I'm thinking of doing one thread for my travel (This Euro trip) this time round. So I'll start here and for the next few weeks, I'll post random stuff.
On this, I just met two cute guys on this bus ride, and I'm seated next to a friendly person and the chic right in front of me is also cute and friendly. https://twitter.com/Karwaay/status/1152596343493451776?s=19
I'm now in Germany and it has welcomed me well. Here's how I met the cute guys...cute is beyond physical appearance, in my books. They were pleasant and we had a lil chat as I waited to use the loo.
I thought there was someone in the loo, because I knocked, tried to open, natsing! So I asked them if there was someone there. They didn't know. I said I'd give it a moment.
About 5mins later, I tried knocking again, and one of the guys tried to open. Didn't open. Then I said, serious face nstuff, "Maybe he's dead!" Both guys laughed. Yay! Haha.
Then the other said, "I think I've heard a flush." I said, "Oh shit, I need to pretend I wasn't the one knocking." I sit across the aisle. One of the guys says, "Put on that hat." There was a hat on the seat and a girl who was dead asleep on the other seat.
I take the hat, place on my lap and look straight ahead. I look at the hat then the chic and back to the guys. One says, "Those are ours (the 2 hats which had been 'spooning'). Put it on." I put it on and look at them. We all laugh.
I take it off after a moment, because the guy isn't leaving the bathroom anyway. Sigh! One guy tries the door again, and the knob turns. I stand and try it and it opens. We all laugh. Like wtf! Been waiting for like 10mins kumbe hakuna mtu.
In those 10mins, I discovered they're from Croatia and that the beaches in Croatia are gorgeous, and he extends an invite. I ask if it's summer right now. He says yes - about 25° at the beach. Challenge accepted!
They're also going to Prague (the bus I'm on is going to Prague). If we chat again, I think we'll hang out huko. Let's see how it goes. I think they're pretty cool.
So the convo went sth like, Where are you from? Me: Kenya. Him: Wow. Me: Do you know anybody from there? Him: No. Me: I feel special. Him: You are.

Guys. Mankumbuka nikisema natafuta passport ingine nikuwe 50% Kenyan juu punda imechoka? What if...
Anyway. Moral: Don't be making wedding plans when people say hi to you.

Hahahahahaha😭😭😭hahahah😭😭😭😭hahahaha
Then I ask, "Where are you from? Him: Croatia. Do you know anybody from there? Me: No. Him: I feel special. Me: (big smile on) You shouuuld!

Guys! Mmesema beach, savanna grassland, garden ama atop Mt Kenya?
I peed and walked back to my seat after telling them, "Catch you later!"

