WHAT. THE. FUCK?!

…I just saw Cats.

At first, I was laughing at how terrible it was and then I prayed for death's cold embrace because I was just collapsing into myself in revulsion and horror, and then circled back to losing it in hysterical laughter like I was Arthur Fleck and the world had beaten me down. #Cats

I made a new friend watching Cats. Marisa was sitting next to me and we started to both lose it around the same time. She offered me a toast around half way through (it was Drafthouse and she had wine), saying, “Cheers to this fucking movie.”

Some of Marisa’s other comments:

“What the hell?”
(sadly) “Oh, Rebel, no…”
“NO!”
“No, no, no, no.”
(sadly) “Oh, look at Jennifer…”
“EW!”
“What is THAT? Oh my god, Judi Dench.”

#Cats

I had never seen a production of Cats or heard the soundtrack until tonight but damn, it’s nonsense and chaos start to finish. I also now consider the word “jellicle” to be triggering.

There was a distinct choice made to constantly have tearful snot running from Jennifer Hudson’s (cat) face and I need to know why that was. #Cats