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20 Rules For the Bachelor Lifestyle
[THREAD] Follow these rules to live a successful playboy lifestyle.
1) No marriage! - Modern marriage is slavery for men. Marriage crushes a man’s spirit but divorce will bond you in chains of alimony. Even after she meets a new guy
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[THREAD] Follow these rules to live a successful playboy lifestyle.
1) No marriage! - Modern marriage is slavery for men. Marriage crushes a man’s spirit but divorce will bond you in chains of alimony. Even after she meets a new guy
2) Never spend more than $40 on a date
If you’re spending exorbitant amounts of money on early dates, you are communicating that you’re low value. This makes you look like you’re overcompensating because you think you have to buy her affection. You risk becoming the beta bucks
If you’re spending exorbitant amounts of money on early dates, you are communicating that you’re low value. This makes you look like you’re overcompensating because you think you have to buy her affection. You risk becoming the beta bucks
3) GTFO after 3 dates without sex
You need to respect your time. And if you can’t get laid after 3 dates, you are likely entering the friend zone.
She should be craving you. She is probably looking for a long term relationship.
This is not the way of the bachelor
You need to respect your time. And if you can’t get laid after 3 dates, you are likely entering the friend zone.
She should be craving you. She is probably looking for a long term relationship.
This is not the way of the bachelor
4) No lunch dates
This sends a weird signal. You could be friends or coworkers just mingling. It doesn’t signal date.
Also she’s more likely to be busy after the lunch date. This robs you of the opportunity to take her back to your place afterwards. M
This sends a weird signal. You could be friends or coworkers just mingling. It doesn’t signal date.
Also she’s more likely to be busy after the lunch date. This robs you of the opportunity to take her back to your place afterwards. M
5) Leave if She Answers Phone During Date
Do not pass go. Do not collect $209. Just get up and walk away. Don’t even bother to say why. If she comes after you and asks what happen, say you only date girls with a minimum of social etiquette.
Have some self respect
Do not pass go. Do not collect $209. Just get up and walk away. Don’t even bother to say why. If she comes after you and asks what happen, say you only date girls with a minimum of social etiquette.
Have some self respect
6) Never Date Single Motherd
Nothing good comes of this. She will be desperate for a provider. Do not give in. She will suck your resources dry.
You’ll be playing daddy. And you’ll have to deal with her ex and spoiler alert, “he’s a total asshole”
Nothing good comes of this. She will be desperate for a provider. Do not give in. She will suck your resources dry.
You’ll be playing daddy. And you’ll have to deal with her ex and spoiler alert, “he’s a total asshole”
7) Never do what you don’t want to do
It’s your money so only go on dates that interest you. If you hate plays, why waste your time bc you think she would enjoy it. Find fun activities you both enjoy or find a girl who shares your interest.
Life is short
It’s your money so only go on dates that interest you. If you hate plays, why waste your time bc you think she would enjoy it. Find fun activities you both enjoy or find a girl who shares your interest.
Life is short
8) Thursday - Saturday are off limits unless sex is guaranteed
You only get so much time off. These days are for hanging with your bro’s, your hobbies and playing video games.
Save these days for sure things.
You only get so much time off. These days are for hanging with your bro’s, your hobbies and playing video games.
Save these days for sure things.
9) Don’t answer your phone on the weekend
You want to appear busy. You should be busy. Respond to texts if you want but don’t be too quick to respond.
You want to appear busy. You should be busy. Respond to texts if you want but don’t be too quick to respond.
10) Bail after 3 months
No serious relationships. These are dream killers. She will want you to settle down. To stop taking risks. To stop hanging with your friends so much. To buy a sensible car with room for baby seats.
This isn’t Iraq. Have an exit strategy
No serious relationships. These are dream killers. She will want you to settle down. To stop taking risks. To stop hanging with your friends so much. To buy a sensible car with room for baby seats.