Sasa nikienda loo tena, mnaona nifanye? Niongee nao ama nilenge ama ni... Sasa naskia self inflicted pressure. Okbye. Pray for the lord's servant.
What you missed. Me talking to myself in Amsterdam, earlier today. Miserable weather makes people a likl mad. https://twitter.com/Karwaay/status/1152612932276117504?s=19
My "deskie" on the bus blacked out, the nice girl who was seated in front of me has alighted. The other two on this back bench have been kissing and fondling, and I'm just here, tweeting.
This is a msg on my Dutch line. Hizi nchi zinaendelea juu ya such things. Mimi, receiving calls in Tz from my Safaricom line costs me, calling costs me as well. There's no winning for us. Nkt!
It's 9pm. You might think I'm enjoying the taking of those sunkissed pics, but I'm not. I'm tryna distract myself juu wasee wamedoze na wameanza kushuta mazee. Safari hata haijafika halfway. Mniombee mimi.
It's 9pm. You might think I'm enjoying the taking of those sunkissed pics, but I'm not. I'm tryna distract myself juu wasee wamedoze na wameanza kushuta mazee. Safari hata haijafika halfway. Mniombee mimi.
It's 9pm. You might think I'm enjoying the taking of those sunkissed pics, but I'm not. I'm tryna distract myself juu wasee wamedoze na wameanza kushuta mazee. Safari hata haijafika halfway. Mniombee mimi.
Sasa you know the nice chic that was in front of me alighted, kuna kababa kamlevi kameingia. He's talking to himself na ananuka pombe ya juzi 🤮
I have arrived. This back isn't mine! But gooooood morning from Prague.
Not too shabby of a sunrise, especially because the other side was grey skies. It rained soon after I took this. I've got a cute Airbnb. Will share pics later. You should stay here, when you visit Prague.
Took a long ass shower and planned to sleep right after but my brain is now wide awake. Halafu, one full wall is a mirror so the ideas I'm getting ... Saitan! Later!
Wau. Woke up ready to conquer the world...Call me #BadLuckBrian I've had to learn how to turn the TV on, found YouTube on it, so now watching #RedChiliHotPeppers Look, I've never owned a TV so Idk how the damn thing works. Pls bring me food; the lightning won't let me prosper😭
When the clock strikes the hour, you see the 12 apostles in motion and a skeleton rings "the bell?". I've posted the video on my IG stories. A little noisy, thanks to all the tourists, but you get to see both. #AstronomicalClock #Prague
When the clock strikes the hour, you see the 12 apostles in motion and a skeleton rings "the bell?". I've posted the video on my IG stories. A little noisy, thanks to all the tourists, but you get to see both. #AstronomicalClock #Prague
When the clock strikes the hour, you see the 12 apostles in motion and a skeleton rings "the bell?". I've posted the video on my IG stories. A little noisy, thanks to all the tourists, but you get to see both. #AstronomicalClock #Prague
When the clock strikes the hour, you see the 12 apostles in motion and a skeleton rings "the bell?". I've posted the video on my IG stories. A little noisy, thanks to all the tourists, but you get to see both. #AstronomicalClock #Prague
When the clock strikes the hour, you see the 12 apostles in motion and a skeleton rings "the bell?". I've posted the video on my IG stories. A little noisy, thanks to all the tourists, but you get to see both. #AstronomicalClock #Prague
I was a bit underwhelmed I'll admit, because I expected to see a bigger clock and more drama around it. Lol! This is the precise reason I don't do any research about a place before visiting. Sasa ona disappointments tu! 😂 #AstronomicalClock #Prague #CzechRepublic #Czechia
The thread continues. Reference for the next few tweets is this picture. #FranzKafka #Prague #Czechia
Do you remember reading a novella called #TheMetamorphosis about a character called #GregorSamsa who woke up one day and discovered that he'd become a huge insect? I read it many years ago. That story made me think deeply about life.
I don't know what #FranzKafka (oh, I didn't know this was his home town. Yay!) had in mind when he wrote the story, but people interpret it in many different ways. My simple and general take when I read it was, life is unpredictable.
Live today. Live this minute, because the next second isn't guaranteed. Today, my cousin Mercy will be buried. We'd become very chatty and close in the last 1 year and some. She was hilarious in our chats esp when she wrote or spoke in Kimeru. I digress.
She invited me many times to see her in the UK...but the way visas are set up 🙄 I digress. Bye Mercy. I hope the other side is pretty. Have fun!
Unrelated, yet related: Now you can stop asking me why I can't settle down in one place. My current interest involves seeing the world. If tomorrow I feel it's time to settle in one place, marry 5 men and get 900 concubines (Guys, it's a joke. Geez! 😂😂)
That's a Bible reference (the concubines and some woman on a well. Ok, I don't remember.) Read it some time. But none of this is beyond me. LOL! ) ... I will.
Is there a woman character in any religion who had many husbands and it was allowed? I need to subscribe. Seriously though, live your life and let others live theirs. LIFE IS UNPREDICTABLE!
What if on waking up after a nap this afternoon, you discovered you'd become a cockroach? Mimi, I'd hope I am the flying type, so I can terrorize people. I'd fly right into one of my former boss' nose and lay a dozen eggs in there. Muahahahahah! Ok, joke. No it's not! 😂😂
THOSE FEW TWEETS ARE ALL OVER THE PLACE. GOODNESS!!! That's how my mind works though. 🤦🏾‍♀️
Enjoy your weekend! 😂

Going out to explore. I'll be back on the thread with more #EuroTrip related stories. Or not! 😂😂 #SummerBreak #TeachersFavourite #Travel #SoloTravel #SoloTraveller
These may look like frankfurters but they be poison; don't bite. Sunkissed ndio mambo. Ok, back to the thread. One of the few reasons I'd live here is kuvaa whatever I want without getting Embassavad, or stoned to death. Niko kwa bus napiga roundy mwendaa...
I'll throw this one here, because I need find it later ... Also the answers 😂😂 https://twitter.com/Karwaay/status/1153674932544581633?s=19
This was at Malá Strana a few hours ago. I also took a vid but didn't post because niliogopa surroundings kidogo nikatoka mbio in quick short steps😂😂. Will post on next tweet.
This is how a horror movie begins. Wrong Turn.

But I'm black so...
Haha jk, calm down.

