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A Malec SMAU based on this thing I wrote before
NOTE: Please don't expect much from this lmao SMAUs are my kryptonite and I have no patience for time stamps 
1. The two idiots
2. Alec loves math but he loves his students more
3. Magnus is, how u say, a drama queen
4. That patented Mutual Pining
5. Alec Lightwood is the master of unintended sexual innuendos
6. Gay panic rises
7. Back pedals to the moon
8. Magnus "Smitten" Bane
9. You know what Alec Lightwood game
10. They're disgusting
11. Everybody is soft over Mr. L
12. Catarina Loss the Roommate and the Magnus Bane's Conscience
13. The idiots spend time together
14. 
15. The escalation is quick
16. Meanwhile the two dodos don't realize the shitstorm brewing in twitter
17. Magnus has taste
18. Oh, oh Alec Lightwood has GAME
19. These two tweets are literally 2 seconds of each other
20. Magnus going in for the kill
21. Oof
22. Alec, hunny, u ok?
23. Twitter got a new ship
24. Emotionally invested
25. As said before, idiots
26. A poll goes up but we all know the answer
27. Meanwhile Magnus is, how u say, spiralling
28. When he spirals, he quotes The Office
29. At least he's not alone
30. Alec has his heart broken not only once but twice
31. Jace makes sense in this AU
32. Drama?? Just a sprinkling
33. Alec is mobilizing
34. When enlightenment hits
35. Here he goes
36. (looks at the camera the office style)
37. Y'all thought it was gonna be EASY?? hah
38. He has a disease ur honor, and it's lie-abetes
39. And it all comes back to Mutual Pining
40. Our koala is clinging tightly and rightly 
41. Our puppy is wagging that tail strongly and not wrongly
42. Magnus: I'm not flirting, I'm just telling the truth
43. CUTE
44. At this point what do they want
45. The children finds out
46. The children are soft
46. Izzy just want to live her life
47. Digital copies of the faculty photos goes out to their respective teachers and these idiots gets light bulb moments
48. He's about to drop the L word and in this rare case it's not lesbians
49. The laser focus on these photos is palpable
50. Just let him compliment you Alec please.for the love of god
51. Is Alec Lightwood suave or does he just run his mouth and hopes for the best
52. Just fuck for the love of god
53. Our third fave twitter account outside @imdramatique and @mathiloveit gains traction, and that poll resurfaces
54. Somebody got a hold of the faculty photos
55. Whispering is 80% of a cheek kiss we're almost there
56. Ur honor they're gonna constantly whisper
57. Brain Alec is a cyberbully
58. Teenagers are something else
59. Whoops
60. He may have deleted that last bit but
61. The Date
62. The Date P2
P2
63. The Date P3
P3
64. Some kids are getting disowned and some dogs and some dogs are luckier than Magnus
65. Magnus knows Alec's weaknesses and it's being called Mr. Lightwood
66. Whoever pulled that fire alarm will pull themselves out of the trashcan
67. They promise to make it up with an elaborate scheme
68. He's an Alec Stan first, human being second
69. Stop the softness
70. WHOSE FLOPPY MOUTH
71. Congrats to the Malec Community for their win
72. The validity of that question and the validity of that answer
73. The biggest mystery is who's moderating this account??
74. Ugh really?? Right in front of my salad??
75. All I see are three puppies with their chins down
76. There they go
77. Your kids have pure intentions Mr. L
78. A standing ovation for Simon Lewis
79. The Janitors Closet P1
P1
80. The Janitor's Closet P2
P2
81. The Janitor's Closet P3
P3
82. Fellas is it gay to be completely and utterly in love with your boyfriend
83. Fellas is it gay to call ur boyfriend the love of ur life
84. God they're disgusting
85. The kids check in
86. This is the second most important discovery in this AU
87. He's about to drop the L word you're honor
88. IDIOTS
89. He's asking ALL the search engines
90. OH
91. Well if Magnus can see that Alec has a Twitter account then
92. Well ok
93. Will @mathiloveit reject or accept @imdramatique's follow invitation???
94. 
95. P2
P2
96. Magnus replying to Alec's Thirst Tweets: A Collection P1
97. 96. Magnus replying to Alec's Thirst Tweets: A Collection P2
98. Alec replies to Magnus' Thirst Tweets: A Collection P1
99. Alec replies to Magnus' Thirst Tweets: A Collection P2
100. They have a conversation about THOSE TWEETS
101. They about to feed the masses
102. The cornucopia they provide
103. So who is the mastermind behind @lghtwdbns2020?? Or reply others 
104. Some boyfriend tweets P1
105. Some boyfriend tweets P2
106. It's not Malec if there's no idiot moment
107. The Important Message
108. G R O S S
109. And some updates from our third favorite twitter account
110. The mystery moderator is revealed and everything else are red herrings
111. The End
[NOTES] This was so much fun and I already miss them thanks for bearing with the choppy updates and awful posting times lmao! In good news, @Aria_Lerendeair expressed interest in turning this into a fic with the tweets interspersed through out!
thanks for bearing with the choppy updates and awful posting times lmao! In good news, @Aria_Lerendeair expressed interest in turning this into a fic with the tweets interspersed through out!
[NOTES] Maybe we shall see these idiots once more! Thank you for the retweets and likes and comments. I don't know if I'll ever make one of these again, but if I do, see you then!
