Very brief thread before work this morning:

Many of you know I love sighthounds. May I introduce one of my favorites: The Borzoi.

A dog that was clearly purchased at Ikea and then assembled incorrectly.
Very brief thread before work this morning:Many of you know I love sighthounds. May I introduce one of my favorites: The Borzoi.A dog that was clearly purchased at Ikea and then assembled incorrectly.
Very brief thread before work this morning:Many of you know I love sighthounds. May I introduce one of my favorites: The Borzoi.A dog that was clearly purchased at Ikea and then assembled incorrectly.
Very brief thread before work this morning:Many of you know I love sighthounds. May I introduce one of my favorites: The Borzoi.A dog that was clearly purchased at Ikea and then assembled incorrectly.
What if a nose, but... you know... more?
What if a nose, but... you know... more?
What if a nose, but... you know... more?
What if a nose, but... you know... more?
I defy you to describe the shape of this dog as dog-shaped.

I swear, it's a dog designed by someone who had only ever had a dog described to them.
I defy you to describe the shape of this dog as dog-shaped.I swear, it's a dog designed by someone who had only ever had a dog described to them.
I defy you to describe the shape of this dog as dog-shaped.I swear, it's a dog designed by someone who had only ever had a dog described to them.
I defy you to describe the shape of this dog as dog-shaped.I swear, it's a dog designed by someone who had only ever had a dog described to them.
ALSO THEY STAND SOMETIMES.
"La Vérité sortant du puits armée de son martinet pour châtier l'humanité," Jean-Léon Gérôme, Oil on Canvas, 1896
LOOK AT THEIR NOSES

NOSES

NOSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEES
I swear, they're just... They're not shaped like anything consistent.

Like this one is, at present, shaped like ANGERY.
This is entirely accurate.

All pictures stolen shamelessly from an initial Google search

All dogs shameless loved despite being the cursed eldritch interpretation of dog.
UPDATE FOUND A VIDEO OF THE BORZOI BENDY SNOOT.

Source: https://amp.reddit.com/r/rarepuppers/comments/bd6rm1/ol_elephant_nose/
We stan these long boi gremlins

I want him to be my valentine
Anyway if you'd prefer them to be not 74lbs and somehow more elegant, may I also suggest: https://mobile.twitter.com/NomeDaBarbarian/status/1217509582685102080
Because, I mean...
I think what I love most is their smiles

Because they either look like this - a middle schooler on school picture day who had their mom tell them their new hair cut made them look very grown up and handsome...
I think what I love most is their smilesBecause they either look like this - a middle schooler on school picture day who had their mom tell them their new hair cut made them look very grown up and handsome...
I think what I love most is their smilesBecause they either look like this - a middle schooler on school picture day who had their mom tell them their new hair cut made them look very grown up and handsome...
I think what I love most is their smilesBecause they either look like this - a middle schooler on school picture day who had their mom tell them their new hair cut made them look very grown up and handsome...
Or like this, with their BENDY nose, looking like a John Carpenter's "The Thing" just before it abandons its dog disguise and devours you.
Or like this, with their BENDY nose, looking like a John Carpenter's "The Thing" just before it abandons its dog disguise and devours you.
Or like this, with their BENDY nose, looking like a John Carpenter's "The Thing" just before it abandons its dog disguise and devours you.
Or like this, with their BENDY nose, looking like a John Carpenter's "The Thing" just before it abandons its dog disguise and devours you.
Or like this, with their BENDY nose, looking like a John Carpenter's "The Thing" just before it abandons its dog disguise and devours you.
TELL ME THIS ISN'T YOUR NEW WARLOCK'S NEXT PATRON, #DND/ #TTRPG TWITTER.

TELL ME THIS ISN'T A SCION OF THE GREAT OLD ONES.

Pact of the Best Boye.
Same energy:
Same energy:
Same energy:
Anyway I hope y'all liked the thread as for me this dog didn't want to even sniff my hand on the way home which

which

which is

is fine.

My self-worth isn't tied to what a stranger's dog thinks of me that would be ridiculous.
NONE OF THESE ARE PHOTOSHOPPED IN ANY WAY

THIS IS JUST HOW THEY LOOK https://twitter.com/NotThatAFleming/status/1228526636598874112
NOSE. https://twitter.com/NotThatAFleming/status/1228527131988152323
Oh hey this is picking up at night.

Know who you're following. Don't want to waste your time. https://mobile.twitter.com/NomeDaBarbarian/status/1178654080467533824
Yelling about animals is sort of my brand? https://mobile.twitter.com/NomeDaBarbarian/status/1169599502694506496
As is... Yelling about other things.

This thread is probably the best follower test for y'all, given how highly (white) people hold the police in regard.

And how little y'all like to question them.

Like I said. Know who you're following. https://mobile.twitter.com/NomeDaBarbarian/status/1226872871277871109
You can follow @NomeDaBarbarian.
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