2014 in New York, I went to a neighbourhood that I shouldn't have. Hizi kimbekembele zangu + naivety + wanting to discover stuff sio poa sometimes. Sasa gangs zingenipata?
Is there a reason, ANY REASON AT ALL, I shouldn't take a bus to Slovakia tomorrow (Ndio ile tu Akamba😂😂)? Is there? LAURYN HILL!!! 😍😭😭😭😍😍❤❤ #UprisingFestival #Bratislava Yooo!!! 🔥🔥
Ok, I'm stupid. This gig is in August, not July! I've booked bus to Slovakia and accommodation though😂😂 Sasa nipewe plan zingine. Slovakia wasn't even in my original plan. But I saw this billboard on my walk today and decided to google it. Saitan
My little research showed me that VIP tickets have been sold out, they now have regular tickets only. My heart sank a little. I wanted to touch Lauryn Hill's cloak. My wallet be smiling though.
Greetings from #BadLuckBrian. I'm back in the Akamba 1992 edition, going to Slovakia. I took the backbench again, because #BackbenchersUnite and a couple joined me.
They're giggling and kissing loudly. Girl's legs are already on boy's laps and it's only been 2mins. Is this what they mean when they say history repeats itself? Pray for the servant of the lord. Hata siskii vibaya.
You will think I'm exaggerating, but this has escalated faaaast😂 Man's mauling woman's 6oo6s and fingers are in the ninii. Girl dressed appropriately for this telenovela) I can't take a video, of course. Plus this thread is PG. #LordHaMercy 😂
Guys, I'm done with this Akamba bus! I'm now in Slovakia, yes, but I was supposed to get to Bratislava at 1550hrs, which is 5mins ago, but according to maps, I'm 58km away. We keep taking breaks. I miss hiyo haraka haraka (haina baraka😂) ya Wakenya. I do!!! #WakenyaForever
And what a difficult, unpleasant journey, with this girl's genitalia glaring at me! Manners? What are those. She's lying across the back seat, barely covered, cunt facing me. I want this thread to be child friendly, yet real. I'm grossed out. I.JUST.-
Greetings from Slovakia. Special greetings to whoever decides to marry me in a church. I'm not keen, but if you insist, I have found it in Slovakia. It's cute because it's blue.

(That's the view from my Airbnb.)
Greetings from Slovakia. Special greetings to whoever decides to marry me in a church. I'm not keen, but if you insist, I have found it in Slovakia. It's cute because it's blue. (That's the view from my Airbnb.)
Greetings from Slovakia. Special greetings to whoever decides to marry me in a church. I'm not keen, but if you insist, I have found it in Slovakia. It's cute because it's blue. (That's the view from my Airbnb.)
Don't eat this shit (no disrespect). I don't think why I imagined potatoes and cabbage would taste good, if it's not made by my sis Sue, or Kikuyus 😭😂😂
I'm scrolling through my IG, then I see a hotel recommendation for the country I'll be going to next. I decide to check it out (gorgeous), then I see the cost. I hope one day, my employers will see me the way IG sees me. Gai.
Told him to stop so I can take a pic. I love the wordplay on that shirt. #WokInWokOut #AllYouCanEatAndDimSum Hahaha! #OldTownSquare #Prague #Travel
Here's tweet 52 of the thread. If I counted properly. I can't count. Hata hivyo, I have decided to number the tweets to easily track this #Trip. #EuroTrip #Travel #Adventure #SoloTraveller #SoloTraveler #SoloTravel #AfricanGirl #KenyanGirl #KenyanTraveller
53. Swipe to FINALLY get the answer to, "Who takes your pictures?" She's sharp and yellow haha. Also, peep my #VeinyHands. Hot af. Yeah, it is what it is. 🤷🏾‍♀️

