#Jokes

Zeb Aslam

ZebAslam

Prime Minister Imran Khan is addressing Parliament. Prepare for another session of "lockdowns bad, livelihoods good" P.M. will be talking about 4 points.Point 1 - Coronavirus P.M. saying government acted

Rudi B.

rudi_bee

If you caught me on #StopEverything this morning and found yourself thinking “Gosh reading romance novels sounds fun, I would really like to read one!” Hello. Welcome. Allow me to

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byunandyeol

what your favourite cb fic trope says about you: a very specific thread about cb twt (please don't take it seriously, it's all jokes) CEO AU, Rich Chαnyeol / Poor

Evan Urquhart

e_urq

There are three Big Questions (TM) about gender that I find personally interesting.What does it mean to be a man?How does masculinity relate to being a man?What's left of masculinity

hux | lizzie huxley-jones 🍟📚

littlehux

I’m feeling soppy.We met at his Xmas party, he threw with his housemate, who is my then-boyfriend’s best pal. F had brought me down to London to meet people, and

Sex, You're Doing It Wrong 🤪

Veronikasexlife

66 Things Men Would Like Women To Know This is to compliment my thread called "66 Things Women Would Like Men To Know" You can inspire your lover to do

AFC Mac

AFC_Mac_2

Ozil's attitude in quotes -What have players and managers said?Focusing just on attitude because there are hundreds praising his abilityArteta - "To be fair his attitude in training since the

The Superior Exalted Speed

Exalted_Speed

It's time for the MAN of the hour, okay joke out of the way but time to talk about the history and legacy of one of DC's more UNDERRATED heroes

Bar Exam Tracker

BarExamTracker

NEW YORK BAR EXAM Leg Hearing NOW - LIVE TWEET THREADspeakers: John McAlary -NY BOLE, @JaredTruEsqueer (@alaa2325), @TaraDylann (@NatDLSA), @FoxCahn (@STOPSpyingNY), Kayla Smith, Victoria Ruiz, Nicholas Patrick Andrews [pic: agenda]

Chirag

iamchiragshah97

Thread exposing #KanganaRanaut's blatant lies & hypocrisy. 1) Fake Paris engagement:In an interview given her friend claimed that they both got engaged in Paris in Jan 2014 (which even Kangana

Gay Avenger ✊🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦

GayIronAvenger

"PROVE IT!!!!"*runs away*Why would I bother? We both know whatever concrete evidence I present, you'd just dismiss faster than you did honor and morals.There is literally no point. 820 was

Wesley Tharpe

WCTharpe

Today a couple @CenterOnBudget colleagues & I rolled out a paper on #innovation, and how barriers to it are holding us back. We hope it provides another piece of the

Nathan Altice

circuitlions

So @bokista (and @ibogost, I think) asked about what my "secret" to good slide design is, and I've been trying to think about this more systematically lately (so I can

The Sixth Mountain

cynical_biatch

Yehsus - Yeah Seuss"Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope, and that enables you to laugh

Kirk Rudell 🇺🇸

krudell

A couple years ago, when I was writing for American Dad!, I needed an Arabic speaker for a small part. Our casting director recommended a Saudi comedian, who happened to

Yell in a War

jelenawoehr

Allow me to reintroduce myself.My name is Jelena ("Yell in a") and this thread changed my life.I think it deserves to be pinned now—and that seems like a good excuse

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