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I feel like I need to curate these weird office email signatures/greetings/etiquette idiocy, so here goes (resend me ones and I'll add thx):
The thanks? They are plentiful https://twitter.com/boobie_styles/status/1185218322989834241
This one is the pinnacle. It will never be topped https://twitter.com/dannybauder/status/1133774796221812737
OK well now hold on, we might have a new contender. https://twitter.com/Phrozen_/status/1185282406892343296
Look what they've done to us https://twitter.com/OuttaHere22/status/1186372080138444803
absolutely sick behavior here https://twitter.com/holytrifootball/status/1186687260772708352?s=19
I need triple the thanks and name. Does anyone have that?? https://twitter.com/Crawf33/status/1191414224787918848?s=19
My man here gets some doozies on a regular basis https://twitter.com/j_a155/status/1197145827942240258
I've never seen anything like this my god https://twitter.com/unionkane/status/1199502893566562304
incredibly psychotic https://twitter.com/7dub7/status/1216722941695733762
I get emails with this blurry clipart guy in a suit toting the rock and doing a stiff-arm in the signature line. It has *zero* to do with the business and I want my own
Putting "thanks" in the dating app profile is a strategy https://twitter.com/sbarnett037/status/1218564286122995714?s=09
quite aggressive! https://twitter.com/jmb22392/status/1220087334252793860?s=09
This is The One. I will be using this exact email sign-off exclusively going forward
this is the sprinting javelina of business emailing and it needed to be properly included https://twitter.com/dannybauder/status/1133774796221812737
I mean Jesus Christ with this https://twitter.com/TweetIncaviglia/status/1233387660045103105
the hell, dude https://twitter.com/darth_ass/status/1234588066268041222
subject lines absolutely qualify https://twitter.com/Marc_it/status/1234875015788744704
I respect the blatant stupidity https://twitter.com/JacketDan/status/1238160196070932487
Kank you thindly https://twitter.com/mattpaul2names/status/1238124857352749057
finally, some normalcy https://twitter.com/PSUMatt2005/status/1240310376182489090?s=19
what I will type to our healthcare professionals when this is over https://twitter.com/j_a155/status/1240998504098603008
Never seen anything like this. A stunner. https://twitter.com/dansbadtweets/status/1242848667289235457
love to be thanked 11 times in an electronic communication https://twitter.com/j_a155/status/1245443169057214464
The "Sent from Toyota Tacoma" nearly put me on my ass, my god https://twitter.com/truelinksy/status/1251505952790122499
using this exclusively until the virus is defeated https://twitter.com/gourmetspud/status/1256220791370375174?s=19
jesus christ my guy https://twitter.com/benjlindsey/status/1258444925982642178?s=19
This one has me feeling a special type of anger https://twitter.com/PhillyFanRuns/status/1265311349430681604?s=19
how can you be like this??? https://twitter.com/JimmyDonofrio/status/1265708015568793603?s=09
bet he snares so many people with this approach, too https://twitter.com/PhilKenSaban/status/1275120191094108160?s=19
need an arrest warrant immediately https://twitter.com/ddkline2121/status/1287879537271873537?s=19
Lord grant me the strength https://twitter.com/BKRMKR/status/1326251338578194433