More pics on my IG. Same name. #KenyanTraveller
53. Swipe to FINALLY get the answer to, "Who takes your pictures?" She's sharp and yellow haha. Also, peep my #VeinyHands. Hot af. Yeah, it is what it is. More pics on my IG. Same name. #KenyanTraveller
53. Swipe to FINALLY get the answer to, "Who takes your pictures?" She's sharp and yellow haha. Also, peep my #VeinyHands. Hot af. Yeah, it is what it is. More pics on my IG. Same name. #KenyanTraveller
54. Took my pet for a walk.
Now seated with her, enjoying some air and views of the river (her former home). She's happy with me. She says she doesn't want to go back there...y'know, plastic nstuff... She also says hi.
56. Chillen with my pet. Her name is Samak. People-watching is something I love. And if we're two, even better! Sadly for me, I'm alone, since Samak is taking a nap. Who wouldn't, when they feel safe and loved😂. (I forgot to number tweet 55)
57. I have a people-watching game that I play, but I'm not too bothered to explain it rn.
Unrelated, but related to that anklet on tweet 56: I'm looking for one of my old students. Her name is Hannie. If you know her, point me in the right direction. Have a beeeeautiful weekend!
58. I got on City Tours. In some cities, these things are great: entertaining and informative. In some, you keep switching off because the speaker drones on and on 🙄 Today's bus(?) was cute, but you don't have to do this in Bratislava. Not sure €30 is worth it.
58. I got on City Tours. In some cities, these things are great: entertaining and informative. In some, you keep switching off because the speaker drones on and on Today's bus(?) was cute, but you don't have to do this in Bratislava. Not sure €30 is worth it.
58. I got on City Tours. In some cities, these things are great: entertaining and informative. In some, you keep switching off because the speaker drones on and on Today's bus(?) was cute, but you don't have to do this in Bratislava. Not sure €30 is worth it.
58. I got on City Tours. In some cities, these things are great: entertaining and informative. In some, you keep switching off because the speaker drones on and on Today's bus(?) was cute, but you don't have to do this in Bratislava. Not sure €30 is worth it.
58. I got on City Tours. In some cities, these things are great: entertaining and informative. In some, you keep switching off because the speaker drones on and on Today's bus(?) was cute, but you don't have to do this in Bratislava. Not sure €30 is worth it.
59. Tomorrow I go to Austria. Tell your boyfriends and girlfriends to buy me food. Thanks. And guess what - I booked Akamba 1992 edition again. Mlisema sponsors wako wapi? Help me please.
60. You never have to guess my food ... Food for the gods!!! #Hummus

Want a nice vegetarian restaurant in #Bratislava? Go to #Foodstock good vibes too! #GreenHummus #VegetarianRestaurant
61. You can now, FINALLY, meet the Akamba 1992 version. Don't be fooled by the colours, ngori iko kwa viti. Comfort = Zero. 😂
62. I don't know if people are farting explosives on this bus, or if some poacher is ferrying a dead animal. Feck! 🤮
63. If I catch the fartstar, this is the look they gon get. My 'tf-you-doing?' face. I'll add a raised eyebrow - it always comes with it.
64. Ever smelt something so foul that your eyes hurt? If they ever invent a way to share smells on these apps, y'all are screwed. I'm dying right now, because someone had frogs, pigs and omena juice for brunch. 🤮🤮🤮
65. I've arrived at my Airbnb in Graz, Austria. Problem: she left her key on the window so I can pick on arrival, and even left a stick to help me reach it, but I still CAN'T reach 😂 #ShortPeopleProblems Why do y'all tall people do sh!t like this to us?
66. She had an appointment but now has to drive back to help my midgety ass. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Shoulda checked if I reach the top shelf🤷🏾‍♀️
67. Problem 2: I'm now standing at the car park, looking homelessy, up to no goody nshit. PLUS thunder (not thighs) is roaring. Sky's dark grey so will open any second now. Aki nikinyeshewa atanipatia free spa treatment
68. It poured. Took shelter (pic 1) then got into the apartment. It's cute and very clean. I like me some clean spaces. If you visit this city, I highly recommend her apt.
68. It poured. Took shelter (pic 1) then got into the apartment. It's cute and very clean. I like me some clean spaces. If you visit this city, I highly recommend her apt.
68. It poured. Took shelter (pic 1) then got into the apartment. It's cute and very clean. I like me some clean spaces. If you visit this city, I highly recommend her apt.
68. It poured. Took shelter (pic 1) then got into the apartment. It's cute and very clean. I like me some clean spaces. If you visit this city, I highly recommend her apt.
69. Tweet 69. Haha. Ok, focus, Karwi. I walked for about 20mins from the Akamba busstop to this apartment, with my bigass suitcase. There's no Uber or Bolt here. Yet to find out what they use, just in case, but I don't mind walking.
70. When I got here and took shelter on the carpark entrance, some low minded woman started snooping. She gave me that, "What are you doing here?" look. I thought Ms Ingrid would call the cops on me. 😂 I was ready for the drama though. Always ready! #IgnobleIngrid
71. I'm at the mall because man cannot live by water alone, so groceries. Sasa, I think I have stunned a man. He's probably 80. He's following me. Nimetoka elevator kama nimeruka. Sasa akianguka kama anakimbizana na mimi ataambia nini watu?
72. I was out there, minding my own business, running away from someone's grandpa, then my faves found me. I need prayers, because what is self control? Look @ them 😍😍
73. My ass thought (no pun 😂) Tena was a Kenyan brand. Smh.

