Make or break for my mum this year in the kitchen. Sister lowkey overtaking her this. Same energy:
Sis making the Jollof today.... mum might be super dusted now if it bangs (it will)
Mum got put on fried rice duty. This fall from grace<<<
So it turns out Mum taking the Fried rice was just a ploy to make the turkey as well. Comeback?
Cook Off approaching. One thing is getting settled TODAY.
Honestly im shaking for my mum. My sisters jollof rice is like Robben’s left foot, you can’t stop it. Give her time and space and she’s delivering .
It’s nearly time ffs. Sister is so confident in her ability she’s drinking while cooking. She’s showboating rn ffs
OMG, SHE HAS TAKEN OVER THE FRIED RICE AS WELL. MUM HAS FULLY LOST THIS BATTLE. IF THE JOLLOF AND FRIED RICE BANGS NOW....
We’re in the end game now. Sis is done and is convinced she has done everything. Forget the football power shift in North London, this is the real power shift. Mums been doing it for years, it may be time to hand over
KICK OFF: Mum vs Sister

#MUMSIS
ODKDJDKDK OMG, THE JOLLOF RICE. ITS OVERPOWERING THE FLAVOURS OF THE FRIED RICE. MUM HAS NOT SETTLED DOWN YET. THE UNCLES ARE EVEN ASKING WHOS RESPONSIBILE. Sis might be clear
HOLD ON A MINUTE. Very strong claims from mum right now. She’s saying she made the jollof rice . Sis is saying all she done was poured the rice in. Guess we’re going to VAR (uncle who was present at the preparation yesterday)

#MUMSIS
Check being done now. Mum is convinced she made the jollof. Uncle siding with sis. Other uncles asking if it taste like mums usual jollof or sisters jollof.

#MUMSIS
Check done. SISTER HAS WON THE ARGUMENT. Mum devastated. Uncle claims he saw sis blending the peppers for the stew. Uncles are all asking if she can make more. Mum has to do someting here.

#MUMSIS
MUM IS BRINGING OUT THE TURKEY. THE LAST CHANCE SALOON. EVERYTHING IS RIDING ON THIS. Uncles arguing over what part they want. Again, LAST CHANCE FOR MUM.

#MUMSIS
The flavours are the there, the potatoes are banging, but the jollof rice has won it for sis. It’s overpowering the turkey. 20 years of hardwork has been washed away in one evening. Best Jollof I’ve ever tasted.

#MUMSIS
That’s it. Game done. Mum fought hard, but sis fought harder. A new era of cooking begins

#MUMSIS
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