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Why is this manhoos churail ki aatma naani k naam pey laanat type woman annoying my adiya
Petrol do mera koi 
Petrol do mera koi
Iss aunty ko hoo ha ha krney sey fursat miley toh thor ka hammer ley k iss k sar k screw fix kr lena koi. Jaahil na ho toh
Isiliye kehtey hein raat ko baahir nhi nikltey jinn bhoot peechey parr jaatey hein. Zoya putar yes I am @ - ing you!
Pooja marr gyi lekin hooda house ney phir bhi peecha nhi chora. Jab dekho kabhi ek ki pooja kabhi doosrey ki pooja ho rhi hoti hai 
NOTHING ANNOYS ME MORE THAN WHEN THE BOHAT ZAROORI BAAT NEVER GETS COMPLETED AND THEN SOMETHING SUPER BAD HAPPENS MATLAB K NEXT LEVEL TABAAHI HAPPENS JUST BECAUSE BAAT BATAANEY KA CHANCE NHI MILA
Hiyeeee shukr hai zoya puttar tu bhi bhagwaan sey khuda pey aayi. Chal ab ayat ul kursi parh aur dekh kesey jinn churailein bhaagtey hein. Cheeku nu vi dasi 
OYE KIDNAP HOGYI HAI BERRA GHARK HO ISS NANI KA
BERRA GHARK HO ISS NANI KA
OH DAMN
ADI BWOI YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN TO TAKE ZOYA BY SURPRISE
ADI BWOI YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN TO TAKE ZOYA BY SURPRISE
This pepper spray thing reminds me of when Zara kicked Aunn putar and he said "Gunnah milega tumhein, Jahannum mein jaogi!"
"Zindagi mein agar tamasha na ho toh zindagi kitni khaali lagti hai"
Oh manhoos churail naani, apun ki toh zindagi hi tamasha ban k reh gyi hai phir tu kya cheap thrills degi
Oh manhoos churail naani, apun ki toh zindagi hi tamasha ban k reh gyi hai phir tu kya cheap thrills degi
MEIN KYA KRUN TUM DONUN ITNEY CUTEEE HO 
WOAH WOAH WOAHHHHH
THINGS JUST HEATED UP REAL QUICK
THINGS JUST HEATED UP REAL QUICK
If my Amma saw what I'm watching - mera swaaha hojiye
Adi's trying so hard to hold her face with one hand and keep the tent up with the other. Skills
Naani ney begherti pey full stop lagaatey huwey background mein ek adad gubaarey ki hawaa nikaal di. Zoya bechaari ka traah hi nikal gya
SOMEBODY MAKE THIS HOO HAA HAAA STOP MY HEAD IS KILLING
YEH MANHOOS WASEEM KIDNAP HOGYA HAI. ZOYA PLEASE LET ARSHAD BE THE SAVIOUR, DON'T MESS YOUR LIFE UP FOR THIS IDIOT
YEH ABBU NHI KADDU HAI ZOYAAA, ISS KI JAAN JAANEY DO. KHAIRAAT SAMJH K MARNEY DO ISS KO
Gaari ka number hai 9 2 11
^ how original Can this villain be anymore cliche?
^ how original
Can this villain be anymore cliche?
ADI FFS CAN YOU PUT THE DAMN CAKE DOWN AND LISTEN TO ZOYA KI ADHOORI BAAT! NAWWA KATTA KHUL GAYA HAI
I WANT TO HIT MY HEAD AGAINST THE WALL. DARAKHT NAAL WAJJO SAAREY! MEIN KHUD KO AAG LAGAANEY LAGI HOON. KOI SUKH JO DEKHNEY DIYA HO INN MANHOOS WRITERS NEY
OH ZOYA TU INSAAN HAI YA DORA THE EXPLORER?! BEHN AISEY JAA RHI HO APNEY BASANTI NUMA BAAP KO KUTTON SEY BACHAANEY JESEY CHULBUL PAANDEY SEY TRAINING LI HO! KYA WEAPON KYA HAI TUMHAARA?! SAARI K PALLU SEY VILLAIN KO ZAKHMI KROGI?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
ADI TUMHAARI BIWI SUPERMAN SALLU BHAI KI FAN.
SHE DOESN'T BELIEVE IN LOGIC
SHE DOESN'T BELIEVE IN LOGIC
"Mein aa rha hoon zoya... lekin tum jaa kahaan rhi ho?"
MOOOOOD! SHOULD I LAUGH OR SHOULD I CRY?! WHAT IS THIS PLOT. WHAT IS COMMUNICATION WHAT IS LIFE
MOOOOOD! SHOULD I LAUGH OR SHOULD I CRY?! WHAT IS THIS PLOT. WHAT IS COMMUNICATION WHAT IS LIFE
DORA NIKAL PARRI HAI AB DIEGO BHI JIYEGA. WOWWWWW LET'S ALL SING THE HAPPY SONG
"Bhai sahab aap jaantey hein hamaarey abu kahaan hein?"
