Parents have asked how I got into Yale and Cambridge. They want the secret sauce for their own kids.

What worked for me (paraphrasing Bruce Lee, take what works for you and discard the rest):

-spend your childhood years living in 7 different foster homes /1
-don’t pay attention in elementary school
-make friends with kids who teach you how to steal purses
-vandalize buildings when you’re 9
-set a house on fire when you’re 10 (an accident, sort of)
-try smoking Marlboro reds when you’re 11 /2
-learn the choking game from your friend’s older sister when you’re 12
-learn to convert apple cores and Rockstar cans into weed pipes when you’re 14
-be actively irresponsible at every turn
-sleep your way through classes /3
-quietly read entire textbooks but don’t tell anyone
-do none of the homework
-put more effort into calculating how to get a C- rather than just doing the assignments
-copy answers from girls who are nice to you /4
-hide your report card from your parents (get to the mailbox before them)
-move out when you’re 16, get job as dishwasher
-hang out with 30 year old coworkers, ask them to buy you and your friends beer
-graduate high school with a 2.2 GPA /5
-join the military
-be amazed at the trust instilled in you at such a young age
-slowly realize that actions have consequences, both negative & positive /6
-read tons of books
-take smart risks instead of dumb ones
-ask for help
-listen to people who know more than you /7
Just remembered this. In 9th grade I spilled red gatorade on my desk

I used my biology homework to mop it up

Then gently placed the sheet, dripping in red gatorade, in the teacher's submission pile to be graded

The next day the paper had dried into a pinkish color. Got a C-.
"Who was a class clown when they were growing up?"

(Unsurprisingly) among 80~ grad students, I was the only one to raise my hand

This study resonates 🤡

https://www.frontiersin.org/articles/10.3389/fpsyg.2019.00604/full?utm_source=F-NTF&utm_medium=EMLX&utm_campaign=PRD_FEOPS_20170000_ARTICLE#T1
"When you grow up poor, the future isn't real."

Realest sentence I've read on twitter dot com https://twitter.com/EdLatimore/status/1155118929104265216?s=20
Some were skeptical that I graduated high school with a 2.2 GPA. I usually managed to check the mailbox first to hide my bad report cards

Got a C+ in psychology. Sign of a future PhD...
Friend with a similar background as me saw this thread and sent me this meme
No one ever read to me as a kid. I would often write my name with backwards letters "Яobert" https://twitter.com/robkhenderson/status/1291362257956474880?s=20
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