What would Gingrich have done in Pelosi's shoes?

He'd have called a press conference on the steps of the Capitol, lined up his team behind him (esp recognisable faces*), held up the Mueller Report for the camera's & pronounced "The Facts Are In"

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#kitm @KagroX @DemFromCT
That visual, and that sound bite would spread across the world. The Speaker would get famous. She'd announce that the Justice committee will begin impeachment proceedings on the 10 counts of obstruction outlined in "This Document" (pounding the report)

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(if she were Gingrich) She'd list the other areas of wrongdoing and specifics about how they are pursuing them "Committee X begins X about money laundering at 8:25 tomorrow morning in room..."

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(if she were Gingrich) Pelosi would announce that any criminal conduct found in the other 14 committee investigations will result in additional charges being added to existing articles of impeachment or new article being drawn up as necessary.

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"We will not have a criminal in the White House. The American people deserve better" she would declare before the cameras (if Pelosi were Gingrich)

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When asked she would say "Yes, that means there might be 5 or 6 impeachment trials in the Senate over the next two years. If the illegal behavior warrants it, we must. We can't just quit prosecuting crimes bc the crime spree is too long. The American people deserve better"

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"What? The Senate won't convict? When we present the evidence to them as is our CONSTITUTIONAL DUTY, they will have to decide. I firmly believe they will vote as their conscience allows and do the right thing for the American people. Our sins and daughters deserve it."

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She would say if Pelosi were Gingrich.

Newt is a horrible human being. But he was very good at political theater, PR, and marketing. The release of the #MuellerReport was a platinum opportunity for a massive slam dunk, a DC sick burn.

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But all we got was fumble bumble Hoyer off message. While on message was the powerfully unexciting "We're gonna keep investigating. We may invite someone to testify" Holy Crap, what a snoozer.

Nancy, are you writing a bedtime story?

@TeamPelosi

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It would go viral in a flash. The speaker would put the young & the restless (Swalwell, AOC, Ilhan, Rashida, Moulton, Ryan) up front so the cameras see them, or give them a five minute speech about the crime their particular committee starts working on tomorrow at 7:15am.

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Everyone hits cable TV. They all do the Sunday shows. Radio spots. All stay on message "The facts are in!" " #MuellerReport ? The facts are in!" After two days veer off into "The verdict is in" "Impeachment # 1 of many begins today" "We will not have a criminal in the WH!"

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if Pelosi were Gingrich

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Case in point: repeating the phrase "rule out impeachment" makes that the sound bite. It is the rough equivalent of CocaCola repeating "Coke is overpriced sugar water" Horrendous marketing. smh. https://twitter.com/ericswalwell/status/1120353410082119685?s=19
There's a criminal in the White House. The #MuellerReport proves it. Instead of forcing his henchmen to explain why they're not demanding Trump's immediate resignation @TeamPelosi and company totally lose control of the narrative like this ...

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Fifty years from now college students studying the Trump years in history class will be baffled by @SpeakerPelosi 's inaction. "How could such a powerful woman do nothing in the face of such lawlessness and the obvious destruction of all the US's institutions of democracy?"

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Dear @sfpelosi,
Is your mother taking large doses of sedatives?
Nothing else explains her total snooze-fest reaction to the massive crime spree infesting the executive branch.
Time for an intervention. Either get her off the Valium, or get her out of Congress.
Thanx,
Americans
I cannot think of a greater example of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory than @TeamPelosi 's epic fail on the release of the #MuellerReport

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The checks and balances established by US Constitution no longer exist. A fascist pretender in the Executive Branch brazenly defies Congressional subpoenas. And the "leader" of the House of Representatives??? Crickets.

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@TeamPelosi https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-48034682?ocid=socialflow_twitter
In a contest that requires acute Public Relations skills, choosing Nancy Pelosi as your champion is like picking Stephen Hawking to represent you at Wimbledon. Good at some things. Bad tennis player.
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