Logon k bachey meley mein gum hotey hein lekin zoya ka abbu gum gaya hai. Masjid mein elaan krao koi, zoya k abbu gum gyey hein
Logon k bachey meley mein gum hotey hein lekin zoya ka abbu gum gaya hai. Masjid mein elaan krao koi, zoya k abbu gum gyey hein
Uber waala uncle soch rha hai behn mujhey toh aaj tak achi nokri nhi mili tujhey tera abba kahaan sey dhoond k doon?!
"Shukriya bhai sahab aap bohat acha kaam kr rhey hein."
Human trafficking and kidnapping. Bhai sahab ka kaam. Inn ko zoya shukriya bol rhi hein.
Human trafficking and kidnapping. Bhai sahab ka kaam. Inn ko zoya shukriya bol rhi hein.
It feels like Zoya is playing blue whale. This episode is raising awareness in the youth!
Arjun aur kuch bolney sey pehley jaa k apni shirt change kr. Aaj kal k larrkon ko pata nhi kya ajeeb obsession hai yeh phoolon waali shirton sey.
THIS IS SO IRONIC BUT ZOYA JAA K MELAY MEIN POHANCH GYI HAI AB KOI RAHUL RAICHAND AA K ISS KO DISTRACT KREY AUR ADI TAB TAK AAJIYE
AB KOI RAHUL RAICHAND AA K ISS KO DISTRACT KREY AUR ADI TAB TAK AAJIYE
ZOYAAAAA SIT ON THE FERRIS WHEEL BUBBA! OOPAR SEY ZYAADA ACHA VIEW AAYEGA AND THEN YOU CAN EASILY IDENTIFY THE BIG BAD KIDNAPPER 
DIVORCE PAPERS?! OH HELL NO! NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOO SHUT THE HELL UP NOO THIS IS NOT HAPPENING SHUT UP I SWEAR I WILL RIP YOU ALL APART IF YOU DO THIS TO MY BABIES! SHUT UP AAAATGHHAHSZC
I WANT TO KEEP THIS TL PAAK FROM INAPPROPRIATE LANGUAGE BUT THIS IS TOO MUCH
I CAN HANDLE AND TOLERATE ALL YOUR STUPID PLOTS AND TWISTS AND LACK OF COMMON SENSE BUT IF ZOYA SIGNS THOSE PAPERS I WILL END YOU ALL. SAB KO MAAR DUNGI. NA RAHEGA SHOW AUR NA BAJEGI MERI FEELS KI
ABBEY OH MANHOOS CHURAIL NAANI! ZOYA K EK CHUTKI SINDOOR KI QEEMAT TUM KYA JAANO KISI JINN KI BEWAAH! 150 EPISODES TAK JAIL MEIN CHAKKI PEESNEY K BAAD, ARSHAD MANHOOS KO AUR USS KA DIYA HUWA SAR DARD BARDAASHT KRNEY K BAAD, NAAGIN KA ZEHR PEENEY K BAAD MILA HAI YEH BANDHAN
AUR TU KEHTI HAI EK WASEEM KI JAAN KI KHATIR SAB KA THE END KR DO?! MERI LAASH PR SEY GUZR KR HOGI YEH TALAAQ! WASEEM NEY TOH WESEY BHI MARRNA THA, TU MAAREY YA MEIN MAUT TOH MAUT HAI. YEH LO KAFFAN DAFFAN K LIYE PAISEY AUR NIKLO. YEH TALAAQ TOH NHI HOGI.
Yeh naani jaanti nhi, hamney toh do consenting individuals ki talaaq nhi honay di thi ( ARJIYA ) yeh toh phir adiya hein.
I love you Aditya 
KACHRA IS BACK! IDHR AA TU, TEREY SAATH ABHI PURAANA HISAAB BHI REHTA HAI
NO NO NOOOO WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING NOO
ADI PUNCH HIM PLEASE. KICK HIM SO HARD HE DIES
ADITYA ZOYA KO DHOKA NHI DEGA MANHOOS NAANI
OH ANJANA TU TEH CHUP KR!
Yeh pagal bhaag gyi hai. Kaash yeh drive pey jaaye aur kisi khambey sey takraa k marr jaaye.
HOW DID YOU PEOPLE SIT THROUGH THIS HEARTBREAK?!
ISS PAGAL NEY MERA IDEA CHORI KIYA HAI! PETROL SEY TOH MEINEY JALAANA THA HOW DARE SHE
Anjana naagin is sliding on the floor. I'm dead
"Meiney sab kuch barbaad kr diya"
Haan woh sab toh sahi hai lekin manhoos maari aagey bhi toh bol na. Exactly kesey tu ney donun ko jahannum k darwaazey tak pohanchaaya?! I need deets!
