arrum trying to explain dragon gate roster on main: a thread

yes hello Arrum is back with a quest of doing unfinished threads, this time Dragon Gate is the target. considering i'm still a newbie with the promotion but i really want people to follow it, please cmiiw!!!!

also this thread is definitely not a ~SERIOUS~ thread so not the best source for learning, it's just for me trying to be funny lel who knows you might learn something i wouldn't know!!!

FEEL FREE TO ADD MORE STUFF & CMIIW IN THE REPLIES I ONLY HAVE 280 CHARACTERS PER WRESTLER

YAMATO

- how do i even begin
- former MMA boy IN PANCRASE ? ? ? ? ? ?
- DG career is a journey one time he was shaved then he got kicked off a group
- went thru a goth phase
- your dream man
- WHO COOKS WHAT CAN'T THIS MAN DO
- just standing here with his YAMATO spiriiiiit

Masato Yoshino

- aka Speed Star
- bcs he is well the fastest wrestler on the planet
- not on any social media platform afaik
- is 38 atm
- has a submission move that looks v complicated BUT MAYB THATS WHY IT'S GOOD
- actually Sexy Tarzan
- look it up
- stupid sexy yoshino

Kzy

- a ball of charisma
- used to have rapper gimmick
- I mean he still raps now
- he's truly about that life I guess
- one time he got shaved bald what a tragedy
- speaking of that, he had questionable hairstyles
- uppercut hours
- it's kzy time all the time

Eita

- if u watch nooj u might've seen him
- hanging out w/ despe
- does social media in 3 languages
- nice combo of speed & strikes
- had long hair
- & other questionable hair
- got shaved then bald eita was a hashtag i guess
- hair is a big theme in DG u see
- EITA NO MOLESTAR

Masaaki Mochizuki

- M O C C H Y
- former karateka
- went to his gaora profile & google translated his nickname to SOUL KICK KING
- WELL
- he's really good at kicking tho
- dads this group called Mochizuki Dojo
- he's the master apparently but i call him dad
- SINGS HIS OWN THEME

Shun Skywalker

- 180cm
- v important bcs he's the TALLEST BISS IN THE PIT
- emily tweeted he's a beautiful fish
- was in mochi dojo but left
- it was dramatic he cried
- debuted 2 years ago but HES GOOD
- if u think his name is based on star wars
- it's not
- it's bcs he FLIEs

BxB Hulk

- pronounced BEE BEE HULK
- 2nd graduate of Dragon Gate Dojo after Shingo Takagi
- probably that’s why they want to kill each other every other day
- shiny overlord
- kicks a lot too
- has another persona called black hulk / darkside hulk
- like same drama but more goth

Naruki Doi

- keen on betraying people
- don’t fucken trust him
- leads MaxiMuM with yoshino
- has good taste in suits
- MUSCULAR
- *YELLS*
- certified diet & beauty specialist AND personal fitness trainer
- big match doi has colored hair
- mostly silver

yes i will update this thread i have a very short attention span lmao

Yasushi Kanda

- carries a box
- wiki page mentions hair few times
- heard he's a monster heel
- some mutuals hate him idk why
- guy almost died and went back to wrestle T_T
- i feel like he's multitalented
- he's a wrestler, was a referee, trains too
- mAYBE I LOVE KANDA WrOW???

Genki Horiguchi

- HAGE
- that means baldness
- he embraces it
- one of his main finishers is a backslide
- there's backslide from HEAVEN and HELL
- just found out he ~allegedly~ does the booking
- HIS MIND!!!!!!
- actually goth king
- we all love genki here
- has the best chant

Ben-K

- the strength of this man
- flexes a lot
- like ok we get it u beautiful & stRONg
- used to have shingo's mullet
- okuda BFF
- betrayed a group to join another group then kicked off by the group lel
- people believe he's the ace
- started from the bottom now we're here

Dragon Kid

- at first I thought he was 15
- BOYO HE WAS BORN IN '76
- onita didn't let him wrestle bcs he smol
- some of his moves' names are...christian
- and i was like confused
- THEN I FOUND OUT HIS NICKNAME IS CHILD OF GOD
- bruh
- modeled for uniqlo
- dedicated cat dad

