210.5 》bonus: reddie aesthetic[ patty caught the bouquet and...every person richie was ever a groomsman for showed up at the wedding wearing (you guessed it!) whichever wacky suit he wore for theirs ]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ef_F6LuWoAEeJTw.jpg "210.5 》bonus: reddie aesthetic[ patty caught the bouquet and...every person richie was ever a groomsman for showed up at the wedding wearing (you guessed it!) whichever wacky suit he wore for theirs ]")
![210.5 》bonus: reddie aesthetic[ patty caught the bouquet and...every person richie was ever a groomsman for showed up at the wedding wearing (you guessed it!) whichever wacky suit he wore for theirs ]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ef_F6T-WoAEqUKk.jpg "210.5 》bonus: reddie aesthetic[ patty caught the bouquet and...every person richie was ever a groomsman for showed up at the wedding wearing (you guessed it!) whichever wacky suit he wore for theirs ]")
[ patty caught the bouquet
and...
every person richie was ever a groomsman for showed up at the wedding wearing (you guessed it!) whichever wacky suit he wore for theirs ]
end 》 an article found in the commitments section of legacy times, june 2021 
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also special thanks to @fortheworlds , @doctorwatsson , and @dandiemon for being so supportive & vocal about their love for this au. you guys are the best
also special thanks to @fortheworlds , @doctorwatsson , and @dandiemon for being so supportive & vocal about their love for this au. you guys are the best
