#TheWeekInTory

#TheWeekInTory1. Boris Johnson nominated Chris Grayling to chair the Intelligence Committee2. Yes. Chris Grayling.3. Matt Hancock said “I'm really pleased that the Domestic Abuse Bill has been passed” 12 hours
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#TheWeekInTory 1. The govt launched a “Fix your bike” voucher website2. It broke in less than an hour3. The govt said we should all lose weight 4. The govt is
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#TheWeekInTory1. The govt relaxed the rules on eating in restaurants, as long as the restaurants followed the guidelines2. To promote this, the Chancellor posed for a photo-op serving customers in
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#TheWeekInTory is a misnomer: this just covers the last 5 days1. Matt Hancock told Parliament lockdown started on 16th March, the day SAGE told them to, so all those unnecessary
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#TheWeekInTory is a monster today because they’ve been, well, even busier than usual, the scamps1. The dictionary definition of Honour is, “the quality of knowing and doing what is morally
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#TheWeekInTory (Wed to Sun)1. Let’s start with the milder corruption: it was revealed Matt Hancock tried to block 400 homes and a primary school near Newmarket racecourse, after receiving at
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#TheWeekInTory 1. The govt said they had to "balance the nation’s health with our economy", and in that respect, they have succeeded: both are evenly balanced as the worst in
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Part 2 of #TheWeekInTory (Wed to Sun)1. The actual Paymaster General suggested we spend the International Aid budget on a new yacht for the Queen2. And the actual Foreign Secretary
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An early #TheWeekInTory (Sun to Tues), but things are moving crazy fast1. Last week the govt said “we will work around the clock to ensure nobody goes hungry as a
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I was gonna do another #TheWeekInTory but, try as I might, I could not find a thing they’d done wrong since Friday. No corruption. No ineptitude. No lies. No hypocrisy.
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It’s Tuesday, #TheWeekInTory is already 80 points long, and I’m very sorry you have to read it.And even more sorry I had to write the bloody thing.Anyway, here goes. 1.
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