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Truths about Amy Hood that every Microsoft employee knows:
1-If there's a zombie apocalypse, we will all await for and follow her instructions
2-In that scenario you can bet your ass Microsoft will still grow
3-She will still finish her emails with the lovely "with gratitude"
1-If there's a zombie apocalypse, we will all await for and follow her instructions
2-In that scenario you can bet your ass Microsoft will still grow
3-She will still finish her emails with the lovely "with gratitude"
4-She would make sure you get rid of the zombies but within the budget
I could make a whole list of Chuck Norris equivalents here
When the FED decides on interest rates they always start the meeting with "What would Amy do?"
The year used to have 11 months but this one time we would not meet the target so Amy invented December
I wonder how many of these I can tweet before Frank Shaw tells me to delete my account...
Pro tip: PC not working?
Use Ctrl + Alt + A + m + y + H + o + o +d
Use Ctrl + Alt + A + m + y + H + o + o +d
If you have 5 dollars and Amy has 5 dollars, Amy has more money than you.
Amy does not use Excel. Excel asks Amy what the numbers should be.
When Amy divides a number by two it's actually Math that multiplies all other numbers by 2 to not get in her way. https://twitter.com/crandycodes/status/1339313415257350144?s=20
As the tradition requires, today is the day for another Amy Hood fact:
If you ask Amy "What's up?" she will respond "Microsoft"
¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
(I don't make the rules, just telling you how things are)
If you ask Amy "What's up?" she will respond "Microsoft"
¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
(I don't make the rules, just telling you how things are)
When I saw what is happening with GameStop price, I had a brief panic attack and thought they hired Amy Hood 
