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"Athletes performing in this year's 2020 Tokyo Olympics have been assured their cardboard beds won't collapse during sex as long as they limit themselves to two-in-a-bed."
I have several questions... https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7873705/Tokyo-Olympics-athletes-assured-cardboard-beds-wont-collapse-SEX.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ito=1490&ns_campaign=1490
I have several questions... https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7873705/Tokyo-Olympics-athletes-assured-cardboard-beds-wont-collapse-SEX.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ito=1490&ns_campaign=1490
Friends, I don't need you to tell me the olympics are a fuck fest – I'm briefed.
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questions like: cardboard isn't exactly known for its waterproof resilience. Are athletes expected to bring their own waterproof throws? Or is @Liberator an official sponsor of the 2020 Games?
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questions like: cardboard isn't exactly known for its waterproof resilience. Are athletes expected to bring their own waterproof throws? Or is @Liberator an official sponsor of the 2020 Games?
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questions like: they say the cardboard can support a static load of up to 200kg – but what about dynamic loads? what about crushing forces? that cardboard "headboard," for example, seems like it'd turn into a crumple zone...
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questions like: they say the cardboard can support a static load of up to 200kg – but what about dynamic loads? what about crushing forces? that cardboard "headboard," for example, seems like it'd turn into a crumple zone...
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they're clearly thinking of group sex, saying that the beds should be ok for 2 people.
here's my question: don't our olympic athletes deserve to have comfortable group sex?
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they're clearly thinking of group sex, saying that the beds should be ok for 2 people.
here's my question: don't our olympic athletes deserve to have comfortable group sex?
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that looks like it's supposed to be a hand grip? but it doesn't look /at all/ comfortable – and, frankly, the risk of a paper cut looks unacceptably high
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that looks like it's supposed to be a hand grip? but it doesn't look /at all/ comfortable – and, frankly, the risk of a paper cut looks unacceptably high
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on the other hand, this piece looks like it may be reposition-able? a good bolster for, e.g., CAT position? but can that piece actually be moved? SO MANY QUESTIONS
![[cn kink, sex]........on the other hand, this piece looks like it may be reposition-able? a good bolster for, e.g., CAT position? but can that piece actually be moved? SO MANY QUESTIONS](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EN-KW3mXkAA4uM9.jpg "[cn kink, sex]........on the other hand, this piece looks like it may be reposition-able? a good bolster for, e.g., CAT position? but can that piece actually be moved? SO MANY QUESTIONS")
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on the other hand, this piece looks like it may be reposition-able? a good bolster for, e.g., CAT position? but can that piece actually be moved? SO MANY QUESTIONS
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and, frankly, the total disregard for hard points is insulting to our kinkier athletes – for shame, IOC. For Shame.
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and, frankly, the total disregard for hard points is insulting to our kinkier athletes – for shame, IOC. For Shame.
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The bedside table & 'wardrobe' don't look all that sturdy either. We're talking about some of the most physically fit/strong athletes on the planet. Are we to believe flimsy particle board & flimsier cardboard will meet their needs?
![[cn kink, sex]........The bedside table & 'wardrobe' don't look all that sturdy either. We're talking about some of the most physically fit/strong athletes on the planet. Are we to believe flimsy particle board & flimsier cardboard will meet their needs?](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EN-M7GVXsAI-39Y.jpg "[cn kink, sex]........The bedside table & 'wardrobe' don't look all that sturdy either. We're talking about some of the most physically fit/strong athletes on the planet. Are we to believe flimsy particle board & flimsier cardboard will meet their needs?")
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The bedside table & 'wardrobe' don't look all that sturdy either. We're talking about some of the most physically fit/strong athletes on the planet. Are we to believe flimsy particle board & flimsier cardboard will meet their needs?
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Where, does the IOC expect athletes to tie off to when CONSENSUALLY restraining their partner for a little light bondage play?
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Where, does the IOC expect athletes to tie off to when CONSENSUALLY restraining their partner for a little light bondage play?
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many olympic sports HAVE WEIGHT CLASSES – of course the IOC knows this: https://twitter.com/hearing_girl/status/1215848939930386432?s=20
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many olympic sports HAVE WEIGHT CLASSES – of course the IOC knows this: https://twitter.com/hearing_girl/status/1215848939930386432?s=20
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This ends with a 95% of the mattresses on the floor, and cardboard "beds" being flung out windows at all hours by 7 foot tall basketball players https://twitter.com/eustaciavye77/status/1215849718246531073?s=20
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This ends with a 95% of the mattresses on the floor, and cardboard "beds" being flung out windows at all hours by 7 foot tall basketball players https://twitter.com/eustaciavye77/status/1215849718246531073?s=20
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An Olympic athlete weighs in:
https://twitter.com/andrewbogut/status/1215224772239314944?s=20
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An Olympic athlete weighs in:
https://twitter.com/andrewbogut/status/1215224772239314944?s=20
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According to this @BBC piece, the @Paralympics will use beds made from recycled cardboard. I wonder what accessibility testing has been done by our friends at the @Paralympics? https://www.bbc.com/sport/olympics/51045519
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According to this @BBC piece, the @Paralympics will use beds made from recycled cardboard. I wonder what accessibility testing has been done by our friends at the @Paralympics? https://www.bbc.com/sport/olympics/51045519
