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Irony died a slow, agonising, painful death last year!
Last week was its first death anniversary.
R.I.P Dear Irony, you are still missed!
Last week was its first death anniversary.
R.I.P Dear Irony, you are still missed!
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Btw, right after Shilpa Ji killed irony, Sonam ji magically resurrected it so that it could commit suicide all over again!
It was a magical night indeed .. Irony killing itself .. Sonam ji NOT wheezing anymore .. Shilpa ji throwing away the leftover Turkey ..
Sheer Magic!
Btw, right after Shilpa Ji killed irony, Sonam ji magically resurrected it so that it could commit suicide all over again!
It was a magical night indeed .. Irony killing itself .. Sonam ji NOT wheezing anymore .. Shilpa ji throwing away the leftover Turkey ..
Sheer Magic!
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And shortly thereafter came Pannu Ji, to bury whatever was left of our dear friend, Irony.
She chose a burial instead of cremation because, well .. fire .. smoke .. Sonam Ji's wheezing .. you get the gist, don't you?
And shortly thereafter came Pannu Ji, to bury whatever was left of our dear friend, Irony.
She chose a burial instead of cremation because, well .. fire .. smoke .. Sonam Ji's wheezing .. you get the gist, don't you?
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Next came Mirza Ji .. tweeting her 'concerns' about cutting of trees for a Metro Line that would take thousands of people away from cars / buses.
Tweet done, she started the engine of her 5700cc SUV and quietly drove away at a mileage of about 5 kmpl, her ac running full power!
Next came Mirza Ji .. tweeting her 'concerns' about cutting of trees for a Metro Line that would take thousands of people away from cars / buses.
Tweet done, she started the engine of her 5700cc SUV and quietly drove away at a mileage of about 5 kmpl, her ac running full power!
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And now comes a brand new entrant - yet another young debutante starlet!
Irony clapped hard at her 'concern' for animals on Diwali night. Then she caught a rooster, halalled it and turned it into butter chicken for celebrations with Panday Ji at yet another successful PR stunt!
And now comes a brand new entrant - yet another young debutante starlet!
Irony clapped hard at her 'concern' for animals on Diwali night. Then she caught a rooster, halalled it and turned it into butter chicken for celebrations with Panday Ji at yet another successful PR stunt!
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But none can match the talent of Chopra Ji!
So talented that she magically contracted asthma the moment she got an endorsement that brings in greenbacks.
After counting her monies,irony lit her her fav cigarette to smoke away the demons in her head!
Take that you Cracker Walas!
But none can match the talent of Chopra Ji!
So talented that she magically contracted asthma the moment she got an endorsement that brings in greenbacks.
After counting her monies,irony lit her her fav cigarette to smoke away the demons in her head!
Take that you Cracker Walas!
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Irony was happily 'Resting in Peace' when along came Mrs Ahuja, with yet another one of her sanctimonious 'messages' for us unwashed ones!
Irony saw that message, admired the 'exotic' snake skin bag that she promotes, then quietly halalled a chicken for Ahuja Ji's lunch!
Irony was happily 'Resting in Peace' when along came Mrs Ahuja, with yet another one of her sanctimonious 'messages' for us unwashed ones!
Irony saw that message, admired the 'exotic' snake skin bag that she promotes, then quietly halalled a chicken for Ahuja Ji's lunch!
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DAMN IT AHUJA MADAM!
Irony ko parlok mein bhi aaram nahi karne deti!
Ya phir aapke paas koi anokhey kism ke kutte hain jo aapke poojya pitaji dwara bajaye gaye patakhon par naachte hain, aur baaki logon ke patakhon se unke hosh udd jaye hain?
Mata Rani maaf nahi karegi!
DAMN IT AHUJA MADAM!
Irony ko parlok mein bhi aaram nahi karne deti!
Ya phir aapke paas koi anokhey kism ke kutte hain jo aapke poojya pitaji dwara bajaye gaye patakhon par naachte hain, aur baaki logon ke patakhon se unke hosh udd jaye hain?
Mata Rani maaf nahi karegi!
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Irony decided to see what her favourite starlet had to say about #NepotismInBollywood.
It got the shock of its life when it saw her account locked.
With 1,30,00,000 followers, irony wondered what purpose would it serve .. then it logged out & stabbed itself in the heart!
Irony decided to see what her favourite starlet had to say about #NepotismInBollywood.
It got the shock of its life when it saw her account locked.
With 1,30,00,000 followers, irony wondered what purpose would it serve .. then it logged out & stabbed itself in the heart!
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Irony ALWAYS followed bollywood news with a really keen eye, but it will no longer be able to do so anymore.
Why, you asked?
Well, because after reading this 'Don't Celebrate .. Ok Now Celebrate' nonsense, Irony tore out her eyes!
Irony ALWAYS followed bollywood news with a really keen eye, but it will no longer be able to do so anymore.
Why, you asked?
Well, because after reading this 'Don't Celebrate .. Ok Now Celebrate' nonsense, Irony tore out her eyes!
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Shilpa Ji was worried.
The 3rd anniversary of murder of Irony by her was approaching and she needed something 'intellectual' to say on the occasion.
So she dug out a book that talked about anything BUT animal welfare & let loose, just like a fart after a plate-full of Turkey!
Shilpa Ji was worried.
The 3rd anniversary of murder of Irony by her was approaching and she needed something 'intellectual' to say on the occasion.
So she dug out a book that talked about anything BUT animal welfare & let loose, just like a fart after a plate-full of Turkey!
