"maybe

if I take my tit out

they will stop explaining my own joke back to me"

"there probably just weren't any qualified women for the job"

"thanks I'm gay now" by norman rockwell

"you would be so much prettier if you smiled"

"let me explain your lived experience to you"

"...and that's why it's so hard to be a white man these days"

I just wanted a refill.

"scientifically speaking, females don't enjoy sex. I have to believe this because the alternative is I'm just really bad at it. ha. ha. can you imagine."

"...and that is my long and unsolicited opinion on the thing that is your area of expertise"

"calm down"

"you should wear something less revealing if you want to be taken seriously"

"...so you see, my joke was very good actually. you just don't understand comedy."

mhm

"probably because of your lady brain."

ok

"shall I tell it again?"

(I was going to let this thread die, but the dingus hassling @DrJenGunter over his shit joke inspired me)