I hate bipeds designing wheelchairs so much...

if i wanted to sit on the ground, drag my feet below me, not be able to propel myself forward and not be able to reach important shit behind me i don’t need this spenno chair to do it
“it’s the future of mobility! revolutionising wheelchairs! finally an attractive wheelchair!” have u ever even spoken to a cripple
rock up to an inaccessible venue like “no worries, it’s a stair climber, i got this”
ah yes, thank u, i didn’t actually want to be able to do such silly things as:
- wheel uphill
- pop a wheelie
- stay in my chair for more than five minutes without sliding backwards
- have any level of actual function in my mobility aid
why wait for an airline to break ur chair when it can just have no user comfort or structural integrity in the first place!

(i’m image describing these in alt text just fyi)
i cannot think of any witty remarks because honestly this is literally the most uncomfortable looking mobility aid i have ever witnessed. centre of gravity whomst??
i hope u did not want to fit through any doors today
have u ever wanted to replace ur mobility aid with an off-beige data projector from the 90s? well here’s ur chance!

just don’t expect to be able to clear a curb cut with that footrest... or.. propel it at all.
“for around the home” as if u have a wheelchair bough solely for home décor purposes.

the entire copy for this one seems to be about looking like you’re a part of the furniture which... honestly we don’t need to feel that any more than we are currently made to, cheers.
*sobs* you are all so ugly...
gamers rise up...

(the concept of wheelchair designed for those on their computer a lot - which this is - is not itself bad, but those unusable pushrims Sure As Hell Are)
can u Imagine trying to get on a bus with this “wheelchair helper”? nightmares. it’s supposed to replace a carer. what does this even do.
The inventor’s solution for wheelchair users’ “greatest worry”: being stared at.

it’s a 2-seater so you can “accommodate an able-bodied passenger” in yr “vibrant, sporty”, oversized wheelchair, literally built with ableds in mind because why should we have Anything for ourselves
I’m going to bed soon but I have never in my life been more grateful and relieved to see my normal fucken wheelchair than after this thread
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