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A wish thread.
1. At lewst when I did the big maternity wear thread last year, this face was actually on the knickers, not superimposed onto the bump.
1. At lewst when I did the big maternity wear thread last year, this face was actually on the knickers, not superimposed onto the bump.
2. I make these. If anyone wants some for this winter, let me know now.
3. This is the worst design for a urinal ever. It sticks to the tiles with suction pads, so when you pull it off the wall to empty or clean it, piss will splash everywhere.
4. Nobsocks.
5. Aww, cute!
...this isn't cruel, is it?
...this isn't cruel, is it?
6. WHY ARE LATIAS AND LATIOS DOING IT?
7. I have very little faith in this product.
8. These cycling pants have a special vent to let farts out.
This is all I have for now, but I'll update when I get another advert.
This is all I have for now, but I'll update when I get another advert.
9. This will definitely go with my 90s wardrobe I'm compiling in my head.
10. I actually like this jacket and would definitely wear it in the rain.
Except...I know for a fact that this thing will turn sweat into condensation in seconds, and it'll look awful.
Except...I know for a fact that this thing will turn sweat into condensation in seconds, and it'll look awful.
11. When you don't know if you want to wear trainers or sandals.
12. I told you, I'm never wearing trouser-skirts again, and these count as trouser-skirts in my mind.
13. This appears to make it difficult to do a wee.
14. Yeah, I doubt it
15. Are they wearing stilts? Very few people have such long shins with thighs that length. Also, I wouls wear these if they were shorter, I have short legs.
16. These are magnificent flares
17. That is the worst depiction of Queen Elizabeth II that I have ever seen, and I saw Rolf Harris paint her ...
18. Biggest pipe ever.
19. This is magnificent and I won't hear a aord against it.
20. General consensus is that these are the best earrings ever.
21. Thing on his wedding day.
22. No thank you.
23. I have no idea what this is. I've boiled it down to a breast implant or a plaice.
24. I believe this is one of the riders in Japan World Cup, eh, @NikkiAndBunty?
25. See?
26. KEYBLADE!!!
Bet it's only tiny.
Bet it's only tiny.
27. Um...
28. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!
(I know for a fact I've tweeted this one before, I remember a discussion about what they'd look like when the pompoms fall off.)
(I know for a fact I've tweeted this one before, I remember a discussion about what they'd look like when the pompoms fall off.)
29. This would be a knee-length dress on me 
30. Do penises need underwear that give them the ability to fart?
31. If they're not farting, they're masquerading as wolf faces.
"Legal supplements"
I have problems with a Batman themed buggy...
I blame LGR
Yep. That one from The Ring is exactly what you want clambering out of your pint.
36. Ugh.
37. I would never be able to wear this. My nipples would definitely find their way through a hole.
38. I fancy some cherry pie right about now...
39. I've seen this Always Ultra advert
40. Nope. Don't know
41. Iesu Grist this is awful
42. I would definitely get a chest cramp if I tried to fasten all those. Three's my limit.
43. Pretty sure that's not worn properly, it looks painful.
44. Cat in a laundry bag
45. Is that what I think it is?
46. You know how I don't have a bath? Well, I have an idea...
47. Why do these undercrackers have pockets, yet I struggle to find trousers with pockets?
48.
"You only see what your eyes want to see
How can life be what you want it to be?
You're frozen, when your heart's not open"
"You only see what your eyes want to see
How can life be what you want it to be?
You're frozen, when your heart's not open"
49. These look cheap.
50. Seven games masquerading as 400 games.
51. These look like they sound like a bread bag whenever you move.
52. Isn't that the thing they stick in your arm to test your immunity to tuberculosis?
53. I'm highly entertained and baffled by the instructions on this.
54. ...that's Spirited Away, not My Neighbour Totoro...
55. I tried a pair of these on in a shop in Bangor, and they looked terrible on me, plus I couldn't walk in them. They were probably much better made than those. They were certainly more expensive.
