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What’s the weirdest thing you ever been told/said during sex? I’m interested to know.
I called someone “daddy” and he said: “is that a fantasy you have? We could role-play” HAHAHA. Not the kind of daddy I was referring to.
In the girl group chat
If it’s too embarrassing, just DM it to me and I will post it w/o your name.
Yikes
This might be the worst one yet
The Shocker
“Bite my bush baby”
Oh hell no
“take a shit on my chest”
Oh shit
The things you do for love
presented without comment
Big fucking yikes
what the
I used to think I was kinky but maybe I’m pretty vanilla after all
I’m still going through all the messages and there are quite a few gems:
giving “facial” a whole new meaning
What is it about pee?
romantic-ish?
LMFAO
“put your shrimp in me”
The halal sausage
Uh oh
HAHAHA
Kids, don’t try this at home
Who’s your daddy?
Y I K E S
Omg.
I’m imagining this in a Mancunian accent
What the hell?
Can you take this ginger dick
“I ran out of thumb”
"Oh I'm a devote religious person, I only do anal"
HAHAH
How do you like my baguette?
OH MY FUCKING GOD
Happily never after
ok, this is getting a liiiiittle bit weird
Basically got beat up 
“Think of your dad’s dick”
I-
guys, please google “furry”
ouch
I bet she knew how to meown
How do you explain this to the doctor? A dildo fracture?
Mommie dearest
I had to post this
Patrick Bateman
