Sociopaths, ranked

5) ketchup on steak people
4) ppl who stand up immediately after the plane lands
3) ppl who reheat French fries in the microwave
2) idk prob trump
1) ppl who lounge in their own home in jeans
Lot of followers exposing themselves as jeans in their own home people and it’s honestly embarrassing
And don’t tell me to get “comfortable” jeans

You know what’s more comfortable than the worlds most comfortable jeans?? The worlds LEAST comfortable sweats

“But what if I have to go somewhere”

Your fucking clothes are RIGHT THERE you LIVE THERE
Sleeping in jeans is only acceptable if you are completely blacked out to the point you can't remove clothing

Otherwise GO TO PRISON https://twitter.com/___jtaylor/status/1204785607139942400
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