Strong Machine J

- u might know super strong machine
- this is his son
- UNDEFEATED FOR MONTHS YO
- apparently, i heard he's very good looking unmasked
- LUCHAS DE APUESTAS J!!!!
- tokyo sport awards 2019 rookie of the year
- ok idk anything else he's supposed to be a mystery

Kaito Ishida

- JUST A KICK BOY
- that's his actual nickname
- and his theme song
- actually kicks a lot
- was adopted by doi but kaito betrayed him
- (and jason lee)
- actually rl bffs with OWE's Takehiro Yamamura
- did interview duty for prime zone
- blackpink stan

Big R Shimizu

- OH BOY
- HE'S SO CHARISMATIC
- he had (?) mycoplasma pneumonia
- shingo helped him got into dg
- he betrayed maximum to be with ben-k
- then he betrayed ben-k lel
- his entrance theme literally goes BIG R DUDUDUDUDUN
- WCW stan
- like pls love him he's amazing

Dragon Dia

- the dia stands for DIAMOND
- i think
- he started as a young dragon
- then he started picking up wins over veterans like BRUH
- mochi tried to recruit him into mochi dojo
- but dia refused wanna know why
- BCS HE ONLY KNOWS ONE MENTOR AND THAT'S DRAGON KID BItch

Gamma

- ok how do I start
- most of my friends don't like him lel
- he's kinda funny…
- google translated his nickname to "world's local third-class wrestler"
- welp
- michinoku pro graduate
- sometimes he wears speedos
- and has cream
- apparently had a long feud with CIMA

Susumu Yokosuka

- tbh i was about to gif something from his match vs dragon kid
- consider that as a match rec
- OPEN UR EYES SUSUMU IS ONE OF THE GREATEST OUT THERE
- he's actually quite mischievous
- his entrance theme is a banger
- lariat hours
- he sews
- also a cat dad

ok maybe i will try to push something out today

KAI

- originally from ajpw
- followed mutoh out to w-1 (rip)
- i swear he's all over
- idk he bruises often i feel bad
- i wanna get into kai/yamato/hulk but that's for another story time
- DEEP SHIT
- anyways you'd think he's chill
- but then he acts like yamato lel

Takashi Yoshida

- fka Cyber Kong
- not related to TCS
- then he got unmasked so here we are
- 1st graduate of DG USA dojo
- used to talk sdajkhd#&@&^$*@
- now tells ppl to shut up
- chops ppl in the neck
- also cooks
- i think he's into k-dramas atm
- dyes his beard sometimes

Jason Lee

- u might saw him in CWC
- good, now watch his stuff in DG
- bcs he's even better
- from Hong Kong
- cosplayed bruce lee that one time
- learned how to do nunchucks from yt!!!
- honestly i've to mention kaito ishida
- bcs that feud, quick but bruH
- brave gate jason

Yuki Yoshioka

- prob underrated
- i stg he's v good in the ring
- best talker out of the younglings imo
- nickname on gaora profile is BUMP OUT
- like what
- formerly in mochi dojo
- on excursion in mexico atm
- he said "i'm going to mexico bye"
- lol not really
- COME BACK SOON

Kenichiro Arai

- ok personal experience but
- the first time i saw him was live & at w-1
- lel
- anyways he's a toryumon graduate
- we also call him AraKen
- has strong head
- vs maki itoh when
- i wanna say he's chaotic uncle #2
- also like...drunk
- ALSO COACHED FOR TOFU PRO

Ultimo Dragon

- wasn't expecting his name to come up next in the name picker
- but here we are
- an icon tbh
- theme song muted for copyright reasons
- papa dragon
- prob taught ur fav wrestlers
- birthed toryumon
- then like bye
- then returned so he's like here forever now lel

Ryo Saito

- aka SaiRyo
- if u have his theme
- listen to it in concert hall setting
- used to have cycling gimmick
- orange is his color
- has a move called SaiRyo Rocket
- it's v interesting
- he's a funny man
- actually kawaii
- ryo-chan is kawaii
- loves doi
- CYCLING YAHOO

ok i'll continue tomorrow, already have drafts but i'm going to bed lol

Don Fujii

- CHAOTIC UNCLE #1
- i shit u not
- REALLY BANGER THEME
- actually soft spoken
- sometimes sumo fujii
- that's for another thread maybe
- he's comedic most of the times
- but chops v hard bRUH
- he also gets chopped back lol
- train enthusiast
- karaoke machine idk her

