i dont care if nobody can hear me im doing a thread of my favourite Guys from the star wars movies

i know these people have names but idc about that

two fighters against a star destroyer? Guy

excellent Guy. one of the best. sad that he died on Hoth apparently

cantina wolfman

definitely just a costume they had around

one quarter portion Guy

fucked up that he didnt give rey more portions but still a classic Guy

lambeosaurus jedi Guy

jango shot him in his shit but hes cool cause his name is Coleman. i went to high school with a guy named Coleman i think?

mosquito Guys

idk. i just like these Guys

i will add more Guys later

remembered another Guy: Frog Seller

she has an emotionally distant husband but leaves him. not a joke

Spy Guy

you know him. you love him. hes the Ultimate Villain

fly head robot Guy

i think hes really a softie inside

Guy who yells at rey for a laugh

excellent Guy. rey just wants to get her portions and this lil guy is out here pulling pranks

we are being held hostage Guy

very excellent of Obi-Wan to free this Guy from being held hostage

good morning. time for more Guys

Worm Lady

han solos crime mom is a worm lady. who wouldve guessed

moustache guard

wont ever forget this Guy

droid lady

cool design imo

The Devil

love that lucifer himself is hangin out at the ol Mos Eisley Cantina

hang gliding ewok

seems to be making themself a pretty open target by just swooping around up there

theyve gone up the ventilation shaft Guy

im not exactly sure how ventilation shafts work in space but this would be the Guy to ask

broken podracer Guy

i could probably fill up this thread of Guys with just cantina patrons and pod racers tbh. anyway, this guy somehow gets his podracer destroyed without even crossing the starting line because hes a moron

egg sac opera singer

she lets out a sing yell just before jumping out of the alien horses way and its the goofiest thing in the world

really ugly slaver Guy

speaking of TLJ aliens heres another Guy. possibly the ugliest alien in star wars history. i did not realize he had four arms until like my fourth watch of the movie. i want broom boy to kill him

worm Lady

wolfmans girlfriend, force sensitive and rebellion member in both canon and legends. i havent read the kylo ren comics so maybe this is already contrary to canon but i like to imagine shes became one of lukes students

Guy cassian shoots

thats right, my list of star wars Guys is not limited to just aliens i thought were cool

hairy singer

his last name is Yowza and he comes from the Ewok planet. all of this makes him the perfect Guy

look sir droids Guy

obviously hes like a meme or whatever but he always gets a laugh out of me

beard snake jedi

did you know he has 2 sets of arms?

big day for guys apparently

crying rancor friend

makes me laugh every time. hes so sad about his friend the rancor

win the war Guy

relatively new Guy. RIP bro

Mr. Big

I guess after he was done helping the good folks of the galaxy he moved to new york and married sarah jessica parker? not sure about this one

a new day = more Guys

it's blowing up from the inside Lady

she gives a helpful little diagnostic of whats currently going on on screen to help the viewers who fell asleep during the gungan battle scenes so i appreciate her

Lady who wants to know your last name

shes not leaving without an answer so youd better come up with something quick!

Danger

name makes a lot of sense since hes so dangerous

moustache Guy

the fanciest Guy in the galaxy. i call him "moustachio"

bad hair collar Guy

his hair is sooooo dumb looking. the fit is nice tho

slug Guy

snaps like "get a load of this Guy!"

king of the bugs

did he invent the death star? i dont think so but who knows!!

ceiling rebel

i swear nobody got it worse than this Guy. what a poor soul

hmmmmmm Guy

you can tell this Guy is sophisticated because he goes hmmmmmmm and does a little bow

maybe ill post another pod race guy

or just like, another guy from that scene

snack Guy

sells snacks! for some reason wookieepedia doenst have a canon page for this guy even tho hes in phantom menace? idgi

so i guess maybe hes not in the current canon version of episode I? i thought deleted scenes were all canon but maybe not?

