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Okay I have a thing to discuss. I very often will wear pants where the fly falls down. I don't know why. Maybe the world just wants my dick out all the time. I mean, I do too, but consent is more important so whatever.
ANYWAY
ANYWAY
I never notice my own fly is down. It is always either A) I go to the bathroom and I'm like "FUCK" or B) A cis dude tells me.
Specifically a cis dude. Never a trans dude, or a woman of any kind.
Specifically a cis dude. Never a trans dude, or a woman of any kind.
Pivot to my teenage years (just follow me here, there is a point). All of my AFAB friends and I discussed The Boob Check. When you encounter another AFAB person, you just glance at their chest. It's less than a second and we don't even notice we do it. We all agreed on this.
So here's my theory. The reason specifically cis men notice my fly is because there is a dude equivalent of the
The Boob Check. Called The Dick Check of course. It's just a thing to glance at your bro's crotch to make sure his dick didn't fall off in the night (hey, it happens)
The Boob Check. Called The Dick Check of course. It's just a thing to glance at your bro's crotch to make sure his dick didn't fall off in the night (hey, it happens)
And the reason that dudes notice my fly is because they feel my masculine energy and automatically perform The Dick Check for me (thanks, bro).
I like to think my masculine energy both arouses and confuses them.
Fin.
I like to think my masculine energy both arouses and confuses them.
Fin.
