We just started the Star Wars Holiday Special and I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS OMG 
















I have screamed no less than 10 times in the last 10 minutes and I am being restrained THIS IS THE MOST ABSURD MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN
WHAT IS HAPPENING THIS CANT BE A REAL THING THAY MONEY WAS SPENT TO MAKE
This movie is basically a montage of poorly made 1970s music videos, which I apparently shouldâve expected from the title being about Star Wars and the holidays HOW WAS THIS EVER MADE
We both just looked up and IT TURNED INTO A CARTOON?!?!?
Ah yes we are now viewing a video instruction manual for a mini-range transmitter !??!!?!??!????
And now... an Imperial propaganda video? I think????
Oh sweet itâs a musical now. On another note, can we have a ban on including more than 5 genres in a single movie OH MY GOD SHES SINGING TO A HUMAN-SIZED RAT
Ok Carrie Fisher singing is fun, I admit.
Miracles happen, because we did in fact survive watching this entire thing.
The one question I still have:
Who decided Wookies live in treehouses? This seems super impractical for these creatures.
The one question I still have:
Who decided Wookies live in treehouses? This seems super impractical for these creatures.
We just started Ewoks: The Battle for Endor, and I can already tell you that if someone holds you hostage and makes you pick between watching this or the Holiday Special CHOOSE THE EWOKS ALWAYS
omg thereâs a dragon chasing an Ewok this is everything I didnât know I needed in life
We finished the first Ewok movie and then figured out we accidentally watched the sequel first (oops). I think it might be better than Episode I, though.
But more importantly: THE FIRST EWOK MOVIE HAS LLAMAS






Apparently there is also a character named Ezerina who is basically like a feisty Tinkerbell, except there are wayyy more than one of them.
This movie has it all.
This movie has it all.