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my god
I'm still going to marry him because good lord someone has to
what I just spent the last two hours piecing together is
this man doesn't
eat
vegetables
this man doesn't
eat
vegetables
and like okay plenty of people are weird about vegetables
but what's insane is I didn't NOTICE
I knew something was *off*
there did seem to be a rather large number of things that he disliked in food
but what's insane is I didn't NOTICE
I knew something was *off*
there did seem to be a rather large number of things that he disliked in food
but he eats enough variety that if you think about it he had to have eaten a vegetable at least once in the last week right???
and once you get there you're already overthinking it unless you gave birth to or are planning to marry this man
and once you get there you're already overthinking it unless you gave birth to or are planning to marry this man
and he lifts so it's pretty normal to eat a plain diet during the week
lots of protein
lots of protein
and he'll eat my stews and soups that have carrots and onions and potatoes
but lets be real if your mom asks if you've eaten a vegetable and you're like YEAH I HAD ONIONS AND POTATOES
you know that doesn't count
but lets be real if your mom asks if you've eaten a vegetable and you're like YEAH I HAD ONIONS AND POTATOES
you know that doesn't count
and each individual preference is so reasonable
he doesn't expect me to cook for him and in fact he's overwhelmed whenever I do
he isn't some stereotype of a manchild at all
frequently dresses better than I do
manages his life very well all by himself
he doesn't expect me to cook for him and in fact he's overwhelmed whenever I do
he isn't some stereotype of a manchild at all
frequently dresses better than I do
manages his life very well all by himself
oh and get this in trying to ask for his dietary preferences he just said "oh I don't like cruciferous vegetables" which sounds 100% reasonable if you're just super into this guy and trying not to be weird or offputting
anyways I was a victim of motivated ignorance here
anyways I was a victim of motivated ignorance here
but you know what "cruciferous vegetable" includes?
ALL. OF THEM
ALL. OF THEM
fucking nice smart competent Midwestern boy who can quote Shakespeare and gets his clothes tailored
it's a lie it's all a goddamn lie crafted over decades to conceal the fact that he has the dietary preferences of a fucking teenage mutant ninja turtle
it's a lie it's all a goddamn lie crafted over decades to conceal the fact that he has the dietary preferences of a fucking teenage mutant ninja turtle
you want to talk about psychedelic insight well this is my psychedelic insight I'm going to have this man's children and try to figure out how to get them to eat a vegetable or at least TRY IT before being swayed by their father's barbarian habits
fueled by the exasperated distress of a thousand grandmothers before me rn
I don't even know why it seems so important to make people I love eat vegetables okay
I KNOW all of the arguments
I know the sad state of nutrition science
I don't care
I don't even know why it seems so important to make people I love eat vegetables okay
I KNOW all of the arguments
I know the sad state of nutrition science
I don't care
I will not forcefeed my children if they don't like vegetables
but I will worry and I have no idea why
but I will worry and I have no idea why
ok some of you are like "haha bachelor laziness/efficiency amirite"
get it straight eigen is hiding his peas under his plate levels here
get it straight eigen is hiding his peas under his plate levels here
after I ranted to eigen for 1.5 hours about the fact that he won't eat vegetables he put "Take Me As I Am" from goddamn fucking RENT and started making out with me
asshole
asshole
