What’s the weirdest thing you ever been told/said during sex? I’m interested to know.

I called someone “daddy” and he said: “is that a fantasy you have? We could role-play” HAHAHA. Not the kind of daddy I was referring to.

In the girl group chat

If it’s too embarrassing, just DM it to me and I will post it w/o your name.

Yikes

This might be the worst one yet

The Shocker

“Bite my bush baby”

Oh hell no

“take a shit on my chest”

Oh shit

The things you do for love

presented without comment

Big fucking yikes

what the

I used to think I was kinky but maybe I’m pretty vanilla after all

I’m still going through all the messages and there are quite a few gems:

giving “facial” a whole new meaning

What is it about pee?

romantic-ish?

LMFAO

“put your shrimp in me”

The halal sausage

Uh oh

HAHAHA

Kids, don’t try this at home

Who’s your daddy?

Y I K E S

Omg.

I’m imagining this in a Mancunian accent

What the hell?

Can you take this ginger dick

“I ran out of thumb”

"Oh I'm a devote religious person, I only do anal"

HAHAH

How do you like my baguette?

OH MY FUCKING GOD

Happily never after

ok, this is getting a liiiiittle bit weird

Basically got beat up

“Think of your dad’s dick”

I-

guys, please google “furry”

ouch

I bet she knew how to meown

How do you explain this to the doctor? A dildo fracture?

Mommie dearest

I had to post this

Patrick Bateman