Thread by @_celia_bedelia_, Do you want to repel men? Well now you can with Celia’s [...]

Do you want to repel men? Well now you can with Celia’s Patented Man-Repellant List

This list is compiled using my extensive research of douchecanoes & dickholes. Please adhere to the following list for maximum repelling:

1) Facial piercings, *specifically* septum piercings.

2) Any hair other than long, never cut or styled, and “natural.” UNNATURAL IS ALWAYS BEST.

3) Advanced Degrees

4) A job

5) A cat (bonus repelling for multiple cats)

6) A dog. A dog you have in place of children. A small dog.

7) The lack of desire for children

8) anything other than NATURAL makeup. Red lipstick is an obvious repellant.

9) an opinion

10) being a feminist

11) inability to make sandwiches

12) “immodest clothing” - particularly work out clothing and other such revealing clothing like pants, shirts, jeans, dresses, etc.

13) boss/manager/in charge of anything

14) Art Degree. STEM degree. A Degree.

15) over the age of 20

16) not a size double zero with double DD chest.

17) not feminine

18) cannot cook

19) single mom

20)not smiling 24/7

*A BREAK*

This list will be added to as I continue my research. You do not need to check off everything on the list to repel men. I strongly recommend, HOWEVER, checking off as many as you can for Maximum Man Repelling

21) Tattoos of any kind, anywhere.

22) glasses - which are both ugly and show you don’t have perfect eyesight.

23) imperfect skin

24) any cosmetic surgery/Botox/etc

25) being divorced

26) no wrinkles (ties to #15)

27) body is not completely hairless

28) would like to see a female president before you die

29) part of the she-woman man-haters cult

30) believe in reproductive rights and unrestricted access to reproductive healthcare (including abortion)

31) You think toxic masculinity is real

32) Swearing

33) Thinks the USWNT is better than the USMNT and deserves to be paid equitably

34) You are a barista

35) You tell men you don't need or care about their opinions.

36) Goes to therapy

37) Calls sexists sexist, racists racists, homophobes homophobes, etc

38) HAS PRONOUNS IN YOUR BIO/WORK SIGNATURE/LIFE

39) you are disabled

40) you like to have sex

41) you don’t like to have sex (especially with the repellees)

42) you use unnatural things like hormonal birth control.

43) you have a period

44) you use formula to feed your baby

45) you breastfeed in public

46) you use social media

47) you take selfies

48) talking

*BREAK*

Guys? Dudes? I know this might seem like a time for y’all to tell us that these aren’t “repellant” but it’s really not the thread to tell us what you are or are not attracted to.

*rubs hands together*

It’s working.

https://twitter.com/shineboxhukster/status/1202353498538618881?s=21 https://twitter.com/ShineboxHukster/status/1202353498538618881

https://twitter.com/shineboxhukster/status/1202353498538618881?s=21

49) not agreeing with everything men say exactly the way they want you to.

50) telling men they’re wrong when they’re wrong

51) being right

52) eats food in front of men

53) doesn’t eat food in front of men, but especially doesn’t eat MEAT in front of men

54) loud. Sings loudly, especially music dudes don’t like.

55) reads books

56) wearing high heels

57) not wearing high heels

58) Being angry

*BREAK*

I have seen every. single. one. of these things said by men. A great majority of them have been said directly to me.

I am sure every single woman can say the same.

59) you don't want to debate them or have a conversation with them

60) You don't provide them with enough examples to prove your point to them

61) Saying "bro" or "bruh" https://twitter.com/Ayo_Olanre/status/1202035696178991106?s=20