Ashen-faced, you step back.
“So you’re saying this whole thing turns on NORTHERN IRELAND??”
“Yes”, comes the booming voice.
“But hardly anyone talked about it! Where were the clues??!”
“Oh they were there”, says the voice, “you just ignored them.” /10
At which point a door opens in the wall of the inner sanctum and fresh air rushes in.
“This” says the booming voice, “is your chance to exit to reality.”
“You mean like the guy in the Truman Show”, you say, crushed.
“Exactly”, says the voice.
And you step through the door. /11
Breathing in the air outside, you ponder.
“So this is Remain”.
“Oh God No!” says the voice, “that’s to your left.”
Glancing left, you see a door in the hillside.
“What’s that?” you ask.
“Well” says the voice, “it’s the entry to a vast labyrinth and it works like this….”
/ENDS
(Well it was a bit of fun writing it.)
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