tortured gonk

poor little guy. bro really got hit with it :(

ooba

i feel like medical droid technology really went downhill between this and ESB

obi wans lizard friend

long have i been a huge fan of this lizard. hes the ultimate companion

traitor! Guy

listen we all know and love this Guy. hes obviously ready to lay it down. hes a meme or whatever but yknow, its fine. him and look sir droids guy can hang out. maybe that was his dad or his uncle or something

how many times can i accidently post in this thread on my main jesus

lets have an OT guy to round us off shall we

old man

he just stands out doesnt he? i know theyve never officially confirmed this is actually rex in canon but theyve at least hinted that they wanted to make it canon or w/e. my lizard brain likes when things are connected

big cup bat

its always struck me how big a cup this guy has. hes gotta use two cups to hold it! adorable!

if youll indulge me, Guys from the mos eisley cantina

cgi lizard guy

this guy stands out cause hes clearly partially CGI and was added in the special edition. he actually replaces wolf man (previously featured guy)

little more info re: Guy stuff

i often watch the theatrical versions of the films cause idk, i like em more. i never even noticed that wolf man is not in both of them! turns out i was right and it WAS just a normal werewolf mask and george always hated it so he replaced him

(and one more note: wolf man still made it into canon through some random star wars playing cards lol)

anyway, another Guy

sparkle eye

iirc, this guy is the very first cantina alien. he is addicted to salt and blood i guess?

death penalty on 12 systems Guy

if only he knew that that little one is not, in fact, worth the effort

hairy senator Guy

bro fuckin ate it. hes one of the senators who thought the first order was nbd apparently?

funky blue

love this guy

big blade ren

i guess this ones like the second in command? im not sure but i like his big blade

jar jars rival

i always saw this guy as a rival to jar jar. and i still do

the shield doors must be closed Guy

this is the guy you can depend on to make the tough decisions imo

deathsticks Guy

you know him, you love him, its deathsticks Guy!! His last name is genuinely, not a joke, "Sleazebaggano"

snitch Guy

"bluh bluh bluh they cant park their ship on the beach bluhhhh" bro shut up

its a canto bight day imo

tiny craps board alien

he is hard at work! still not entirely sure how the game theyre all playing works but i guess he cleans up afterward

ringo

what would it be like to live in a ring such as this? anyway, she has a nice pup

Mr. Socket

to me his mouth looks like a big socket

tiny creature

RIP small friend

visor Guy

visor + goggles = excellent combo. RIP bro

that doesnt compute Guy

genuinely gets a laugh out of me every time

earmuffs

bro has cyber earmuffs and seems to obey landos every command. are they best friends?

50s diner robot

i will never understand the desire to put a 50s diner in the middle of a star wars movie

fake friend

what a damn snake betraying obi-wan like that. how many anong us can relate

smilin' sam

even in the midst of choppin droids he loves to put on a happy face

jabbas steampunk friend

i imagine this Guy probably has a name but i cannot for the life of me figure it out so if anyone has any information on this Guy please let me know

beepboop droid

the little jingle this guy makes always stood out to me for some reason. a testiment to star wars' always excellent sound design

banking clan Guy

i always thought the CGI on this guy looked fucking awful

wish id picked someone more directly involved in order 66 since that was my 66th Guy but whatever

ackbars grandpa

i think youll find that he is in fact "getting too old for this shit" RIP bro

palpatines blue pal

him and the emperor are old pals! nice helmet bro

freaky froggy

just a bro hangin out in jabbas palace. good on him

thirsty Guy

hes thirsty but not as thirsty as finn!

balloony

i guess todays an animal day lol. i love how kind of dumb and crummy he looks

robo arm Guy

whats he draggin around? a big isopod?

the one alien

pretty much the only alien starfighter pilot in the resistance for some reason? his name is a play on a beastie boys song

more notes:

some alien species seem to turn up over and over in these films. rodians and twi'leks are the biggest examples and dugs seem to show up in the prequels a lot. for the sequels i guess they also felt like adding in an alien that would just pop up everywere all the time

thus, the abednedo. ive now featured three (iirc) of this species in my Guys. there are probably other species that pop up a lot (Grans maybe?) but i cant pin them down

there are species like mon calamari and tusken raiders thaf pop up consistently but only under specific contexts so i wouldnt include them in this category.

