Maxi Lopez vs iCardi & Wanda Nara is probably the most interesting scandal in football today. Its surprising how little coverage this gets here in England while they write full length articles about pogba's hair or Sterling's breakfast.
Here's a thread. Maxi Lopez vs iCardi.

Before I get into what happened, I'd like to give you all a little background about these people. Most of you know iCardi but relatively little is known about Wanda Nara and Maxi Lopez.

I'll start with Lopez. He's an Argentinian striker.He began his career at River Plate. After a decent spell there he was signed by Barca with whom he won La liga. He has since played for many clubs in Italy like Catania,Sampdoria, Torino & Milan. Currently plays in Brazil.

iCardi is also an Argentinian striker. He started his career at barca b but wasn't good enough to break into the first team. He left to Sampdoria then to inter. He was named inter captain. He wrote a terrible autobiography at age 22. He has now been stripped of captaincy.

This is Wanda Nara. She's basically Argentina's Kim kardashian. Like Kim she initially rose to fame at age 17 by 'allegedly' sucking Maradona's dick. She is a model, tv presenter and is currently icardi's agent. She also has 5 kids. 3 of them are maxi's.

This is her sister Zaira Nara. She has nothing to do with the story. I just think she's peng.
Although I'd like to mention thottery runs in the family. This one has had affairs with Diego Forlan and tennis player Juan Monaco.

Alright now it's time for the story.

Maxi Lopez first met iCardi back in his Barcelona days. ICardi claimed he was his idol. Soon after Maxi left barca and played around Europe before ending up at Sampdoria. Meanwhile iCardi failed to break into the barca team was looking for a club to join in Italy. He picked Samp

In 2011 he officially joined Sampdoria. Living in a new country away from home was challenging and Maxi Lopez took iCardi under his wing to help him adjust to life in Italy. iCardi stayed at Maxi's house. Ate his food. Drove his cars. They were best friends.

He first met Wanda Nara while living in maxi's wife Wanda Nara. They had 3 kids. Like every marriage they had their ups and downs. But on the whole it appeared like a nice, happy family.

In late 2013 maxi Lopez and Wanda Nara hit a rough patch in their marriage. Wanda claims maxi used to cheat on her, which maxi denies. To save his marriage maxi organised a little cruise with another couple. He made a very big mistake however. He also invited iCardi.

What Maxi didn't know at that time was iCardi and Wanda used to text all the time. This began when Wanda was in Milan & iCardi was on tour in the states. She asked him to bring her an iPad. iCardi, the clever poacher that he is used to iMessage her. She was still married to maxi.

This isn't speculation by the way. The cunt admitted to doing this is his stupid autobiography.

Back on the cruise maxi and Wanda had a fight. ICardi used this opportunity to sit down next to her. They started talking and Wanda admitted to being attracted to him. They shared their first kiss. Man goes on a free cruise and repays maxi by stealing his wife. Absolute Bastard.

Late 2013 and their marriage is on the rocks now. It can't be saved. ICardi gets signed by inter and is now earning more than maxi. Wanda and maxi begin divorce proceedings.

She claims maxi is a cheat. Maxi claims she's cheating on him with iCardi. The court rules in Wanda's favour. She gets custody of the kids and alimony. Maxi refuses to pay alimony because iCardi is richer than him. The court strips him of his Italian passport as punishment.

ICardi wastes no time and imediately married Wanda Nara. If stealing his wife wasn't enough he takes it further by trying to steal his kids too. He gets their faces tattooed on his arm.

ICardi thinks he's on top of the world now. Inter's main man. New wife. 3 ready made kids. All the money in the world. He begins work on his autobiography. The first of many mistakes he'll make.

2014 and its matchday. Inter play samdoria. Nobody cares about the match. All eyes are on Maxi Lopez and iCardi. The Wanda derby is born.
Maxi refuses the prematch handshake and grabs his balls instead. Something he does everytime they play.

