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Why Hermione deserved to end up with our king Viktor Krum: a thread
Let us begin by acknowledging that Hermione is really THAT bitch and deserved someone spicier than mayonnaise Ronald Weasley 
From the start, Viktor Krum had his sights on homegirl Hermione. We was ready to WIFE her and gave her hot looks like THIS
Mans was already the shit at his school, and came thru looking like a real SNACK - he even ran at 5am (has ron ever walked faster than 2km/h ? Doubtful)
As soon as it was time to put his name in the cup, mans ran to the cup. Viktor knew what he wanted and what he could do - winning is the only answer
When came the time to get dates to the Yule Ball, Hermione knew she was a catch. But she still gave cracked lantern face Ronald a chance to ask her. He didnât. But you know who did ?
Thatâs right : VIKTOR MOTHERFUCKING KRUM. And he asked her not just bc sheâs a lil baddie or bc he wanted sum sum. He knew she was all that and loved her BRAIN
Viktor Krum treated her to the best night - she was his queen and no one had the right to disrespect her 
He even danced to fugly early 1980 era (donât @ me I know my Harry Potter time thank u, next) but you know who stayed seated like a boring bitch ? Ronald no personality Weasley
After that dance, Viktor Krum was WHIPPED. He deadass transformed into a shark to save her from drowning.. a GOD (only real men can still look good while half shark and thatâs the tea 
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Let us not forget that my man Viktor Krum was an international quidditch star so he had them international hoes but he stayed pining for Hermione when Ron chose Lavender Brown over her ?
(Also never forget how original Lavender was a black girl but they switched her for a white blonde girl as soon as her character became relevant 
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ANYWAYS - when Harry won, Viktor stayed humble. He took his L and even helped our boy in his quest. A king, international icon, Mr.Worldwide. Dale.
Hermione was really the love of his life. He cared for her, for her brain, and they apparently were a lil freaky 
but he was ready to CUFF -
but he was ready to CUFF -
He wanted to stay in contact through LETTERS. A real true romance story 
Meanwhile, Reginald - sorry, Ronald 
was busy crying off that no one loved him bc he was too weak to even say she looked good.. Hermione deserves a king who loves and supports her openly
was busy crying off that no one loved him bc he was too weak to even say she looked good.. Hermione deserves a king who loves and supports her openly
Over the next few books, and years, Krum is living his best life being an international star, but is loyal to his old hogwarts friends and gets invited to Bill Weasleyâs wedding - even the Weasley fam ships it (Ron sucks)
At the wedding, Krum sees Hermione and deadass thinks « fuck dem kids » and runs towards her bc he STILL LOVES HER AND VALUES HER AND HER TALENTS
Also can we mention how well Krum has aged ? While Ronald looks like dried up carrot cake Viktor has a beard that CONNECTS 
Krum cares about her health and her studies, and asks her friends if sheâs seeing someone bc he respects her and doesnât want to overstep - HE KNOWS CONSENT IS SEXY
Long story short: Krum never disrespected my girl Hermione. He loved her bc she was smart and was not jealous ever (Ronald canât even count and would still be shook when Harry and hermione were praised smh)
Krum had ambition and I refuse to believe that Hermione would have ended up with a no-good ambitionless puppet like Ronald!! He only became an auror bc Harry needed a friend that first day and adopted him as his lil bitch !!
Hermione had goals and Krum would get her there - imagine her as minister of magic with an athlete husband ? we STAN !
In conclusion, Viktor Krum was ready to love and respect my girl Hermione and Ronald stood in the way of their live bc heâs a selfish emotionally stunted child and I am MAD
Krum made her dance and feel loved and cared for and thatâs what Hermione deserves ! We only want supportive men so Ronald Weasley can choke
Next person who tries me on this just know you are WRONG ! Thanks for coming to my tedtalk !
