Ketika kamu punya muka yang cakep dikit. Maka orang-orang bakal punya banyak sekali asumsi terhadapmu

Saya ga bilang diri saya cakep or gimana ya, I'm still that ugly fat kid inside. Yang sering nangis ke mama karena dibully

Ini beberapa anggapan orang yang pernah saya terima
1. Dicap ga pinter

Many people actually thought that I can't keep up with convo. Beberapa pas ngobrol malah bingung, they thot I'm just another manusia kosong.

On contrary, I really love talking to old people. I can absorb their wisdom and have a deep convo about life and such
2. Dibilang sombong
Salahkan mata sipit saya, tapi muka saya kalau diem emang serem. But guess what, so did everyone else

Kita ga akan bisa senyum terus, tar dibilang gila

Dan banyak pre-assumption kalau saya songong dan sombong, padahal diajak ngobrol aja belum
3. I have life handed to me on silver platter

Percayalah, saya gini-gini kerja kok.

Saya juga berusaha buat memenuhi keinginan saya. Kalau kalian tahu, saya pertama kali nginjak kaki di Jakarta lagi itu tinggal di kostan 300k sebulan

I literally sleep with rats and such
4. Dan parahnya, people thought I'm a prostitute

Banyak yang ngeDM nanya harga

Beberapa julid bilang saya kucing

Saya sering jalan karena saya nabung buat jalan, plus pekerjaan saya di advertising buat saya sering keluar kota.

People just love to nyinyir instead of nabung.
5. People keep their distance

Sering banget sih ngerasa left out karena ga diajak. People would automatically thought I only hang out with beautiful people or I will not gonna hang out with them

Padahal ngajak aja belum
6. People thot I'm sok kecakepan

Sometimes when I post my selfie, people would said sok kecakepan lau

Well, you know there's unfollow button, right? Right?

Dan saya yakin bakal ada yang bilang saya sok kecakepan juga pas buat thread ini
7. People would merajamku karena aku ndak punya selera fashion

Wi, muka lu cakep baju lu kok gitu?

Well, that's because I wore clothes supaya ga gondal-gandul my wee-wee and fat belly. Juga menghalau masuk angin. I don't care about brand. I bought my clothes di Pasar Senen
8. And people also ask me to act cool

It didnt match your face, they said

Well, my face and my personality are two different things.

Saya bukan tipe orang yang manis2 di depan dan ngomong busuk di belakang. So I'll act accordingly.
9. People would curhat, enak ya jadi lu, cakep. Gampang dapet cewek.

Dude, saya baru pernah pacaran sekali seumur hidup. If your girlfriend likes you only because of your face. You might want to find another girl. Beauty fades but personality remains.
10. People would assume I have tons of people

Temen curhat saya cuman ada di bawah lima. Salah satunya Kang @AdipatiJulian22 yang tahu my shits

Thing is, I'm a loner. I hate going out. I never been drunk my entire life and I'm never smoking.
So, next time you said that I'm handsome.

Remember that this is me with all my flaws

And I'll always remember I'm not born this way. I'm still that former fat kid đŸ€—
Nama thread ini apa ya? #TamvanItuLuka?
#DihajarMassa
Lupa satu poin 😭
11. People projected themselves on you. Ini paling parah

When they unhappy about their live & projected it on you. I didn't really understand this at first but people can get envious sometimes. they can brutally blame you for things that happened in their life.
12. Sometimes when I made a move on people.

They'll back off because they said that I deserved better(?). They'll feel insecure about themselves and said that they scared because a lot of people will make a move on me once we're dating.

:')
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