Haan woh sab toh sahi hai lekin manhoos maari aagey bhi toh bol na. Exactly kesey tu ney donun ko jahannum k darwaazey tak pohanchaaya?! I need deets!
Sorry, my mistake. Naagin keh rhi hai usko andherey mein Paak ki gaari nazr nhi aayi toh uss ney thok di. Sallu bhai ki fan hai yeh bhi
Chalo koi nhi, maazrat kr rhi hai naagin. Ab jaaney do. Mitti daalo 
Oh Zoya sweetie jaan dey. Anjana ka swaaha phir kabhi kr leingey, we have bigger dushmans to deal with for now
What the hell is going on?
WOAHHHHH PAPA HOODA IS BACK IN RUTHLESS GANGSTER LAWYER MODE. YASSSS
Nope Adi did not just do that
"Tum sey koi pyaar nhi krta. Na tumhaarey abu na mein."
I FEEL ATTACKED
I FEEL ATTACKED
ADITYA HOODA TERI MAA PAGAL HAI, QAATIL HAI AUR TUM SEY PYAAR NHI KRTI SIRF KHUD SEY PYAAR KRTI HAI! TAKE THAT BIG BOY
Zoya sweetie ney dushmano sey fraandship kr li aur Adi ney jaa k Anjana pagal k pyaar mein brain cells bech diye. Waseem qaddu nu vi dekh lo koi, abhi tak floor boards k neechey toh nhi ghoom raha?
Yeh konsi jail hai jahaan pey qaidiyon sey kabhi bhi milney detey hein? Jail ko picnic spot bana k rakh diya hai hoodas aur siddiques ney. Jail ko izzat do
"Aaj tak mera gala kabhi soona nhi raha hai"
Phaansi ki rassi dey chotey, iss ki yeh tension toh door krun mein pehley
Phaansi ki rassi dey chotey, iss ki yeh tension toh door krun mein pehley
UFFFF THIS IS KILLING ME
Wait, when did this day start again? I'm so lost. What even is time?
Yeh aashiq kitni jaldi badal jaatey hein wesey. *dil toots*
Papa hooda ney ek minute mein bahu aur beti itni dafa bol diya hai mera toh head spun hogaya hai. What the falooda
HOLD THAT AAAAH BG MUSIC FOR A SECOND! WHAT JUST HAPPENED?! AAAAAHHHHH
OH MERA KALEJAAAAA! 
MUJHEY PATA THA MERA ADI DHOKA NHI DEGA! MERA DIL KEHTA THA CHEEKU WHY YOU DO DIS.
CHEEKU WHY YOU DO DIS.
*COMBUSTS*
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
"SAATH MIL K RAJVIR KO MAZA CHAKHAYENGEY"
COUNT ME IN AMIGOS! THIS BISH IS GOING DOWN
COUNT ME IN AMIGOS! THIS BISH IS GOING DOWN
TARPEGA TU KAMINEY! KEEREY PARREINGEY TUJHEY! TERA KEEMA BANAA K GALI K KUTTON KO DEY DUNGI BAS RAJVIR AB TU DEKH.
"Agar Yash aur Pooja ka pyaar sacha hota na toh apney peechey khushiyaan chor jaata."
Haina?! Manhoos maaron ney itni aafat machaai huwi hai aur pyaar bhi woh jo avein chawal qism ka tha. Fazool insaan. Ugh
Haina?! Manhoos maaron ney itni aafat machaai huwi hai aur pyaar bhi woh jo avein chawal qism ka tha. Fazool insaan. Ugh
Aansuon k nishaan
Okay guys the teardrop conclusion is super sweet and my inner aashiq is doing luddi but -
Really? Matlab k kuch bhi?
160+ episodes lag gyey hamein yeh decode krney mein k Aakhir Anjana ney kiya kya tha aur kesey lekin aansoo foran nazr aagyey. I like it
Really? Matlab k kuch bhi?
160+ episodes lag gyey hamein yeh decode krney mein k Aakhir Anjana ney kiya kya tha aur kesey lekin aansoo foran nazr aagyey. I like it
"Hamein aap k paas reh kr bhi aap sey door rehna hoga"
*clears throat*
PAAS REH K BHI THI DOORI
JAANEY KESI THI MAJBOORI
WAQT WOH BHI AJEEB THA
JAB TU MEREY QAREEB THA
*clears throat*
PAAS REH K BHI THI DOORI
JAANEY KESI THI MAJBOORI
WAQT WOH BHI AJEEB THA
JAB TU MEREY QAREEB THA
"Mujhey bharosey pey bharosa nhi"
Aaaand Naagin is back with her bakwas. 4 din toh iss ko jail mein sarrney detey. Mera kajela toh thanda hojaata
IYE HIYE HIYEEEEE THESE CUTIEPIESSSS! THIS SCENE IS EVERYTHING
