Today on #GuruThreads Ima use my personal knowledge on zodiacs, backed by experiences with multiple women in every zodiac to explain how should approach each type of woman, and how to fuck the Jesus out of her too. Guys, if u don’t believe in zodiacs, ima change ur mind today.
Aries women:

Pros: Energetic, aggressive, playful, blunt and straightforward, generally successful, hyper sexual, capable and independent, very vain and focused on their looks.

Cons: Attitude, does way too much, emotionally impulsive, be cheating a lot, annoying at times
Aries women are hit and miss. Demons af. Will lead You to the promised land or ruin you. High risk high reward type women. God made them sexy af, often able project a strong sexual aura from themselves that will entice some men and scare others.
How To approach Aries women:

You have be bold. Like never be a bitch. They can smell fear. These are demons you have to conquer and force to submit. You gotta reallly stick ur chest with these ones. They like manly men, that black boy joy shit do not work on them
How to approach Aries women pt 2:

The trick is to lower her shields. Make her laugh. Be playful. Challenge her. Aries women love to be challenged. Make it a competition like a game. “Oh I bet u wont...” “I bet u can’t ...” lol they love it, don’t get thrown off by their meanness
How to approach Aries women pt 3:

Once you lower her guard. Show her you are ultimately confident despite how powerful and imposing she is, that’s when her pussy will get wet and u got her in the palm of ur hands. She is a queen that begs to be conquered. Remember that.
Sex with Aries women:

Aries women can be impulsive, so often they’ll fuck u after the first date. But don’t get it twisted. Unless they just see you as dick to be used once or twice, she will require a DATE or a TITLE before she fucks you. Aries women demand respect.
Sex with Aries women pt 2:

Now if she fucks you before the date or relationship commitment. Be careful bc 9/10 times u just got used for dick and she probably will play you to the side for the rest of your interactions with her. Yikes right?
Sex with Aries women pt 3:

Anyways. After you’ve shown her the respect as a queen. Be prepared bc she about to unleash a sexual demon on you that u probably are not prepared for. Get ready to fuck for hours. Aries women are known for stamina. Them mfs will drain your soul...
Sex with Aries women pt 4:

Aries women like rough, passionate sex. U gotta beat that box out the frame, build that shit back up, then tear it down again lmao. They respect a man who can cum & keep going. If u fucked an Aries woman & she was cool wit u lasting 5 mins she cheating
Best positions with Aries women:

DOGGY, DOGGY, and maybe sometimes Cowgirl. But mostly doggy.

Like she tryna feel it in her gut. She’s not big on positions and all that exotic shit, she just want that dick in and out, in and out, as deep as possible, until she sees Jesus.
One last warning about Aries women:

Fellas if y’all fucking and the vibe is weak. It’s because ur dick is weak. U either too small (Aries women are size queens) or ur shit too limp, or u just not giving her that energy she needs. Pack it up bro lol. Don’t be too hurt.
Taurus women:

Pros: Consistent af, genuine people, kinda hard headed but they do it out of love, will hold you down when needed.

Cons: (see hardheaded comment), will cut you tf off in a heartbeat if they think it’s hopeless, don’t really put up with a lot of shit 😂
How to approach Taurus women:

Patience! This a marathon, not a sprint. They are really good at the poker face and often won’t reveal how they feel about u so easily. U gotta just move with blind confidence lol. They hella hard to read. Very challenging to me.
How to approach Taurus women pt 2:

Like I said Taurus women take a while to crack. Whether its figuring them out or trying to get past their maze of barriers, it is a challenge. My best advice, stay patient. She won’t show interest but IF she entertaining ur convo she interested
Sex with Taurus women:

To me Taurus women are generally IGHT during sex. Not really a master of anything, just above average at many things. Can’t complain. They can take a beating. Meaning they don’t get sore as much as other women.
Sex with Taurus women pt 2:

I was able to literally PLOW all the Taurus women I fucked and they never complained. Like it was fun just dropping all my dick in them. They’re really human sex dolls. Which for some men (including myself) was fun af lmao
Best positions with Taurus women:

I’d say out of alll the Taurus women I fucked with they like Cowgirl the most. It gives them more control over what happens. They’re caretakers naturally and don’t mind putting in the work
Gemini Women:

Pros: Spontaneous. Actually bubbly and cute. Great personalities when they are happy, trust me. Can be pretty freaky, but not overly freaky.