Me and people who think Bata is Kenyan, same wozap.
74. #ShortStory Yester night, I met some wonderful people. Before meeting them, I went round in circles in one square (yeah, I know😂) because Google Maps was drunk. Or I was. Let me tell you a thing about spontaneity and being open to whatever...
75. I felt exhausted in the afternoon, texted my host and said I wanted to extend my stay in Graz. Ever felt tomorrow's exhaustion, today? That's what I felt. I was supposed to leave this city on 1st Aug, but was tired of the thought of leaving, 4days earlier!!!
76. I'll now leave on the 3rd. Or not! So, I took a "nap" for 4hrs after paying for a longer stay. Slept so soundly, I even got #SleepParalysis, but without those creatures/spirit thingies that strangle a girl. They haven't visited me in a long time. I kinda miss them. I digress.
77. When I woke up, I got a text from my sis, to go meet her friend who was in Graz. Me, "Now? It's 9pm and I've just woken up." After making excuses, you must listen to big sis. I jumped outta bed, and met the wonderful people @10pm. Happy to report, I got to my apartment @2am
Got back to my bed very happy and a million stories richer! I'll be seeing them again today, we'll dance later in the week, I'll attend a birthday party of the sweetest 50yr old girl, and so much more. They're also "threatening" me to live here. Haha.
79. Moral of the story: 1. Take a nap when you gotta, even if a 20min nap becomes 4hours. 2. Listen to your sis. 3. Go with the flow. 4. Take some wine even if you probably shouldn't. That's a story for another day. Enough digressions here.
80. Moral 5. When Maps is acting up, stop, breathe, take a picture of a random building, like I did here.

Oh what a night!

#ShortStory #Graz #Austria #Adventure #Spontaneity
81. Still on maps... I step out of a building. Google Maps: Take North West.
Me: I don't know where that is, so I'll just turn left.
Maps:
82. How cool is this cafe?! Right in the river😍 We haven't gone in, YET, because I need to convince Samak that she won't have to get into any contact with water. The trauma is real. So I'll hike for a bit as I try convince her. Catch y'all later. #IslandInTheMur
83. Wanna know why aliens won't make contact with us? http://WAIT.FOR.IT 
85. So jana, I hiked The #Schlossberg reading signs in German (I know zero German) and taking left turns every time I was unsure. Most of the trail, I was alone. Yeah, I'm not very smart. Aka #Schloßberg
86. The many times I question my sanity, is during travel. Sometimes I do things that I review later and think, "Wtf was I thinking? Was I even thinking?" The hike was great though. I made it out alive. Top of the hill and back down by meself, in one piece💪🏾 Of importance is _ ?
87. The only thing I was afraid of, is some wild creatures attacking me. I only saw lizards, but I'm terrified of those. Nyoka ingetoklezea ningekufa papo hapo! Yaani, I'm not even playing. Will share a few pics of the hike, because you deserve it😉
88. Beginning of the hike. I stopped for a sandwich and lemonade, when I saw the hill. I hadn't taken breakfast sooo...

