Thread by @ddtpro_eng, [BOYZ 6.23 Harrajuku Live Translation Thread]https://www.ddtpro.com/universe/videos/6452#ddtpro#DDTBOYZ#DDTUNIVERSE#DDTEULive BTW there will be an opening [...]

[BOYZ 6.23 Harrajuku Live Translation Thread]

https://www.ddtpro.com/universe/videos/6452

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BTW there will be an opening ceremony and the wrestlers are required to wear an outfit they would wear on a Summer date.

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Following Kamiyu's tradition of bringing Zac to the TJPW show at this venue, Katsumata also appear with his dogs!

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Takeshita, who's afraid of dogs, appears in his N64 shirt

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Takeshita knows his opponent Kinoshita for over 11 years, and Katsumata knows Masaoka since junior high school too

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The blond boy is Masaoka, and the boy with the perm is Kinoshita

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Kinoshita, who's admired Takeshita senpai since he was little, giving off some heavy Endo vibes with his hair

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OMG Hiroshi Yamato is wearing a shirt that is now 100% completely white

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What we're not getting Paulie's date attire?

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Ishii's attire is for watching a Seibu Lions baseball game and then swimming at the pool adjacent to the Seibu Dome ballpark

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Watase: Chibi Maruko Land and then immediately going home to see Mugi my new cat
MAO: going insect catching
Osugi: (in bathing suit) going to watch a movie

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Nobu: insect catching
Brookes: デート服で来いとは聞かされてなかった

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Umeda: Ishii Gundan loves pools, beaches, anywhere with water

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Akito: Beach, despite the fact that I cannot swim at all
Oishi: Omatsui (Japanese summer festival)

Geez are all DDT wrestlers all either former swim team members or completely non-swimmers?

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HARASHIMA: walking through Ikspiari shopping mall adjacent to Disney
Takanashi: this is a TATEISHI shirt

Did someone misspell TITS when designing Takanashi's shirt

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It's the Good Shape Match already!

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What looks like designs on the upper body of Paulie's gear are actually scripts in the Planet Paulin language.

On his body, it says Paulie in English so that someone calls him in when he get's lost, courtesy of his owner Sasaki

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The aforementioned script roughly translates to OPPAI in our language

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Ueno calling Paulie's body "affluent" is tremendous

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The women in the crowd are absolutely loving this Good Shape match, and naturally Po-chan is getting the loudest cheers

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Ishii:
Sorry if you came expecting Hirata's dance; I knocked him out.
If I suffice as a substitute...TOKYOOOOOO

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Brookes showing off his rare version Gold Ito Respect Army shirt

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First match for Yukio after he lost his hair in a mask vs hair match he didn't wrestle in.

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In one day after joining Ito Respect Army, Brookes already has a Kokeshi that actually connects

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Nobu taking full credit for Brookes' pin fall victory

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Piss break

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BOYZ mode HARASHIMA feels like he's been smoking something backstage

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HARASHIMA expects Takanashi to join in the super babyface clean-fight mood of the day, completely throwing him off

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It is common for wrestlers to to scream the opponent's name while running at them, but today's HARASHIMA is super babyface and extra polite, so he screams AKITO-KUUUN as opposed to the usual AKITOOO

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One hell of a Gorilla Press Yama Ori by HARASHIMA geez

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Oishi:
My shoulder was up!

(crying) I was booked for the first time in a packed BOYZ,
and I wanted to win...my shoulder was up...the ref screwed it up...

I wanted to look good...

Akito:
Hey you didn't tell us about your wedding in Guam

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Oishi:
I didn't want to burden you with a trip all the way to Guam

Akito/HARA:
We wanted to go!
We're friends, aren't we?
(Bursts into wedding song dance)

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Oishi:
(after contemplating kissing Brookes)
Thank you for coming today!
The BOYZ will go on forever,
and I will be married happily forever after!

(Sound of glass breaking; Takagi enters)

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Takagi:

Thank you for coming to BOYZ today!
It's been 20 months since the last BOYZ show; we've been hearing from fans that you wanted this brand back.

So the next one's like in 4 years? (crowd boos)
You want more? (YEEES)
Periodically? (YEEES)

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Takagi:

You'll get it then!
I think we'll need a producer for that!
No not me, I'm not a BOY I'm an old man.

I name...Akito!
You create the themes, book the venue, etc.
I'm irresponsibly delegating this to you entirely! (runs away)

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Akito:
He's really into this MARUNAGE concept isn't he

Oishi:
No worries we'll back you up

Akito:
Fine, I'll exceed his expectations 200% and throw it right back at Takagi.
The only thing that will remain the same is female-only audiences

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