Cons: Bad attitude (not bipolar), kind of bratty (not bipolar), unpredictable (not bipolar), hard to satisfy
How to approach Gemini Women:

Now Gemini women are weird af… The trick with them is sort of like Taurus women. It's trying to decipher when she is ACTUALLY feeling you or not. Bc she will most def not put it out there lol. Gemini women are not bold like that.
How to approach Gemini Women pt 2:

When it comes to weirdo girls always always always make them laugh. Break the ice. This works with Gemini women too. Don't move TOO fast for them tho, ease into it. Don't talk about sex and dating and shit in the first week.
How to approach Gemini Women pt 3:

Gemini women go off of vibes. So when you notice she starts becoming SUPER comfortable with you and sharing intimate knowledge about herself with you, THEN you go in for the kill.
Sex with Gemini Women:

Hit or miss tbh. Where as Gemini women are realllly open minded and adventurous with sex, my G if you're not vibing with her sexually well enough, she is DONE lmao like they will legit walk tf out mid stroke
Sex with Gemini women pt 2:

Gemini women are NOT bipolar, they just actually speak up when shit is bothering them... Including ur dick... my nigga if u not laying it right she will LET U KNO. But if you are … she will def let you know too lmao
Sex with Gemini women pt 3:

Gemini women got some of the nastiest, most vocal and expressive sex talk I've ever had. So if u hitting it right she will let you know. If she says "right there" DUMB ASS NIGGA U BETTER NOT FKN MOVE BRUH. KEEP IT RIGHT THERE
Sex with Gemini women pt 4:

Gemini women like dirty talk, passionate sex, not too rough, they like eye contact and multitasking from what I've experienced. Some do like to get that box knocked tf out the frame but i'd suggest u wait until she says "harder" before u destroy it
Best positions for Gemini women:

Missionary most def. U want to be in positions that maximize eye contact. They like to see things... One of my go to moves is to grab her by the hair and make her literally look at my big ass dick going in and out of her pussy. They love that.
CANCER WOMEN:

Pros: Kinda freaky freaky (under the right conditions), clingy af so theyll never leave u, emotionally giving women who will help you out if you are in a pinch

Cons: clingy af (see above comment), attitude af, bratty, cries easily, kinda fkn bipolar, unstable af
How to approach Cancer women:

Cancer women are pretty shallow so as long as ur good looking you’re in there. Always be presentable. Make sure everything clean and what not. They respect that kind of stuff.
How to approach Cancer women pt 2:

Cancer women respect masculine energy so sometimes u can approach them like u would an Aries woman. Tell her y’all are together don’t ask. Just be like “yeah so me and you... now...” 😂 Lol she gone laugh but she all there for this
How to fuck Cancer women:

First off Cancer women talk a BIG GAME. They will have u thinking they’re a whole pornstar in the texts and what not but when y’all meet up it’s hit or miss tbh.
How to fuck Cancer women pt 2:

Most cancer women I fucked with were submissive... yes... but don’t hurt them too much or disrespect them TOO much during sex or you will never hear the end of it. It’s about being dominant but not too dominant lol, be kinda gentle
How to fuck Cancer women pt 3:

Cancer women are oral experts. Most of the time they like sucking dick more than actual sex because sucking dick don’t hurt them lol. So always go for that
Best positions for Cancer women:

Any position where ur dick is in her throat pretty much lmao. I found they like riding dick too cuz it lets them have more control over the dick so it doesn’t hurt them.
One last tidbit on cancer women:

They NEED attention. U gotta stay constantly communicating with them or they will piss u tf off. They bratty af u really gotta baby these girls. They are definitely baby.
Leo Women: A personal fav 🔥

Pros: Sexy as FUCK. Trophy wives most def. They will make u look like a BOSS in public. Good physical representation of ur success. Be careful tho, u gotta TAME this lioness to own her

Cons: if ur weak she will cheat, confrontational, bored easily
How to approach Leo women:

Confidence is key. They are very similar to Aries women. If ur not confident in yourself and your manhood you will not last. She will chew u up and spit u out, then next week you’ll see her out with ur homeboy that she was eying.
How to approach Leo women pt 2:

Again I use confident and comedy in a lot of my approaches. (I’ll do a separate thread on that one day). Confidence attracts Leo’s, comedy keeps them entertained. No matter what NEVER let a Leo get bored.
How to approach Leo women pt 3:

Tbh u don’t even have to be the best looking nigga to get a Leo woman. They like to be the spotlight anyways. But u better keep her entertained and u better be mannish and OWN her. They want strong dominant men.
How to approach Leo women pt 4:

Most def gotta take her on dates. She may be impulsive and give u the pussy before the first date but u better take her out. That’s what these women are built for. Leo women are built to be shown off like prized possessions.
Sex with Leo women:

Kay this ones easily boys. Beat her up 🤷🏼‍♂️. Simple.
Sex with Leo women to 2:

In my opinion, Leo women are the most masochistic out of all the signs. Literally punch her during sex. Slap, choke, pull, scratch. Like just fuck her up. Treat her like a prize in the streets, treat her like a punching bag in the sheets.
Sex with Leo women pt 3:

Whatever ru do don’t listen to Leo women claiming they don’t like a kil abuse during sex, they’re lying. Leo women don’t like to broadcast their sex lives. And the reason is because they like some kinky ass shit..
Sex with Leo women pt 4:

Actually a very well known Leo girl y’all know on Twitter is an ex of mine. Lmao she used to beg me hit her during sex. She actually helped me practice my dominance kink. She made me use ball gags, whips, rope, all that. She didn’t gaf.
Sex with Leo women: pt 5:

Remember never kiss and tell with a Leo woman. Keep her slutty, filthy moments private between y’all and maintain a clean public image and with her. And treat her like a fucking whore when u get home. Oh god she will love u and never be bored
Best positions with Leo women:

Doggy mostly. Had a Leo chick make me slap her while I was hitting it from the back and shed squirt everytime a slap landed in her face lmao. Talk dirty... call them every name in the book. They love that shit. They like to dress up too 👀.
Virgo women:

Pros: Sexually talented as fuck, extremely smart, business oriented, always looking to upgrade their men, usually extremely attractive as they pay attention to detail

Cons: Annoying as fuck, naggy af, never satisfied, does too much, kind of conceited
How to approach Virgo women:

Write her a 4 page essay stating your objective for her, why you want to date her, what your short term and long term goals are with her, what you bring to the table, and your expected ROI in investing with her.
How to approach Virgo women pt 2:

Virgo women are analytical af and pay hella attention to the most minute of details. Always be on point. Communication is key. You could be the ugliest dude and talk your way into a baddie Virgo. You most def need your brain for these women.
How to approach Virgo women pt 3:

Always make sure you a vocal about what your plans are with her. They love to hear your plans and love a man that knows what he wants and has it all figured out. They don’t mind submitting to a man but u gotta prove you’re focused
Sex with Virgo women:

Oh boi... Off tops some of your best sex experiences will come from Virgos. These nerdy ass bitches will watch porn, analyze it, analyze all their sex experience and craft a perfect sex game in the process. They most def know what they’re doing
Sex with Virgo women pt 2:

I’ve had Virgo women with like 4 bodies fuck me like a Libra with 200 bodies. Virgo women are just really talented and learn very well when it comes to sex
Sex with Virgo women pt 3:

When it comes to Virgo women bring out your A Game every time. The better you are at sex the better she is. And if u don’t perform up to her standards she’ll most certainly diss u, BUT she won’t leave u lol. She’ll instead try to teach u what to do
Sex with Virgo women or 4:

As far as it goes with HOW to fuck Virgo women, just do what u want and she will follow. They really good at adapting to different men and their sex style. But if u can satisfy her to where she doesn’t have to lead sex, she will love you.
Best positions with Virgo women:

Any position they can show their tricks off in. Put them legs behind her head. Let her ride u on her tippy toes or let her throw one leg up and do the absolute fool on ur shit.
Honestly, Virgo women are probably the reason I’m so good at sex. Lol I’ve fucked and dated so many of them, they taught me a lot of what I know.
Libra women:

Pros: Probably the best personalities out of all the female zodiacs. Artsy and abstract. Good to talk to. Sex can be hot and cold, but when it’s good it’s really good.

Cons: In my opinion they can get boring sometimes, they get bored easily too. They cheat too.
How to approach Libra women:

It’s all about mental stimulation with these ones. BUT u also have to look good. Libra women go after fairytale type of men. U gotta present yourself like you’re some fine nigga fresh out a Tyler Perry supporting movie role.
How to approach Libra women pt 2:

Libra women like fashionable, artsy men. U gotta show an appreciation for the arts, be a good all around man. Present yourself like you’re her dream husband and she’ll go for it.
Sex with Libra women:

Ngl I love sex with Libra women. Their libido is up and down... one week she’ll be really horny then won’t wanna fuck for like two months after. But boy when she does bless you with the pussy be prepared... it’s bomb af
Sex with Libra women pt 2:

Libra women approach sex like a movie shoot. U gotta set the scene. They like sexual stuff that occurs outside of sex. What cologne are u wearing? Did you turn on those sexy red lights u have? Is it a full moon peeking thru the window? Shit like that
Sex with Libra women pt 3:

Bonus points if u can make her cum, they really respect orgasms and outer body experiences. They wanna float into another dimension, so know where her spots are, set the mood, give good foreplay and she is good to go.
Best positions for Libra women:

Any position that leads to passionate sex. They like passion most def. so I’d say a lot of missionary... if u hit it from the back make sure u hold her face and point it towards yours so u can look into her soul while u fuckin her
Scorpio women:

Pros: Sexually adventurous... not the freakiest but experiments a lot. They are adventurous as well in personality. They like to travel. Like to experience new things, which is good energy to be around.