anyway thats all i have to say about that thanks for indulging me on this Guy detour

uh anyway more sequel characters

tell that to kanjiklub Guy

i dont think hes a member of kanjiklub but he definitely is in contact with them and he wants you to be in contact with them too apparently

Mr. Helmet

hes only on screen for a like a minute but he honestly fuckin kills it performance wise. legend

obi-wans red friend

big RIP to bro. destroyified by buzz droids

Billie Lourde character

i think its fairly common knowledge that billie lourde is carrie fishers daughter. its really cool that shes a reoccuring minor character in the ST. also i watched the first season of scream queens and she is totally excellent in that show

except i spelt billie lourds name wrong woops forgive my ass

yeti Guy

so obviously we all know this Guy but its good to know hes stick kickin after that tussle with Yukon Cornelius

Guy who came out of hyperspace too close to the system

you fool!!! ah well, thats the way she goes

turtle club

is he turtley enough for the turtle club? sources say yes! also, in attack of the clones they took him off the jedi council cause he was too visually similar to the kaminoans

no life forms aboard Guy

so this is a fairly well known bonehead and im genuinely surprised this scene was not cut. nobody would have even asked why the empire didnt shoot down the escape pod if this scene didnt exist

old naboo man

if he wants you to contact him immediately its 100% a trap and you should send no reply. im dead serious i dont fw this guy. snake

stay on target Guy

the guy he was talking to stayed on target and it got him destroyified. i guess he was just giving the best orders based on what he had but... damn...

jumbo eel

as a kid i LOVED this guys design and i still think its great!! as an adult however i have to question the decision to include two scenes in which the gang has to avoid a big fish only for that fish to be eaten by another big fish. i guess thats what growing up is like

Mr. Chuckles

the canto bight aliens are a bunch of ruthless war profiteers but i believe with all my heart that this dude right here is totally innocent of all that

lightsaber buddies

i genuinely was terrified that the one would turn it on and kill the other one. i know a moment like that was even considered at one point in production. NONETHELESS i now know these two porgs are best friends and would never EVER hurt each other

ive done 86 Guys now. im well on my way to 100 Guys. i will NEVER stop posting all of my favourite Guys thats a promise

spooky apparition rey

even tho this was a big part of marketing for TROS she wasnt on screen that much so she can be one of my Guys. shes got a bendy lightsaber! shes the Rey of Christmas Future! shes got it all!

notes: the only scene from TROS i think is really good is when shes climbing around in the death star ruins and her spooky darkside version is pretty cool. i am kind of surprised they used a funky unique lightsaber design on this vision that lasts less than a minute tho lol

the flustering four

kind of hard to make them out in the photo but anyway, these four Guys love to fuck with chewwy by throwing C-3POs head around. couple of pranksters! love these Guys

heres a better photo of one of them. i think hes the leader

bone dogs

its a dog eat dog world! hope they ran off when anakin dropped in

The Rat

bro looks like a wacky races character fr fr

eyeball Guy

he doesnt know how to play sabat so hes just watching

fuck it that reminds me of

cantina cyclops

not much of a looker huh? ha ha ha!

swokes swokes senator

i am close to 100% sure these senators were included because they already had the costume from the frog seller lady (another classic Guy.) in any case they are freaky and wonderful

also according to wookieepedia they do show up in episodes II and III. where are they?? your guess is as good as mine

thinking about more spin off aliens

the lobster

i guess this is colin farrell from the lobster if you get the bad ending? not sure how he got into space

sleepy

apparently she fuckin HATES jyn but for now shes just sleepin

freaky fungus

he kinda looks like hed be at home in the super mario bros movie. i think he might be a bounty hunter?

long face Guy

so i have a feeling georges philosphy for the jabbas palace scene was "cantina scene with higher production value" cause you get a lot more wacky non humanoid aliens in this scene

more jabbas palace Guys

squealin Guy

RIP bro. eaten by rancor. squealed his last squeal

tentacles in a pan

some people would say this doesnt count as a Guy cause its just a bunch of tentacles in a pan. to this i say: you are wrong. this is one of my Guys

first Guys to die

the first guys to die in the Star Wars movies chronologically! they really got got by the trade federation huh?

that makes 100 Guys!!!! phew!!!! heres to 100 more!!!!