Greetings from my baby, Samak.
89. What you see isn't even a quarter of the size of the hill. BUT, it's a very easy hike. About 260 steps and flat paths. I've done 3000fat, steep steps and steep climbs in the middle of the night,without prior prep, and didn't die. Plus got conned+froze my ass to almost death.
90. Took a before picture, when I got above the city roofs.
91. Carried on and saw the first sign. Didn't understand shit, so I took the left turn. Got time to take more pictures of myself, because I was alone on the trail. If you must got to touristy places, I think early morning is best. Not crowded.
91. Carried on and saw the first sign. Didn't understand shit, so I took the left turn. Got time to take more pictures of myself, because I was alone on the trail. If you must got to touristy places, I think early morning is best. Not crowded.
91. Carried on and saw the first sign. Didn't understand shit, so I took the left turn. Got time to take more pictures of myself, because I was alone on the trail. If you must got to touristy places, I think early morning is best. Not crowded.
91. Carried on and saw the first sign. Didn't understand shit, so I took the left turn. Got time to take more pictures of myself, because I was alone on the trail. If you must got to touristy places, I think early morning is best. Not crowded.
91. Carried on and saw the first sign. Didn't understand shit, so I took the left turn. Got time to take more pictures of myself, because I was alone on the trail. If you must got to touristy places, I think early morning is best. Not crowded.
92. Spotted the first person on the trail. Listen to vid. My fear is stroooong!
93. Spot the river, the cafe in the river (it's so gorgeous!) and street art that's probably telling me, "Monsters ahead" but DO I LISTEN??? #Schlossberg
93. Spot the river, the cafe in the river (it's so gorgeous!) and street art that's probably telling me, "Monsters ahead" but DO I LISTEN??? #Schlossberg
93. Spot the river, the cafe in the river (it's so gorgeous!) and street art that's probably telling me, "Monsters ahead" but DO I LISTEN??? #Schlossberg
93. Spot the river, the cafe in the river (it's so gorgeous!) and street art that's probably telling me, "Monsters ahead" but DO I LISTEN??? #Schlossberg
93. Spot the river, the cafe in the river (it's so gorgeous!) and street art that's probably telling me, "Monsters ahead" but DO I LISTEN??? #Schlossberg
94. What time is it??? Hahaha I see you, herbalists!
94. What time is it??? Hahaha I see you, herbalists!
94. What time is it??? Hahaha I see you, herbalists!
95. Spotted a 2nd guy (the first one disappeared😱), who smiled lightly and walked past. I picked a feather, jumped, then sat to think about my life choices.
95. Spotted a 2nd guy (the first one disappeared), who smiled lightly and walked past. I picked a feather, jumped, then sat to think about my life choices.
95. Spotted a 2nd guy (the first one disappeared), who smiled lightly and walked past. I picked a feather, jumped, then sat to think about my life choices.
95. Spotted a 2nd guy (the first one disappeared), who smiled lightly and walked past. I picked a feather, jumped, then sat to think about my life choices.
95. Spotted a 2nd guy (the first one disappeared), who smiled lightly and walked past. I picked a feather, jumped, then sat to think about my life choices.
96. I could tell you this story, but why should I? It's written. Read. Speaking of #SpaceTravel, where do I sign up? I'd love to go somewhere out there. Show me where to sign up 😭😭😭😭
96. I could tell you this story, but why should I? It's written. Read. Speaking of #SpaceTravel, where do I sign up? I'd love to go somewhere out there. Show me where to sign up
96. I could tell you this story, but why should I? It's written. Read. Speaking of #SpaceTravel, where do I sign up? I'd love to go somewhere out there. Show me where to sign up
96. I could tell you this story, but why should I? It's written. Read. Speaking of #SpaceTravel, where do I sign up? I'd love to go somewhere out there. Show me where to sign up
97. Gotta take a break now, but will leave you with a pic of this building. Whatever the intention of putting it right there, and whoever approved it, 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 because it sure grabbed my attention. I have more pictures of it, taken right in front of it. Later gator!
98. I've been indoors all day today, hata sijakula. So before I go out to look for a sandwich...
If you haven't watched this song's video (Visualizer), the 1st part won't make sense 😂 Song: #Baby by @joeboyofficial #MusicMakesMeHigh
99. Sikuget sandwich. I have a long ass story to tell you later about what happened. Shida ni nilidishi salad na sa hii naendesha deadly. Sigh!
100. My ass is bedridden. A stomach upset wasn't supposed to be featuring, but here we are, on tweet 100! I feel weak asf. I've been on bread and water all day. Tell your ancestors to tell them gods to fix metummy 😭 https://twitter.com/Karwaay/status/1157211660911861762?s=19
101. My ass is in hospital getting tests. Between reception and seeing a doctor, it was less than 10mins. Niko public hospital btw. In that time, they'd taken my blood, ecg tests, and the usual... temperature, nshit. Noone has asked anything about paying.
102. I'm not a citizen or resident so sijui kama nitalipa. I just got treatment. It was fast and no questions asked, except for my ID to get my name, of course. Lord, you see how other countries treat the sick. Your Wamlambez servants await. 😂
103. The nurses were very friendly, even when I was being dramatic before getting blood drawn. I'll never grow up about that.
104. Doctor came in, shook my hand, introduced himself and asked how I was. My standard answer to doctors, "I'm well, I hope." We did the doctor patient talk and as he was typing away, asked me about myself. A human face, that one. I appreciate that! I think hata nimepona.
105. He thinks it's sth I ate, but we have to wait for blood tests. That's about 60mins, he said. He also suggested stool and gave me this thingie. I should use my finger to get poop and put it on that, then they'll pour some liquid to check if there's blood on it. He said ...
106. "You'll need to do do that yourself, although I can do it if you don't want to." Awww. I chose the former. Went to the loo but couldn't get shit. Nkt! I've been going to the loo almost every hour in the last 48hrs, then now NOTHING? Disrespectful!😂
107. I'm back at the reception, waiting for results. There's free tea and coffee but I want to see no food!!! Oh btw, nikislapiwa na bill ya ajabu, si mtakam through? Thanks!😂
Sorry, not reception. Waiting room. I'm at the waiting room.
108. Sometimes you think you're super sick, then you get to hospital and see people in a terrible state and just 😭😭😭😭😭. Chic here just started throwing up blood. Guys, sympathy vomiting is a real thing. I have it. I looked away as fast as I could, but 😭😭😭
109. Just finished treatment. And no, I won't need to pay a cent. I want this for my country sooooo bad. 😭😭 Kwani nini mbaya na sisi?
110. Taking you back to Prague because I can and because this pic is gorgeous! #Prague – bei James Dean Prague
111. My baby Samak and I, are about to embark on an 11hr journey. Pray for our backs.😭...and pray that noone else is booked into this cabin, because then, we shall lie like the lizards we are😍
112. Woke up confused asf, when authorities asked for my passport and if I have anything to declare. Now in Switzerland. Got nice views from the train. Here's one #Walensee
113. I was 3rd wheeling again. A couple joined in my cabin. In the beginning, the girl was unpleasant. She opened the door and said, "This cabin is reserved." 2people who were in with me, scrambled out. I stood and moved to the next seat, which was my reserved seat.
114. She stood at the door, and using all her limbs, lol kidding, just arms, indicated that I should walk out. Lol! I say, LOL! I paid double the ticket amount to get this seat and some heifer is tryna kick me out? LawdhaMercy!
115. We had a little back n forth, even made me question if my memory was right. Then she: what's your seat number? Me: 84. She: Oh yeah, that's correct.
Then she dragged her bags in and boyfriend followed.