Cons: Emotional, demanding, need to be babied lil bit
How to approach Scorpio women:

Entice them with promises of adventure. Tell them u wanna take them somewhere different they haven’t been or take them out to do something interesting. Dinner dates work but going on an Activity Date works wayyy better
Sex with Scorpio women:

Everyone thinks Scorpios are the freakiest women. Lmao no they’re not! They just will try anything. But just because they like to experiment, doesn’t mean they like the things they try. They can dislike a lot of things
Sex with Scorpio women pt 2:

To impress her, be adventurous... tell her to bring her toys, put one of them thangs up her ass and make her squirt like... just be free and freaky. They’ll love that shit. It’s not so much about dick size either. Jus be willing to experiment
Best positions with Scorpios:

Really they like any position... or try some weird Kama Sutra position. Lol she might laugh and giggle but once u hit that spot in that weird angle it’s on and poppin.
Sagittarius women:

Pros: Loving and caring af, loyal, will hold u down, they’re a highly sexual sign so she might snatch ya soul.

Cons: Clingy and emotional, expects the same amount of loyalty she gives to you in return, which is tough... they can be naggy and super jealous.
How to approach Sagittarius women:

Be honest and genuine. These women are attracted to a man’s character. U can most definitely “white knight/nice guy” your way into the pussy.
How to approach Sagittarius women pt 2:

Sagittarius women are commitment oriented women so you can most def ask her out as quick as possible and if the vibe is right she will literally LEAP into a relationship with you 😂
Sex with Sagittarius women:

Now Sagittarius can seem all goody goody, but they are most def naughty naughty. These are filthy bitches down for WHATEVER. Lol so if u can prove your loyalty and honesty to her she will reward you with some filthy slutty pussy.
Sex with Sagittarius women pt 2:

Sag women are like the lil church girls who are closet freaks. If y’all fuck let her release all of her built up sexual tension out on u. They don’t care how y’all do it just make sure u can last
Sex with Sagittarius women pt 3:

Sagittarius women need stamina. They will be highly disappointed if you can’t continue if she hasn’t released all her pent up sexual energy. Stamina is wha to need... oh and a big dick. They are size queens mostly.
Best positions with Sagittarius women:

Lot of doggy, spit in her mouth, I wouldn’t say they like a lot of dominant sex moves they’re more about your dick and how it moves in and out of her pussy. Just try to break her with ur dick and you’ll be fine.
Capricorn women:

Pros: Genuinely helpful and supportive women, they respect masculinity and a man on their shit, career oriented as well much like Virgo women, they can dress down good af too

Cons: Kinda boring ngl, reserved, don’t really adapt to changes very well, kinda stoic
How to approach Capricorn’s:

Lol you don’t... they come to you. Next.
How to approach Capricorn’s pt 2:

Lol but nah, they are pretty direct women. They will show they want you either through action or just coming out and saying it. They have always complimented my masculinity and muscular frame so I guess they like Big Dick Energy
Sex with Capricorn women:

They like crazy sex since they are crazy women. Deep strokes.... ignore their whining... choke them they love that shit. They like to have their souls touched. Def size queens in my experience. Gotta go deep and keep going.
Sex with Capricorn women to 2:

In my experience their stamina is pretty high, but once they’re finished they’re finished. They do not mind telling you to chill or slow it down either.. in fact they can get a lil mean with it 😭. So if u sensitive I don’t suggest u fuck one of em
Sex with Capricorn women pt 3:

They are really orgasm oriented. They don’t wanna have sex to have sex, they want to accomplish something... meaning they wanna orgasm. So if u don’t idk if u gonna get a round 2... however if u can she’s yours for life 😂
Best positions with Capricorn women:

Choke and stroke combo undefeated. So a lot of missionary and standing doggy. Put her up to a mirror or against a wall and choke her while u fuck. They really be trying to pass out. This sign loves being sexually strangled the most Lmao
Aquarius women: oh boi...

Pros: Extremely outgoing and energetic, hella friendly and admired by many, adventurous and can entertain tf out of u, they hella funny too.

