This is the time of year when I become fixated at the correct placing of the comma in "God rest ye merry, gentlemen"

I fear I am alone in this world in caring so much about this

But it really makes all the difference

Am glad you will not be so bothered, pornbots

I don't want to have to again march into Christmas Carol concerts exclaiming "it has a comma, it has a comma - it is an injunction, an instruction - it has a comma" until I am bundled out

Ahem

Do any of you have any Christmas hills to die on?

For this is mine

I am genuinely delighted that, at this time of Brexit anxiety and a looming general election, almost all my replies are still about the comma in "God rest ye merry, gentlemen"