Disappointing cracked-badging from the Manchester Evening News - never go full detachment and never go with an equidistant crack.
2/10
8/10: he's toast
Solid 7/10 effort here at the Telegraph, although perhaps a little too gaping, if we're nitpicking
0/10
For guidance, this would be 1/10
3/10, purely for the revolutionary beermat approach
Bad times for FC Rot-Weiß Erfurt, it seems: 4/10 (for being literally and figuratively groundbreaking)
Radio 2/10 https://twitter.com/MaracasFlute/status/1059490053687250945
Badge intact: everything's OK https://twitter.com/TheSunFootball/status/1089516017984909312
No
Nein https://twitter.com/diarioas/status/1105949810769707010
Cracked Badges regulation 24(e) clearly states: "Cracked badges should never be accompanied by a picture of the outgoing manager smiling"
Manchester United achieve Badge-Crack Status for the second time this season, and Ole Gunnar Solskjaer earns a 9/10 effort (perhaps only let down by insufficient jaggedness).
Badge crackage just 72 hours after the fixtures are released? Not for me, Clive
WHY
Cracked badges OUT, summer holidays teenage break-up photo destruction IN
All about the crumbling badge now. https://twitter.com/F365/status/1181127893096833024
The badge-cracking is real https://twitter.com/dfitzgeralds/status/1187354060011311104?s=19
Here we go!
https://twitter.com/C_th_lLynch/status/1189213170172334081
Has there ever been...........................a cracked poppy
Adventurous, but no
Cracked Badge Adjudication Panel decision: NOT APPROVED

Full written reasons: Failing to sign Flamengo defender Pablo Mari does not meet the threshold for a full club crisis
January 31st, 2020: The day of the worst cracked badge since records began
Can I just shock you? I *like* cracked shirts
Tough one, this. Clearly a club in crisis, but not internally (yet). Style-wise, this could be the future of badge-cracking.
https://twitter.com/Mr_WillCarroll/status/1229042973851234305
A cracked kit for 2020/21, admirable self-awareness
Final boss https://twitter.com/F365/status/1247086335531397120?s=19
This is it. This is the worst cracked badge of all time, both in spirit and in execution. I can't stop looking at it. https://twitter.com/MailSport/status/1247913378598866947
oh boy https://twitter.com/felixkeith/status/1265743498793361409
Should you be allowed to crack your *own* badge? One to ponder https://twitter.com/RRocheNeuro/status/1284129206058835972
A CRACKED FOURTH OFFICIAL'S ELECTRONIC BOARD

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Oh no
Is that lava in between
not sure
Cracked phone https://twitter.com/CastlePointBC/status/1327233542334636033
So much going on here, quite the rollercoaster. First, you think "absolutely doesn't warrant a cracked badge, even if they are literally getting rid of the badge" and then it emerges that it really is a cracked-badge situation after all.

(Badge-crack rating: 2/10, very sloppy)
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