Cons: WILL TALK HOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF, reallllly flirty even if they’re not trying to be, low key annoying
How to approach Aquarius women:

Stfu and listen lol. Let her run her mouth off until she’s tired then tell her she’s pretty... lol compliments go the furthest with this sign. Boost her tf up, don’t hold back. They eat that shit up. They like aloof men as well
How to approach Aquarius women pt 2:

Play the aloof pm mysterious role. And compliment her. Make it seem like u not thirsty over women in general but there’s something special about her. Feed her ego and get the pussy, it’s really that simple.
Sex with Aquarius women:

Now much like Virgos, they are extremely sexually talented. Literal pornstars when it comes to sex. They like to shed that innocent butterfly image and get slutty as fuck off the henny, then pretend like nothing ever happened after.
Sex with Aquarius women pt 2:

They like consistent good dick. So if u prove u got the right size and stroke she will actually keep you in her pocket for some years. She may not date u but when she single u def gonna be her go to dick she told her man not to worry about
Sex with Aquarius women pt 3:

Much like with Libras u also gotta set the scene too, make her dress up, turn on some freaky music... turn the lights out... get nasty with it, they like up that shit too. Slap her on the face with ur dick and tell her she’s beautiful
Sex with Aquarius women pt 4:

Aquarius women live off of affirmation. So be vocal. Tell her that pussy tight. Tell her it’s wet. Tell her she’s the shit. Moan. They like men that moan. The more you encourage her the nastier she is. Don’t be TOO rough tho.
Best positions with Aquarius women:

The Aquarius girls I fucked with for some odd reason liked spooning position! They like to use toys too btw. They like sexy looking sex so doggy with their backs arched completely is a good move. They also like to keep them heels on 😈
Lastly, Pisces women: another personal fav

Pros: Magnetic attraction... they’re magestic, mysterious, keep you guessing, generally cool and physically the best looking women out of the entire zodiac

Cons: Paranoid af, hard to read, super jealous, emotional af, not very vocal
How to approach a Pisces women:

Intrigue them. Be different from the norm. They are super good at reading people so make sure you show them the YOU that u really DONT show other people. Let her know your interests and hobbies, that’s what a Pisces women are attracted to
How to approach. Pisces women of 2:

Pisces women are old nosy grannies so letting them know stuff about ur personal life that u don’t tell other people works like a charm and make shed think y’all are bonding. Which will let her guard down
How to approach Pisces women pt 3:

Pisces women scare away men bc of how hard it is to read them, and how strong their wall is. Pisces women put up a strong wall to protect their energy, bc underneath that wall is a cute lil lovey dovey bunny rabbit that jus wanna be babied
How to approach Pisces women pt 4:

Always remember that women who put a strong wall up are weak against funny men. Pisces women are the WEAKEST against comedy they fuckin LOVE shock value jokes and laughs. Easiest way to get them all over you
How to approach Pisces women pt 5:

Surprise her with a romantic date... like a poetry spot or sumn. Bc they scare men off so much they don’t get dates that often. Keep her laughing so hard she smear her lipstick lookin like the Joker. Smoke her out b4 the date, they love weed
Sex with Pisces women:

Pisces women are generally sexually repressed bc men can’t figure them out let alone figure out what their pussy wants. So loosen her up a lil bit. Let her smoke or drink before y’all fuck. Comfort is the biggest thing. Make her comfortable
Sex with Pisces women pt 2:

Pisces women are foreplay oriented, so eat a lot of pussy, lick all her sensitive areas, they love sucking dick so put that thang in her throat for a good 30 mins. Tease her pussy before u go in and then... HOLY SHIT
Sex with Pisces women pt 3:

NEXT THING U KNOW A FKN SEX DEMON COMES OUT OF HER. Once she is comfortable and tipsy enough to let her freak out with no self doubt boy u about to die. She will fuck the shit out of u and drain your soul till it’s nothing left
Sex with Pisces women pt 4:

Pisces women are the most annoying women to get in the mood but once she is in the mood, Pisces women surpass all other zodiac signs sexually... briefly tho, it won’t last... they go Super Saiyan sexually then return to their shell after
Sex with Pisces women pt 5:

The trick is to make her comfortable, show her u care about her body with foreplay, let her kno u realize its a demon in her & encourage her that this is a judgement free safe space & to let her demon out... next thing u kno u got a tongue up ya ass
Best positions with Pisces women:

At the beginning let her ride u so she can get comfortable with ur dick and come out of her shell.. once she release that inner demon, doggy works... push her face into the pillow, go ham. Watch out cuz these water signs do squirt. Be rough af
FIN!

Fellas. If u think this guide is bulkshit try it for yourself. You will not be disappointed
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