Oji Shiiba

- kotoka's bro
- gotta do a quick kotoka story time
- he was a former dg wrestler but retired
- oji was kotoka's last opponent
- wanna say oji's still a youngling
- but quite ahead than the rookies imo
- slipknot stan
- i hope he shines tbh
- he's trying his best ok

Kota Minoura

- he wears yellow, yuki wears blue
- so i always thought scorpion & sub-zero
- but i digress
- joined mochi dojo by slapping mochi
- bruh chill
- (but mochi kicked his head lel)
- prime zone reporter atm
- collects shoes wtf
- 7 COLORS SUPLEX
- kota pls explain thx

Konomama Ichikawa

- oh boy
- fka stalker ichikawa
- tbh he's a comedy wrestler
- but actual legend
- unmasked by marufuji
- kancho master
- actually p skilled amateur wrestler
- divorced
- dg has no money for separados but has money for william tell overture final

Shuji Kondo

- his name came up on the picker so
- former rugby player
- worked in ajpw too
- some probably know him most from w_1
- he was the vp too tho
- king kong
- friends with SANADA
- has a gym called ichigo gym~
- dismissed by dg in 2004
- & now he's back full-time~

Kagetora

- u know susumu's kind of like that chill guy who's v good at the graps
- that's also kagetora
- you'd think looks like a caw but then
- he wrestles
- then you're like YO???!!!!!
- chaotic when drunk
- went to the same primary school as mochi
- is just v supportive man

H・Y・O

- that's how u correctly write his name
- used to be hyo watanabe from mochi dojo
- but now he's a brat
- his birthday = wk day
- his gear has leopard pattern or something referring to a leopard
- bcs his name's the literal translation
- mini razor ramon
- appreciate him

Shachihoko BOY

- maintaining that lucha rule of masked wrestlers
- unknown real name
- HIGH TENSION
- vocal cords broken i kinda feel bad
- pretty comedic
- him + yoshino = Amigo Tag
- probably a far better wrestler than i thought of him tbh
- gotta watch more of his matches lol

Shachihoko Machine

- shachi boy but yellow gear
- btw
- if u go to jp wiki & translate it with google
- shachihoko = KILLER WHALE
- but there's actually a separate wiki page for THE shachihoko
- & it's a fusion of tiger+carp lol
- multiple wrestlers dressed as him
- incl YOSHINO

Yosuke♡Santa Maria

- first things first, exótico
- pronouns: she/her
- was super shenlong
- loves all the boys
- except monchan
- has a LOVELY dropkick
- & lots of fangirls
- was the brave gate champ once
- and had the best title decoration
- cute stockings + headwear
- LOVELY

Mondai Ryu

- PROBLEM DRAGON (literal translation)
- or monchan
- his problem is he has too much salt tbh
- expressive masked guy
- how to announce his name:
- "mondai ryu, MONDAI RYUUUU"
- one time his theme was just chorus of boos
- has mini masks hanging on his mask sometimes

K-ness.

- honestly a great wrestler
- but injuries :/
- fka Darkness Dragon
- not to be h*rny on main but
- fam it was a good look
- unmasked by dragon kid
- then remasked again WHAT A LEGEND
- susumu's bff = K-nesSuka
- actually went to nooj tryout
- dragon ball fan
- doggo dad

Super Shisa

- was typing his name, & his theme played in my head
- PUN MASTER
- i don't understand his puns
- but i support him
- the name's SAITO when wrestling w/o mask
- won't even touch yoshi tonic in this thread
- owned a taco shop (?)
- v versatile
- but mostly llave, bro

Punch Tominaga

- when he wrestled under his shoot name
- he lost a match so he must had a PUNCH PERM
- then he became Punch!
- shingo's fav ̶s̶o̶n̶ chair
- got posted by shingo so much
- he became the most famous trainee
- i think he's balding
- *shakes*
- 3rd best dancer in NV

ok before i continue this thread (at some other time), i have troubles drafting info for the bottom part of this roster

i definitely won't make the younglings for now (probably wait until they have more matches, more info available etc). others...idk