56. Why are they selling leccy keys?
57. Not gonna lie, I love the modesty cover/blanket turning into a poloneck, but I'd have melted wearing this while I was breastfeeding. So would the babies.
58. Nope. I can't walk in these.
If you can, I am in awe. I don't like the shoes, but, impressive.
If you can, I am in awe. I don't like the shoes, but, impressive.
58. Now, these, I think are pretty damn cool.
But I need arch support, dammit!
But I need arch support, dammit!
59. Boak pt 1
60. Boak pt 2
61. Safe and legal, I'm sure.
62. Ten pregnancy tests for a quid. That's better than Colwyn Bay Market.
(I'm assuming these are pregnancy tests)
(I'm assuming these are pregnancy tests)
63. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
64. Please don't be a real goldfish...
65. Waste of materials, and Poundland were doing this at Valentine's this year.
66. Moody security tags
67. What the absolute hell is this advert?
68. Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh! 
69. Ruched buttocks.
70. Is it catnip, or is someone trying to sell a load of cats for a quid?
71. Honestly thought this was next to a toilet. Snacks in case you're flagging halfway through a poo.
72. No booping the snoot.
73. Uhhhh...what?
74. Cuuuuute!
75. That is not healthy
76. No.
77. Oh. Oh my goodness.
78. I have no idea what this is. Looks like a lemon I once found hiding in the back of the fridge that I'd bought months earlier.
79. Do you choose your colour, or does the baby make the colour change?
80. This is unpleasant
81. Is this cute? Or cruel?
82. Is a twofer. Two censored images. A dish drainer, and a couple of teddy bear chairs.
83. The aforementioned dish drainer.
If I put that up, I'd have no plates!
If I put that up, I'd have no plates!
84. Uhhhh...what?
85. Don't crop this strategically to pretend it's not a sex toy...
86. I want one, but not from Wish
87. Well, I don't like this
88. So cute! But again, not buying from Wish!
89. Uhh...
90. These look like they're really wobbly
91. Oh, bloody hell, what's that?!
92. Get. Nicer. Maternity. Wear.
93. I don't know why, but I find this worse than having ro pick up after your dog...
94. If I'll fit in it, I bloody want it!
95. Uhh...
96. They could've used a better emoji, or at least a different way to censor...
97. Urgh!
98. All that soap, but no water?
99. Whatever you think of the product, that is a terrible phrase...
100! Oh, it's for exercise, that's kinda coo- wait! What the hell are those illustrations at the bottom?
101. Wish hates me.
102. My mum and her friends had a joke that if someone wasn't wanted, they'd be given a tiny cup.
Imagine being handed this...
Imagine being handed this...
103. WHAT. THE. FRIGGEDY. FUCK?.
104. Don't fall over wearing this...
105. My lunch. Pass the butter and the cheese, please!
...whaddya mean, it's a pillow?
...whaddya mean, it's a pillow?
106. OH FUCK RIGHT OFF!
107. It's fine to like a certain body type, but you can piss off with slagging off other body types.
108. Yes. I am cheating here.
It's probably not even real, but it was too good not to include
https://twitter.com/Robnoady/status/1298725622168973313?s=19
It's probably not even real, but it was too good not to include
https://twitter.com/Robnoady/status/1298725622168973313?s=19
109. What exactly is for sale?
110. Look, it's not my kinda thing, but I'm sure it's a bargain for people who do like it?
I don't know, sorry!
I don't know, sorry!
111: WARNING:
THIS PRODUCT
*CENSORED*
ADDICTIVE CHEMICAL
Hmm. Wonder what the censored bit says...I mean, I'm almost certain this is vape liquid.
Is it "contains?"
Unless I'm way off. Someone enlighten my poor naive head!
THIS PRODUCT
*CENSORED*
ADDICTIVE CHEMICAL
Hmm. Wonder what the censored bit says...I mean, I'm almost certain this is vape liquid.
Is it "contains?"
Unless I'm way off. Someone enlighten my poor naive head!