The match is intense. Sampdoria players are behind maxi completely and so are te fans. Icardi's every touch is booed and is on the receiving end of some blue passport tackles. He still manages to score past the samdoria defence and celebrates wildly. The ref gives him a yellow.

Maxi Lopez wins a penalty. This is it. This is his chance to set things right. Unfortunately his penalty is saved.
Samdoria loses the game. This however shows us something else. ICardi may have won the match and have his wife and kids but the streets support Maxi.

Next day papers of both Italy and Argentina are full of gossip about iCardi and Wanda. Some new details about their affairs emerge. One of them is a story about how they met in a hotel and made love 15 times in the space of 28 hours. Nobody cares about the match.

ICardi is named inter captain but everyone thinks he's cunt after reading his autobiography. Even his own fans as his autobiography has a whole chapter bashing the inter ultras. They obviously don't like that very much and they protest by booing him every time he touches the ball

He then sacks his long term agent and makes Wanda Nara his agent. She gets him a new big money deal. Back in Argentina he's become a laughing stock for doing this.
Meanwhile maxi Lopez is depressed and becomes fat and is pictured smoking. He gains massive support from neutrals.

People are angry for what iCardi did to maxi Lopez including big influential people like Maradona. He's very vocal about it. Maxi's friends Messi and mascherano also side with him and iCardi is basically blacklisted from the national team. The streets are with maxi.

Instead of calming things down with these people iCardi trusts Wanda's judgment and they both hit back at them. They accuse them of playing favourites and blame Maxi Lopez. Maxi claims he has moved on from them and couldn't care less. He gets a new peng missus.

This was icardi's second big mistake. He tries to pressures he inter hierarchy into sorting it out with them. Argentian and inter legend Zanetti tries but you can tell even he's a bit tired of Wanda Nara's constant demands.

Fast forward to 2018 and iCardi is again left out of the World Cup squad. They'd rather take absolute nobodies than to give him a chance. In any other country with any other player their would be riots. In Argentina people are happy that he's left at home.

There have been rumours about how close Wanda Nara is with Brozovic. She's apparently been pictured at his house while he got a haircut. Strange. Obviously this didn't sit well with iCardi. Rumours are that he has a dressing room rift with Brozovic.

Now iCardi is an absolute cunt and Brozovic is best friends with dressing room leader Handanovic. Missing out on the cl makes Wanda go a bit crazy and she starts openly saying things like inter doesn't support iCardi enough and threatens a move. 3rd big mistake on icardi's part.

Inter have had enough of her and they strip Mauro of Inter's captaincy. They give it to Handanovic who apparently is against iCardi because he supports Brozovic. Wanda is also apparently having an affair with Brozovic. Things are fucked up for iCardi.

To buy some time to think he says he's injured his knee and cannot play. Inter orders tests on his knee. The reports come back normal. There's nothing wrong with him. This info would stay behind closed doors at a normal club. Inter decides to tweet this from their Twitter page.

Sensing an opportunity maxi Lopez reveals how he called his kid to wish him a happy birthday but iCardi answered the phone and put the phone down before he could talk to his son. He also adds that he deserves better a better agent than Wanda Nara. Lmaooo.

This isn't all. Even icardi's own family doesn't like Wanda Nara. Just days ago icardi's sister had a social media spat with Wanda and called her a gold digger. She said Wanda didn't have his best interest at heart and accused her of turning him against his family.

On Saturday she tweeted I want my brother back”, Icardi finally replied rather harshly.

“It’s not going to happen. Why don’t you try using the time you spend on here WORKING!!! You’ll achieve nothing with this strategy. And remember to ask about some of your other six brothers, seeing as you never do that on Twitter. Bye.”

Ivana shot back that she didn’t have to ask about them on Twitter, “seeing as they answer the phone when I call them. They don’t have a viper behind them who casts a spell to make them in her image. Stop being so stupid and open your eyes! Get back to being the person you were.”

ICardi lost his best friend, his family, a place in the national team, his captaincy, the people's respect and his dignity and he might soon lose the lady to a balding cunt like Brozovic.
All he got in return was some other geezer's kids.