Fuc$%&^$# fool!
116. She'd claimed that they had reserved the whole cabin. Msschew! Anyway, she was super sweet after that, jumping to help me fix my seat nshit. She almost massaged my feet . All that embarrassment 🙄🙄🙄😂😂😂 We all fell asleep not too long after.
117. Not too long ago, they had a disagreement. She stopped talking suddenly and just stared at her man, sizing him up, as he was enjoying a sandwich she'd offered him. I could tell she was wondering why tf this creature is still breathing.😂😂😂
118. Unrelated: thing I appreciate about this part of the world, is the transport system! We had a 2mim delay and that was communicated via Email about 30mins ahead of arrival time. Wamlambez!!!
119. I still don't feel good so spent most of the day indoors. Only left to go buy food (bland asf, and expensive - I don't enjoy eating and don't care too much about food but this ain't it😂), and went to the pharmacy. More unnecessary expenses🙄
120. One of the VERY FEW reasons I would opt out of solo travel and let somebody come with me, is to sit out here on a night like tonight, and enjoy chatting, gazing at the sky and whatever else the moon lets us indulge in. Hehe. #BalconyChillen
121. I'm about to take a walk in the neighbourhood, so decide to check out this park, and these two reviews hit me in the face like...

Maybe I need a travel bud. Can't be making ugly discoveries by meself. Wueh! I wonder what I'll discover.🤔
121. I'm about to take a walk in the neighbourhood, so decide to check out this park, and these two reviews hit me in the face like...Maybe I need a travel bud. Can't be making ugly discoveries by meself. Wueh! I wonder what I'll discover.
121. I'm about to take a walk in the neighbourhood, so decide to check out this park, and these two reviews hit me in the face like...Maybe I need a travel bud. Can't be making ugly discoveries by meself. Wueh! I wonder what I'll discover.
122. It's the specificity of those reviews that caught my eye. Did that guy find more than one needle? What kind of needles? For the other one, how will I know the farthest corners? Dammit!
123. https://twitter.com/Karwaay/status/1158369074851786753?s=19
124. Equivalent Kes 500. Vile I had seen a snack! Wacha tu nipate night blindness. Ai. This country needs to chill. My falafel wrap cost Kes 1000 na country zingine ni 250 bana. 😂😂😭😭😭😭 @CalebKaruga tuanze kuleta carrots huku. #UkulimaSioUshamba 😂
125. Flossin Mauwano wa huku gives no
126. Taking a walk, minding my own bizniz, then this traffic "cop" (idk what they're called here) gives me a huge smile and says, "Mama Africaaa" LOL! I giggle like the silly I am, and say hi. The last time anybody called me that is when I had locs! 😂 What's Mama Africa though?
127. Did you know there's a country called Liechtenstein? I'm doing a day trip there today. It's 25km long so a day's visit is enough - they said. Paid quite a bit for it so it sucks that the weather is acting crazy. Rain, lightning, thunder, thu thu thunder🎶. Not thighs.
128. Never mind. Things have changed a little, but who knows, snow might fall. Summer indeed!🙄 #Rosengarten
128. Never mind. Things have changed a little, but who knows, snow might fall. Summer indeed! #Rosengarten
128. Never mind. Things have changed a little, but who knows, snow might fall. Summer indeed! #Rosengarten
129. Ricken is soooo pretty. Countryside; very nice and green. I could live here because I love the village life, but cows stink. COWS REALLY STINK! The way my nose is set up, I can't, because migraines.😭

Video isn't great, sorry.
130. I caught lightning and freaked out. Kawaida, I let go of the phone. Guys, I think I've become an adult. On a sunny day, I'd get better videos. These videos aren't even showing half the beauty😍