This isn’t Iraq. Have an exit strategy
11) Christmas, New Years, Valentines Day and Birthdays are off limits
These events mean family and that means you’re getting too deep. Do you want to hear wedding bells in your future? Or do you want to have a fun fling.
These events mean family and that means you’re getting too deep. Do you want to hear wedding bells in your future? Or do you want to have a fun fling.
12) Don’t play with her emotions
Only losers act like they want to marry the girl they just want to bang. Be honest. If you can’t bang her without being deceptive, you need to work on yourself first.
Besides, this leads to girls getting pissed and fucking with your life
Only losers act like they want to marry the girl they just want to bang. Be honest. If you can’t bang her without being deceptive, you need to work on yourself first.
Besides, this leads to girls getting pissed and fucking with your life
13) Don’t dip your pen in the company ink.
This is meant to be a short term relationship right? So what happened after the break? You still work together. You’ll have to keep seeing her. And she might try and get you fired. Not worth the risk.
Don’t shit where you eat
This is meant to be a short term relationship right? So what happened after the break? You still work together. You’ll have to keep seeing her. And she might try and get you fired. Not worth the risk.
Don’t shit where you eat
14) Use a condom every time
Be smart here. How would your life change if you had a kid to take care of? They’re expensive and time consuming. Are you ready?
Use a condom every time. Flush it and use your own condom. Girls poke holes in condoms. It’s their lottery ticket
Be smart here. How would your life change if you had a kid to take care of? They’re expensive and time consuming. Are you ready?
Use a condom every time. Flush it and use your own condom. Girls poke holes in condoms. It’s their lottery ticket
15) Your income reflects level of girl
This means if you make 6 gigs, you don’t get dirty with trailer trash. Have some self respect and aim for girls that have a similar drive and class as you.
Girls who come from poverty will only see you as their ticket to a better life.
This means if you make 6 gigs, you don’t get dirty with trailer trash. Have some self respect and aim for girls that have a similar drive and class as you.
Girls who come from poverty will only see you as their ticket to a better life.
16) No voicemail
Have you seen Swingers? Don’t leave voicemails. Most girls don’t check them nowadays. You set yourself up for sounding desperate and weak. If she’s interested she will call back
Have you seen Swingers? Don’t leave voicemails. Most girls don’t check them nowadays. You set yourself up for sounding desperate and weak. If she’s interested she will call back
17) Never call twice in a week
Let her call you back. If she won’t answer, she’s Probably ghosting you. Practice the abundance mindset and find another girl who is interested
Let her call you back. If she won’t answer, she’s Probably ghosting you. Practice the abundance mindset and find another girl who is interested
18) Don’t double text
If she won’t respond to one text, what makes you think a second text will help? Quit being so desperate. Let her respond. Your text frequency and length should be about the same as hers.
If she won’t respond to one text, what makes you think a second text will help? Quit being so desperate. Let her respond. Your text frequency and length should be about the same as hers.
19) Never ask women what they want. They don’t know
Never EVER respond with “I don’t know. What do you want to do.”
Women want a man that can lead. Make a decision and stick with it. Show confidence. She will be happy to follow your lead
Never EVER respond with “I don’t know. What do you want to do.”
Women want a man that can lead. Make a decision and stick with it. Show confidence. She will be happy to follow your lead
20) Never sacrifice your true desires
Most girls in your life won’t be around for long
•Never give up lifelong friends for a girl
•Never give up career prospects for a girl
•Never give up on hobbies you enjoy for a girl
•Never do what you don’t want to do to make her happy
Most girls in your life won’t be around for long
•Never give up lifelong friends for a girl
•Never give up career prospects for a girl
•Never give up on hobbies you enjoy for a girl
•Never do what you don’t want to do to make her happy
If you want to enjoy the fun life of a bachelor, then follow these rules. Print them off and put them where you will see them. RT this thread.
This is the way of the bachelor
This is the way of the bachelor