But lightning😱
131. This piece reads, "African King". Discuss. (20marks)
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Done by the German sculptor, #GuntherStilling
132. The weatherman said it'll rain from 3pm. It's 9am! Guess they read the time in Swa (saa tatu). 🙄
132. I'm on a bus with a woman who is very uncomfortable. Y'know what I do when I notice ignorant people acting like that? I become VERY COMFORTABLE. It pisses them off and I LOVE IT! Old hag should buy herself a private jet if she's too cool for buses. Pahahah!
133. Stopped at the Switzerland- Germany border, passport check. Big German guy picks my passport and a few others and walks out with them. I don't need to tell you the skin colour of the people whose passports were taken. You already know.🙄
134. Before he gets to me, he asks this Middle Eastern man, "What are you coming here to do? For how long?" The question that pisses me off, is asking him out loud, how much money he has. I swear I WAS WAITING FOR HIM TO ASK ME THAT mbele ya umati. Wangeni deport! 😡
135. I understand that people have to do their jobs, but some of these procedures are discriminatory and only seek to embarrass those of the "wrong" skin tone.
136. I have a little chat with this white boy, who tells me how disgusted he was by their behaviour. He couldn't speak out though, because he's American and his papers aren't right.
137. He agrees that that was blatant discrimination and says that Immigration guy didn't even ask him for his permit, yet he didn't have. He clearly didn't look at his passport properly, but he can't possibly be there illegally, because he's white. Sickening!
138. How's it that I feel like Nyashinski, Nameless, Kristoff, Kajairo, Naiboi... all in one song? 😂Do they know some soul left them & attacked me? Sielewi but it's FRIDAAY, so enjoy this 🔥 song. Song: Embe dodo by @arrowbwoy Thank you for sharing your gift with us, Arrowbwoy!
131. Monument erected in 1905. I was a teenager then, fighting hormones and thinking I was ugly. Not much has changed. I'm still a teen, hormones still raging, but some people don't think I'm ugly; they say I have a good heart. HAHAHA, I'm so funny. Kbye. #ArcadeDuCinquantenaire
131. Monument erected in 1905. I was a teenager then, fighting hormones and thinking I was ugly. Not much has changed. I'm still a teen, hormones still raging, but some people don't think I'm ugly; they say I have a good heart. HAHAHA, I'm so funny. Kbye. #ArcadeDuCinquantenaire
131. Monument erected in 1905. I was a teenager then, fighting hormones and thinking I was ugly. Not much has changed. I'm still a teen, hormones still raging, but some people don't think I'm ugly; they say I have a good heart. HAHAHA, I'm so funny. Kbye. #ArcadeDuCinquantenaire
132. I haven't done much exploring and didn't make it to Luxembourg or Dunkirk as I had hoped, because I have work to do and the weather hasn't been great. I went to Autoworld though and saw some dope cars and the evolution of bicycles. Luhyas would love that section!😂
133. This is the car you buy when you no longer want to deal with his shayt. Halafuuu, why does the side look like a radio we used to have in the 80s? #AutoWorld #Brussels
134. This child has a sleeping problem. Slept all night while I was tossing and turning and now sleeping some more. Meet my baby Samak, in case you haven't. Tunaondoka Belgium sasa.
135. I have a problem. When I have to catch something scheduled, like a bus, train or flight, I don't sleep well. I was to catch a 7.44am train and just couldn't sleep well, even though I'd set 700alarms and asked the hotel to give me a wake up call. 🤷🏾‍♀️
136. If you speak/understand French... How cool is this? 😂😂
137. You will think I'm bullshitting you, but I've met 3 Dutch people who are that big prophet's ardent followers. They've been for 7yrs. S.E.V.E.N! They say they love it because churches in The NL aren't like that. Me, arrono.
138. They're travelling to Kenya for ministry and are all in blue suits. Nauliza, hiyo church huwa na uniform? Chic is very excited, her face lights up when she says his name. #ArruNotKnow
139. Two stories I must tell you. 1. Sitting next to famous prophets' followers (Tweet 137) and THAT experience. 2. The day I met a man on the streets of one of the cities I went to and followed him to his house. Yeah, I'm completely mad.🤦🏾‍♀️ Catch you later!
140. About Airbnb. Some hosts might have cameras in their houses. You can't be 100% sure that they don't. That's never stopped me from being 100% comfy, because if they choose to be pervs, it's on them. I esp think this one had a camera🙄.
141. If it did, the owner must have had a lot of free entertainment. I'm those people who take off clothes as soon as I get into my space. Then I play music and dance. If they have cameras, that's beyond my control.
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